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1. "A metric fuckton of dumb so epically mind-destroyingly beyond a bad idea that there's not a chance they would go there."
Author: Andrea K. Höst
2. "How the hell did you pull this off, man?" "I pulled some major strings and got us a one-night pass. And Noah here has to be back before midnight or he'll turn into a pumpkin." "Pumpkin. Can we get pumpkin pie?" Andy says, "Maybe later." Sam shakes his head. "Dude, you look totally high." It's true. Noah looks way out of it. He keeps smiling his loopy smile. "Only on life, Sam." "And a fuckton of Vicodin" adds Andy."
Author: Hannah Harrington
3. "First we need to get a buttload of nails.'‘A buttload? How much is that?'‘Uh…'Granuaile rescued me with her superior knowledge of indefinite units of measurement. ‘I believe that's slightly more than a shitload but much less than a fuckton."
Author: Kevin Hearne

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There is no generosity in women. They want everything coming in and nothing going out. They show no trust. Lord God, how they hate to pay you! They will get the work of two men out of you and I guess they would beat you with whips if they were able to. No sir, not me. Never. A man will not work for a woman, not unless he has clabber for brains."
Author: Charles Portis

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