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1. "Isn't it funny how we live inside the lies we believe?"
Author: A.S. King
2. "I'd argue with Warren, but it's a funny thing with people. Even if you argue, when that person isn't around to say their piece, you say it for them. You may not even link with their point, but out of loyalty you make that man's point for him 'cause he ain't there. Years later, in college, surrounded by cynical liberals like myself, I'd say things that I swear came out of Warren's mouth and it helped me understand that old saying that no man is an island. People ask me what my greatest strengths are and I say perspective. The best way to get that is to meet people that are polar opposites; you learn the most from them. There are pieces of you that are inherently yours, but everything else is a collection of the things you've seen and the people you've met. In the end, we're like the Triumph beat: who's next on this RZA track? Step up and drop a verse on my story. That's the illest."
Author: Eddie Huang
3. "Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody."
Author: Florenz Ziegfeld
4. "That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you."
Author: Frances O'Roark Dowell
5. "Almost every damn school in the world gets out earlier for Christmas break than the school I go to."
Author: J.D. Salinger
6. "Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, 'You had to be there.'"
Author: Jack Dee
7. "And she was funny and beautiful and she liked the same books, the same music, and she wanted everything I did, was in the exact same place I was in life, and just like that, add water and mix, instant love."
Author: Jami Attenberg
8. "Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes."
Author: Janet Evanovich
9. "I think it's great when dramatic actors do lighter, funny roles."
Author: Noureen DeWulf

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