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1. "It's probably the only attraction in Shartlesburg, Pennsylvania, a town whose name Miriam finds so funny she, well, nearly sharts every time she hears it."
Author: Chuck Wendig
2. "I was funny -- ha-ha, not peculiar. It was a modest currency, like pennies: pedestrian, somewhat laborious, but a currency nonetheless. I was funny, in public, most often at my own expense."
Author: Claire Messud
3. "I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while."
Author: Gene Wilder
4. "Before I had kids, I always found it funny how people would talk about their children like they were the cutest things on the planet and how every little thing they did was endlessly fascinating. Now that I've had kids, I can say with certainty that, my children really are the cutest things on this planet and every little thing they do is endlessly fascinating..."
Author: Jennifer Miller
5. "We're living in a funny world kid, a peculiar civilization. The police are playing crooks in it, and the crooks are doing police duty. The politicians are preachers, and the preachers are politicians. The tax collectors collect for themselves. The Bad People want us to have more dough, and the good people are fighting to keep it from us. It's not good for us, know what I mean? If we had all we wanted to eat, we'd eat too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry. That's the way I understand it. That's about the size of some of the arguments I've heard."
Author: Jim Thompson
6. "In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices."
Author: Jon Pertwee
7. "These things you know." Scarlett shook her head in a mock amazement. "Where do you get all this stuff from " "Books you know the things made from words printed on paper and bound together. Im sure you must have seen one even if you've never opened one " Max said. "Ha ha very funny " Scarlett said. Hannah found she had remembered how to smile."
Author: Kate Forsyth
8. "I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on."
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
9. "I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don't have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me."
Author: Lana Del Rey
10. "I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up."
Author: Lynda Barry
11. "It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it."
Author: Matt LeBlanc
12. "I'm going away anyway. I am. Do you hear me? I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I am not, I'm not retarded. I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I am not, I'm not retarded. There's nothing wrong with my brain. Do you know what the Teacher Ghosts say about me? They tell me I'm smart, and I can win scholarships. I can get into colleges. I've already applied. I'm smart. I can do all sorts of things. I know how to get A's, and they say I could be a scientist or a mathematician if I want. I can make a living and take care of myself. So you don't have to find me a keeper who's too dumb to know a bad bargain. I'm so smart, if they say write ten pages, I can write fifteen. I can do ghost things even better than ghosts can. Not everyone thinks I'm nothing. I am not going to be a slave or a wife. Even if I am stupid and talk funny amd get sick, I won't let you turn me into a slave or a wife. I'm getting out of here. I can't stand living here anyore. It's your fault I talk weird."
Author: Maxine Hong Kingston
13. "She walked over while he poured her a mug and even added the right amount of sugar. It did funny things to her heart that he hadn't forgotten how she drank her coffee. Such a small and ordinary piece of knowledge, but still a piece of her."
Author: Natalie Herzer
14. "Ethan was loyal and funny and protective. When we were little, he was the brother most likely to make me cry—and mostly likely to wipe away my tears."
Author: Rachel Vincent
15. "I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky."
Author: Shantel VanSanten

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If you act like a lady and think like a man, is your man supposed to act like a man and think like a lady? #BeWhoGodMadeYou"
Author: A.H. Carlisle III

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