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1. "I think I found your vampire," Andrew said, except this time he wasn't so amused.However, Gabriella was, her smile huge as she laughed, the sound a trill in the densely packed cold air."You think this is funny?" The words came out surly, but Andrew couldn't stop his lips from twitching over her amusement."I thought they'd be bigger," she said, stifling another round of giggles. "Are you okay?""Just a flesh wound."
Author: Laura Kreitzer
2. "And what did it say?" I ask, almost expecting to hear him tell me, "Soon.""Check the bed." His voice cracks saying the words."Excuse me?""That's what it said.""And what's it supposed to mean?""Call me crazy, but I think it might mean that I should check my bed.""Not funny.""Who's laughing? I'm paranoid about going home now. I'm having major flashbacks to summer camp. You know, itching powder in the bedsheets, snakes under the pillow, getting your hand dipped into a bowl full of water while you sleep—"
Author: Laurie Faria Stolarz
3. "Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time."
Author: Nick Hornby

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I ate all of my husbands. First I ate their love, then their will, then their despair, and then I made pies of their bodies - and those bodies were so dear to me!"
Author: Catherynne M. Valente

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