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1. "'Entourage' was a show that existed around wish-fulfillment. People watched it because they wanted to believe they could go on private jets and be hanging out in Hollywood, but as a show, comedically, it was not funny. Not a funny show. It's funny, ironically, because of how terrible it is."
Author: Adam Pally
2. "A funny little literary article in the hand is worth at least three Critiques of Pure Reason in the bush."
Author: Aldous Huxley
3. "It was funny to hear her voice aloud. Her thoughts and perceptions usually existed so deep inside her, they rarely made it to the surface without a deliberate effort."
Author: Ann Brashares
4. "Practice is funny that way. For days and days, you make out only the fragments of what to do. And then one day you've got the thing whole. Conscious learning becomes unconscious knowledge, and you cannot say precisely how."
Author: Atul Gawande
5. "I love you, Tess McGee. I don't do big funny or heartfelt speeches in front of people at birthday parties, but I'm excellent in private alcoves in beer gardens." He paused. "Okay, that sounded really bad, what I mean is …"I kissed him into silence. I pressed my forehead against his with a sigh. "I love you, too, Toby. In fact, that's what I was going to tell you before we walked into the beer garden. Right before the really bad singing started."Toby chuckled. He let out a sigh of relief. "Ready to reminisce?"I whispered my final word before he closed the distance."Always."
Author: C.J. Duggan
6. "It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control."
Author: Chris Fabry
7. "The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising."
Author: Craig Charles
8. "When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again."
Author: Esther Williams
9. "Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do."
Author: Graham Norton
10. "I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be less and less that stuff and more about trying to be everywhere and not being able to do one thing very enjoyably."
Author: Jhonen Vasquez
11. "Change is a funny thing. We never are quite sure what we are becoming or even why. Then one day we look at ourselves and wonder who we are and how we got that way. Only one thing about change remains constant...it is always painful"
Author: Jodi Picoult
12. "Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?"
Author: Johan Huizinga
13. "I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more."
Author: Judd Nelson
14. "I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life."
Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
15. "More real, more there, like it's just the most incredible thing in the world that we're both still alive and I feel my chest get all funny and tight and I think, Here she is, right here, my Viola, she came for me, she's here-And I find myself thinking how I want to take her hand again and never let it go, to feel the skin of it, the warmth of it, hold it tight against my own hand..."
Author: Patrick Ness
16. "You have a funny way of showing how much you don't like me.""I don't like gophers, either, but I wouldn't leave one to suffer. I'd shoot it to put it out of its misery."
Author: Rosemary Clement Moore
17. "No laws: to break, or to follow. Do anything you want. Which does funny things to you. Very quickly, surprisingly quickly, you become-" [...] "exactly who you are."
Author: Samuel R. Delany
18. "Like the garlic mustard in my garden and the roses on my fence, love has a funny way of blooming after years of being buried."
Author: Sarah Strohmeyer

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