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1. "A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters."
Author: Barbara Corcoran
2. "I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."
Author: Ben Stiller
3. "If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable."
Author: Carrie Fisher
4. "The world, every day, is New. Only for those born in, say, 1870 or so, can there be a meaningful use of the term postmodernism, because for the rest of us we are born and we see and from what we see and digest we remake our world. And to understand it we do not need to label it, categorize it. These labels are slothful and dismissive, and so contradict what we already know about the world, and our daily lives. We know that in each day, we laugh, and we are serious. We do both, in the same day, every day. But in our art we expect clear distinction between the two...But we don't label our days Serious Days or Humorous Days. We know that each day contains endless nuances - if written would contain dozens of disparate passages, funny ones, sad ones, poignant ones, brutal ones, the terrifying and the cuddly. But we are often loathe to allow this in our art. And that is too bad..."
Author: Dave Eggers
5. "That pew became a confessional. There, with a fully clothed, fully present Kyle, he left his plans for lifelong commitment to only the Church in a smoldering pile. This woman, this broken, brave, perfect woman was what he needed. They talked again—about funny parishioners and childhood stories. Anything they thought, they said."
Author: Debra Anastasia
6. "I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while."
Author: Gene Wilder
7. "It's funny how much easier it is to see others' shortcomings and give advice when you're not personally involved, for it's almost impossible to see the light when you're swimming in shit."
Author: Isabel Lopez
8. "There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world."
Author: Jean Baudrillard
9. "You see, love is a funny thing. There are no guarantees, just the day-to-day and the moment. You make vows, hope for the best, and do your damnedest to love the person you're with."
Author: Jennifer Probst
10. "But Fazire didn't do exactly what she said.He did make her perfect.He made her bright and funny and very, verytalented.He made her sweet and thoughtful and very,very caring.He made her generous and kind and very, verylovingHe decided not to make her beautiful, at leastnot at first, because she should know humilityand not grow up with conceit.Though, she would become a beauty, a splendidbeauty beyond compare.Just… later."
Author: Kristen Ashley
11. "I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand."
Author: Leonardo DiCaprio
12. "What a funny watch!' she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn't tellwhat o'clock it is!'‘Why should it?' muttered the Hatter. ‘Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?'‘Of course not,' Alice replied very readily: ‘but that's because it stays the same year for such a long time together.'‘Which is just the case with MINE,' said the Hatter."
Author: Lewis Carroll
13. "The world is in trouble because of a few funny sympathetic philosophers"
Author: M.F. Moonzajer
14. "People see my impressions as a great skill and I am flattered, but there are things I can't do that everyone else can. I can do funny voices and funny faces but I can't drive."
Author: Matt Lucas
15. "98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
16. "And get some self-esteem. What the fuck is that? It's so annoying to see a pretty girl see herself as not worthy. You know what it makes us guys think you aren't worthy? We see you how you see you. You're pretty and funny and smart. Stop being such a douche-canoe."
Author: Tara Brown

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