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1. "... Good gracious, Jerry, you'll probably have to marry the girl.'Joanna was half serious, half laughing.It was at that moment that I made a very important discovery.'Damn it all,' I said. 'I don't mind if I do. In fact - I should like it.'A very funny expression came over Joanna's face. She got up and said dryly, as she went toward the door, 'Yes, I've known that for some time...'She left me standing, glass in hand, aghast at my new discovery."
Author: Agatha Christie
2. "I've done so many funny jobs. I worked at a farmer's market through high school. I worked in the stock room of Ralph Lauren. I graduated to salesperson at Ralph Lauren, which was a big deal to me. I've been a P.A. I've been a stand-in. I've been an assistant's assistant."
Author: Allison Williams
3. "The mind wants to live forever, or to learn a very good reason why not. The mind wants the world to return its love, or its awareness... The mind's sidekick, however, will settle for two eggs over easy. The dear, stupid body is easily satisfied as a spaniel. And, incredibly, the simple spaniel can lure the brawling mind to its dish. It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious mind will hush if you give it an egg."
Author: Annie Dillard
4. "Time's a funny thing"
Author: Brandt Legg
5. "I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time."
Author: Chloe Grace Moretz
6. "It's funny that a lot of the fans of 'Angel' have come over and hung out with me on 'Leverage.' I was so fortunate to have been on that show. It created one of the best fan groups ever. I just have the best fans in the world."
Author: Christian Kane
7. "The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault."
Author: M.F. Moonzajer
8. "I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up."
Author: Matt LeBlanc
9. "Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding."
Author: Meghan Lamb
10. "I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film."
Author: Melissa Rosenberg
11. "From Chloe's Secret--coming soon"What are you saying?""I'm saying I want to have a relationship with you. I want to love you.""Is there a ‘but' coming next?""But the funny thing is, when I didn't want to love you—it happened anyway."He slipped his arms into my back pockets and hugged the breath out of me. I choked, my eyes stung. "I don't know what to say."He smiled. "Say whatever you want to. Just because I said it, you don't have to."He was right; I didn't have to. He wasn't asking anything of me."
Author: Shelley K. Wall
12. "I always thought 'chick lit' meant third-person contemporary funny novels, dealing with issues of the day. I mean, it's not the ideal term; when I'm asked to describe what I do, I say I write romantic comedies, cause that's what I feel they are. But I'm quite pragmatic."
Author: Sophie Kinsella
13. "I haven't played Hedda Gabler yet, but maybe if I did I might find the funny bits."
Author: Sophie Thompson
14. "I go to the saltwater and wash off the blood, trying to decide which I hate more, pain or itching. Fed up, I stomp back onto the beach, turn my face upward and snap, "Hey, Haymitch, if you're not too drunk, we could use a little something for our skin."It's almost funny how quickly the parachute appears above me. I reach up and the tube lands squarely in my open hand. "About time" I say, but I can't keep the scowl on my face. Haymitch. What I wouldn't give for five minutes of conversation with him."
Author: Suzanne Collins

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Toti oamenii care stiu sa citeasca au puterea de a se depasi pe ei însisi, de a multiplica în mod creator modurile lor de existenta, au puterea sa faca în asa fel încît viata lor sa fie interesanta si plina de semnificatie."
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