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1. "That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE."
Author: James Patterson

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As she reached back for the buckle, her fingers met Mr. Meisner's. She jumped. "I can do this... Sir.""Ah." He brushed aside her fingers. "I see you've at least remembered the sir.""One always calls gentlemen that, just as you--"With only a rustle of cloth to warn her, his teeth met in the lobe of her ear, sending a spark into her middle. Like the melt of winter snow, she felt heat pool in her lower body. Her fingers curled against her collarbone where her hands still rested either side of her neck."I'm not a gentleman, Faith."
Author: Cari Silverwood

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