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1. "Its so funny how idiots don't know that they are idiots that's what makes them idiots."
Author: Adam Levine
2. "You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever."
Author: Brandon Sanderson
3. "Touch was funny like that. How one movement could choke you and kill you, but another meant nothing more than a caress and an invitation. How sex and rape were just a few motions apart."
Author: Brigid Kemmerer
4. "If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny."
Author: Calvin Trillin
5. "Dreams are funny things"..."Things seem so real when they are happening, only to fade instantly when the brain realizes they are mere images, shadows of the truth, but not part of it."
Author: Christine Fonseca
6. "'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny."
Author: Colin Hanks
7. "Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is con­nected to the rhythm of music. They're both about creating tension and knowing when to let it go. I'm always surprised when somebody funny is not musical."
Author: Conan O'Brien
8. "It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny."
Author: David Cross
9. "Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she's hosting the world's biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don't mind, I'm the Cool Girl."
Author: Gillian Flynn
10. "I wouldn't really know too much about pressure. I stay away from it like snow in the Sahara. That reminds me, isn't it funny how an adage might get lost in cultural translation? For instance, take the saying, "Don't eat yellow snow." Well, try telling that to a Bedouin who's never left the desert and has never seen pictures of other climates. You might have to rephrase it to, "Never eat yellow sand," which is sort of silly."
Author: Jarod Kintz
11. "Evan Handler is a man who's looked into the abyss and laughed. His book, It's Only Temporary, made me laugh along with him. He covers love, lust, showbiz, triumph, and despair – and he manages to be both funny and inspiring about all of it. It's an important book that I think can help to spread goodness around the world. Something we desperately need."
Author: Lance Armstrong
12. "Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ..."
Author: Louis Ferdinand Céline
13. "I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy."
Author: Madeline Kahn
14. "Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?"
Author: Michael Patrick King
15. "I think it's great when dramatic actors do lighter, funny roles."
Author: Noureen DeWulf
16. "I have a funny name."
Author: Pia Zadora
17. "From Chloe's Secret--coming soon"What are you saying?""I'm saying I want to have a relationship with you. I want to love you.""Is there a ‘but' coming next?""But the funny thing is, when I didn't want to love you—it happened anyway."He slipped his arms into my back pockets and hugged the breath out of me. I choked, my eyes stung. "I don't know what to say."He smiled. "Say whatever you want to. Just because I said it, you don't have to."He was right; I didn't have to. He wasn't asking anything of me."
Author: Shelley K. Wall
18. "Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead...but the roads of greed and  hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time."
Author: Timothy Pina
19. "Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense."
Author: Tippi Hedren
20. "I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I,' honest to God, but I think that it's a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher."
Author: Todd Phillips

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