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1. "A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters."
Author: Barbara Corcoran
2. "People die every day. That was the most comforting thought Brás had while all the obituaries he wrote at the newspaper flashed before him. He just realized that, even when he's not writing about it, people will keep dying. Isn't it funny how easily forget about work the moment they leave for the day? Isn't it strange how we always seem to remember the trivial things from our daily lives, yet we so often forget the most important ones?"
Author: Gabriel Bá
3. "For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents."
Author: James Herriot
4. "My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier."
Author: Jason Gann
5. "It was funny how none of her classes in library science has prepared her for this sort of thing, dead bodies, staff under suspicion, crazed reporters. Really, they needed to consider expanding the curriculum."
Author: Jenn McKinlay
6. "I didn't really notice that he had a funny nose.And he certainly looked better all dressed up in fancy clothes.He's not nearly as attractive as he seemed the other night.So I think I'll just pretend that this glass slipper feels too tight."
Author: Judith Viorst
7. "By all means, stay," Anne said. "Have a seat. We'll take care of you next.""Yeah, see, I think someone else is going to be on trial next." Baring my teeth at her in a grin I pulled out my file folder. "I've got some interesting reading here. And I even brought copies for everyone so you don't have to share."A distinguished-looking South American man on the end shook his head. "What is this? Another farce?""No, but bonus points for using a funny word. You really want to read what I have here. Anne, you'll be especially interested, since you have a starring role.""Enough. Rhia—"Reth quickly flicked his wrist at her; her mouth kept moving, but no sound came out. It was one of the most satisfying things I'd ever seen. Sure, that trick had sucked when he used it on me, but I wholly approved of it now."
Author: Kiersten White
8. "Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now your creative writing class calls "self-contempt giving rise to comic form." Write down all of his jokes, but don't tell him you are doing this. Make up anagrams of his old girlfriend's name and name all of your socially handicapped characters with them. Tell him his old girlfriend is in all of your stories and then watch how funny he can be, see what a really great sense of humor he can have."
Author: Lorrie Moore
9. "Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!"
Author: Mehmet Murat Ildan
10. "I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that."
Author: Rachel Roy
11. "I want to hold onto this funny thing. God, it's gotten big on me. I don't know what it is. I'm so damned unhappy, I'm so mad, and I don't know why. I feel like I'm putting on weight. I feel fat. I feel like I'm saving a lot of things, and I don't know what. I might even start reading books."
Author: Ray Bradbury
12. "Nothing abnormal about the abnormal!"  I laughed and finally he smirked, "Sorry just that's funny as shit."
Author: S.L. Walker
13. "A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada."
Author: Samantha Bee
14. "It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body."
Author: Satchel Paige
15. "I don't know if I'm embarrassed because I think it's a funny show, but I could imagine there being a snootiness about it, but I do find 'The Big Bang Theory' very funny. I think that's a good show. I think it's fun, I like the actors; I think they're all doing a great job."
Author: Stephen Merchant
16. "Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with."
Author: Tim Conway
17. "I love Kate Moss. I've worked with her a couple of times, and she is a great girl, really funny and easy to work with."
Author: Twiggy
18. "U really hAve a funny and uNique way of showing whAt U feel! Sometimes U SaY it through a puzzle, sOmetiMes wiTh nO haSslE, soMetiMes in silence, somEtImes in IrOnY. HoWeVer U do it, juSt wish thAt the oNe U love WoN't give uP eAsilY aNd wOuLd paTientLy wAit 4 tHe daY U leArn to TrUst lOvE & loVinG aGaiN!"
Author: Verloren13
19. "Isn't it funny how danger makes people passionate?"
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

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