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1. "Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods."
Author: Betty White
2. "So…while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan?"
Author: Elle Lothlorien
3. "Men are my bread and butter. It's what I live for! I have no shame about that."
Author: Fiona Apple
4. "I have wondered,' said the Marquis, taking a great bite out of a slice of bread and jam, 'whether it wouldn't be better for me to do it with a knife. Most of the best things have been brought off with a knife. And it would be a new emotion to get a knife into a French President and wriggle it around."
Author: G.K. Chesterton
5. "...This particular blunder is known as deus ex machina, which is French for "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Author: Howard Mittelmark
6. "The French call mot juste the word that exactly fits. Why is this word so hard to find? The reasons are many. First, we don't always know what we mean and are too lazy too find out."
Author: Jacques Barzun
7. "This dame might take the phrase "If looks could kill" too literally. The French have a word for sexy murderesses. Well, they probably have such a word, but since I don't speak French, I can't tell you what it is."
Author: Jarod Kintz
8. "French bread? Is that a special term for a woman's pussy?"
Author: Jessica Clare
9. "Tuesday—we had school for the first time. Madame O'Malley had a moment of silence at the beginning of French class, a class that was always punctuated with long moments of silence, and then asked us how we were feeling. "Awful," a girl said. "En français," Madame O'Malley replied. "En français."
Author: John Green
10. "I think London, New York, Paris, Milan, any big city has its own fashion. I don't know why they make such a big thing of Paris. I think maybe it comes from French New Wave films portraying the French girl as very feminine."
Author: Josephine De La Baume
11. "There he got out the luncheon-basket and packed a simple meal, in which, remembering the stranger's origin and preferences, he took care to include a yard of long French bread, a sausage out of which the garlic sang, some cheese which lay down and cried, and a long-necked straw-covered flask wherein lay bottled sunshine shed and garnered on far Southern slopes."
Author: Kenneth Grahame
12. "Jack, who apparently always had to be moving in some way, had made up for the missing knife by grabbing a half loaf of French bread and methodically ripping it into tiny pieces."What," I said, narrowing my eyes. "Why don't faeries like bread?""Hmm?" Jack looked up, then shrugged. "I dunno."Lend picked up a piece, crumbling it. "My dad said he thought it was because it was the staff of life for people.""Nasty stuff tastes like mold," Jack said. "I tried a piece once a while ago when I was still trying to force myself to eat normal food so I could stay here. It was like a shock to my whole system." He shuddered at the memory."
Author: Kiersten White
13. "The tumults of time are oft passed by in records of the private memoirist; for our days consist not of the Senatorial speech and the refracted solar beam cast through heroic cloud, but rather of bread eaten, and ink blotted, and talk of the sermon, and walks along the whiskery avenues in the garden."
Author: M.T. Anderson
14. "How do you kill a vampire? "Silver bullets?""That's werewolves.""Cloves of garlic?""That's French bread."
Author: Parnell Hall
15. "She used to say she could taste sleep and that it was as delicious as a BLT on fresh French bread."
Author: Rebecca Wells
16. "I have made up my mind to say my say. I shall do it kindly, distinctly; but I am going to do it. I know there are thousands of men who substantially agree with me, but who are not in a condition to express their thoughts. They are poor; they are in business; and they know that should they tell their honest thought, persons will refuse to patronize them—to trade with them; they wish to get bread for their little children; they wish to take care of their wives; they wish to have homes and the comforts of life. Every such person is a certificate of the meanness of the community in which he resides. And yet I do not blame these people for not expressing their thought. I say to them: 'Keep your ideas to yourselves; feed and clothe the ones you love; I will do your talking for you. The church can not touch, can not crush, can not starve, cannot stop or stay me; I will express your thoughts."
Author: Robert G. Ingersoll
17. "Dip a slice of bread in batter. That's September: yellow, gold, soft and sticky. Fry the bread. Now you have October: chewier, drier, streaked with browns. The day in question fell somewhere in the middle of the french toast process."
Author: Tom Robbins
18. "I thought English is a strange language. Now I think French is even more strange. In France, their fish is poisson, their bread is pain, and their pancake is crepe. Pain and poison and crap. That's what they have every day."
Author: Xiaolu Guo

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