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1. "Now as you plumb out into the universe and explore it astronomically, it gets very strange. You begin to see things in the depths that at first sight seem utterly remote. How could they have anything to do with us. They are so far off and so unlikely. And in the same way, when you start probing into the inner workings of the human body you come across all kinds of funny little monsters and wiggly things that bear no resemblance to what we recognize as the human image. Look at a spermatozoon under a microscope. That little tadpole! And how can that have any connection with a grown human being. It's so unlike, you see. It's foreign feeling. And you get the creeps, a foreign feeling, about yourself...But what we will always find out in the end when we meet the very strange thing, there will one day be the dawning recognition: Why that's me."
Author: Alan Wilson Watts
2. "I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high."
Author: Albert Brooks
3. "Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure."
Author: Alice Hoffman
4. "Kyra." Fred caught Kyra's eyes. "I'm not in love with Ariana and I don't want half the kingdom.""You don't?"He shook his head. "But I might stick around for a little while longer. There are some interesting things in the Kingdom of Mohr.""Like what?""Like a certain funny and extremely talented potioner."Kyra took a breath. "I have to warn you, Hal isn't that great as a boyfriend. He's pretty self absorbed."
Author: Bridget Zinn
5. "You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore."
Author: Bruce McCulloch
6. "Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life."
Author: Chloe Maxwell
7. "She's as funny as a toothache"
Author: Erma Bombeck
8. "Whoever came up with the term "Funny Bone" must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all…"
Author: Gary Hopkins
9. "Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch."
Author: Ian Gomez
10. "Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not."
Author: James Lipton
11. "I wouldn't really know too much about pressure. I stay away from it like snow in the Sahara. That reminds me, isn't it funny how an adage might get lost in cultural translation? For instance, take the saying, "Don't eat yellow snow." Well, try telling that to a Bedouin who's never left the desert and has never seen pictures of other climates. You might have to rephrase it to, "Never eat yellow sand," which is sort of silly."
Author: Jarod Kintz
12. "I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had to happen."
Author: Judd Apatow
13. "I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring."
Author: Katie Holmes
14. "I do keep getting these bad girl roles. The funny thing is that, honestly, I don't think I'm believable as these aristocratic mean girls. But I do love playing them."
Author: Katie McGrath
15. "A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny."
Author: Kym Whitley
16. "The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault."
Author: M.F. Moonzajer
17. "It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others."
Author: Marisha Pessl
18. "It is my turn to wait. Funny that in all these months we have been meeting, it was always she waiting for me."
Author: Melissa De La Cruz
19. "Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
20. "It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's Show' would be even more giant if there was a chance to put his stuff online and pass it around."
Author: Paul Scheer
21. "I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me."
Author: Pauly Shore
22. "Donna: You really believe in all that stuff, don't you?Wilfred Mott (Bernard Cribbins): It's all over the place these days. If I wait here long enough...Donna: I don't suppose you've seen a little blue box.Wilfred: Is that slang for something?Donna: I mean it. If you ever see a little blue box, flying up there in the sky, you shout for me, Gramps. Oh you just shout.Wilfred: You know, I don't understand half the things you say these days.Donna: Nor me.Wilfred: Fair do's. You've had a funny old time of it lately -Doctor Who"
Author: Russell T Davies
23. "Here's the thing - in this damned century, you'll meet a lot of people who do a lot of things. What's funny is the fact that the most desirable attributes of these people are nothing but developed and cultured thoughts. And these things come naturally to people who shine bright. The other guys just try to ape these thoughts, in an embarrassing attempt to recreate some of that magic. Sadly,- what looks beautiful as a natural quotient can be extremely funny and disgusting when replicated manually. Stop replicating feelings; else you'll turn into one of those duplicate personalities. They're wannabes. You don't have to become one!"
Author: Shomprakash Sinha Roy
24. "As a woman, I know you're young but you gotta hear it now,the most valuable part about you is your brain. Get an education,don't let anybody tell you that your body or the size that you wear or any of that bullshit matters because it doesn't. Your brain matters, so be the smart girl in the room because to be funny you have to be smart, because you have to get the joke"
Author: Sophia Bush
25. "I like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people."
Author: Suzy Kline
26. "It was funny how people were people everywhere you went, even if the people concerned weren't the people the people who made up the phrase "people are people everywhere" had traditionally thought of as people."
Author: Terry Pratchett
27. "Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting."
Author: William Arthur Ward
28. "I had a very funny family."
Author: Zach Braff

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Just be careful, hon," Rosanna said."Oh, are the plates hot?" I flinched back just before my hands made contact.Rosanna laughed. "No, but hot boys can burn you just as easily."
Author: C.J. Duggan

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