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1. "Although it seems shocking to say so, grief is a funny thing. On the one hand, you're numb, yet on the other, something inside is trying desperately to claw its way back to normal: to pull a funny face, to leap out like a jack-in-the-box, to say "Smile, damn you, smile!"
Author: Alan Bradley
2. "The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer."
Author: Albert Einstein
3. "I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there's an edge to that kind of humanity."
Author: Ciaran Hinds
4. "Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes."
Author: David Mitchell
5. "Most start-up companies fail and it is smart public policy to help entrepreneurs increase their odds of succeeding. But, the biggest loss to our economy is not all the start-ups that didn't make it: It's the ones that might have been created but weren't."
Author: Eric Ries
6. "Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody."
Author: Florenz Ziegfeld
7. "I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down."
Author: Harold Ramis
8. "I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny."
Author: Jason Alexander
9. "Your eyes surprise me every time I look into them and they're looking back at me. Your mouth surprises me, because you always seem to smile more with one half that with the other, like part of you knows a funny secret that none of the rest of us, not even your other half, can guess."
Author: Jennifer Lynn Barnes
10. "It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it."
Author: Julia Roberts
11. "I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny."
Author: Julie Brown
12. "When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would."
Author: Kelly Ripa
13. "You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise."
Author: Lorrie Moore
14. "You know, funny can be universal."
Author: Maz Jobrani
15. "It was a survival thing: he didn't answer back, didn't say anything about job security for prison guards, debate the nature of repentance, rehabilitation, or rates of recidivism. He didn't say anything funny or clever, and, to be on the safe side, when he was talking to a prison official, whenever possible, he didn't say anything at all. Speak when you're spoken to. Do your own time. Get out. Go home. ... Rebuild a life."
Author: Neil Gaiman
16. "I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it"
Author: Paul McKenna
17. "You have a funny way of showing how much you don't like me.""I don't like gophers, either, but I wouldn't leave one to suffer. I'd shoot it to put it out of its misery."
Author: Rosemary Clement Moore
18. "But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie."
Author: Thomas Haden Church
19. "Nothing becomes funny by being labelled so."
Author: William Strunk Jr.

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