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1. "Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. It's a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end."
Author: Billy Collins
2. "It was funny how all the useless knowledge you accumulated when you're in love with someone could sit for years gathering dust in the back of your mind, only to spill out at the slightest reminder."
Author: Blakney Francis
3. "Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is con­nected to the rhythm of music. They're both about creating tension and knowing when to let it go. I'm always surprised when somebody funny is not musical."
Author: Conan O'Brien
4. "It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes."
Author: Eric San
5. "For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy."
Author: George A. Romero
6. "When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her-- she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but every time I met her it was obvious, and the funny thing was that she was better than the fantasy, like I got more stuff than I'd imagined."
Author: Jenny Downham
7. "How funny we are, I thought, the way we dance about each other, each afraid of being hurt by the other."
Author: Judith Merkle Riley
8. "There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood."
Author: Julie Brown
9. "I put my hands on his chest, splaying my fingers, feeling his heart beat under my palm. Funny how such a simple thing like a heartbeat could fascinate me now that I didn't have one. Or maybe it was just Zeke's heart that I was fascinated with."
Author: Julie Kagawa
10. "For about four years, I've been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common."
Author: Megan Boyle
11. "At the end to death I must go,Finishing a real tragic and funny show."
Author: Mohit K. Misra
12. "When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them."
Author: Paul Merton
13. "I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation."
Author: Pharrell Williams
14. "I have to step out for a second. Don't do anything funny while I'm gone."
Author: Stephenie Meyer
15. "But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings."
Author: Ted Lindsay
16. "Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense."
Author: Tippi Hedren
17. "U really hAve a funny and uNique way of showing whAt U feel! Sometimes U SaY it through a puzzle, sOmetiMes wiTh nO haSslE, soMetiMes in silence, somEtImes in IrOnY. HoWeVer U do it, juSt wish thAt the oNe U love WoN't give uP eAsilY aNd wOuLd paTientLy wAit 4 tHe daY U leArn to TrUst lOvE & loVinG aGaiN!"
Author: Verloren13
18. "And in the past, Archie wondered, was it just that fewer people cheated? Were they more honest, and did they leave their front doors open, did they leave their kids with the neighbors, pay social calls, run up tabs with the butcher? The funny thing about getting old in a country is people always want to hear that from you. They want to hear it really was once a green and pleasant land. They need it."
Author: Zadie Smith

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The amazing miracle of death, when one second you're walking and talking, and the next second you're an object."
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