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1. "Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom."
Author: Alan King
2. "She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident."
Author: Andrew Hinkinson
3. "Life's funny chucklehead. You only get one and you don't want to throw it away. But you can't really live it at all unless you're willing to give it up for the things you love. If you're not at least willing to die for something-something that really matters-in the end you die for nothing."
Author: Andrew Klavan
4. "Heat flushed Chauncey's neck; it took all his energy to curl his hands into two weak fists. He laughed at himself, but there was no humor. He had no idea how, but the boy was inflicting the nausea and weakness inside him. It would not lift until he took the oath. He would say what he had to, but he swore in his heart he would destroy the boy for this humiliation."
Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
5. "In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not."
Author: Bill Bryson
6. "It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
7. "Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends."
Author: Eminem
8. "I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl."
Author: Emmanuelle Chriqui
9. "People like her because she's like a breath of fresh air. Because in the fifth book it gets so dark and Harry's always cross and then every time Luna comes in all the tension goes and she makes you laugh because she's so funny and really honest. I don't know how much I'm like her, there are some similarities but I'm more determined than her."
Author: Evanna Lynch
10. "Ladies pick funny things to be proud of."
Author: Harper Lee
11. "I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself."
Author: Ian Frazier
12. "Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not."
Author: James Lipton
13. "I wish I had a funny story."
Author: Leslie Easterbrook
14. "A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fattaBut she's pretty and purryAnd funny and furrySo what does an ounce or two matta?"
Author: Lilian Jackson Braun
15. "I'm going away anyway. I am. Do you hear me? I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I am not, I'm not retarded. I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I am not, I'm not retarded. There's nothing wrong with my brain. Do you know what the Teacher Ghosts say about me? They tell me I'm smart, and I can win scholarships. I can get into colleges. I've already applied. I'm smart. I can do all sorts of things. I know how to get A's, and they say I could be a scientist or a mathematician if I want. I can make a living and take care of myself. So you don't have to find me a keeper who's too dumb to know a bad bargain. I'm so smart, if they say write ten pages, I can write fifteen. I can do ghost things even better than ghosts can. Not everyone thinks I'm nothing. I am not going to be a slave or a wife. Even if I am stupid and talk funny amd get sick, I won't let you turn me into a slave or a wife. I'm getting out of here. I can't stand living here anyore. It's your fault I talk weird."
Author: Maxine Hong Kingston
16. "Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up."
Author: Meghan Markle
17. "I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work."
Author: Michael Emerson
18. "Mrs. Faulkner had sidled up to me and said Good day, Mrs. Elliot?I just looked at her, and I saw in her eyes that she was wanting some kind of approval for her boy because of his career ahead, and she suddenly just looked like an old lady, not fancy and rich and frightening. An old lady whose son admired my husband, and who herself would be as helpless in the Territories as a newborn calf and not nearly as useful. Good day, I said back. It is a funny thing how much more proud people can be of themselves if they never step back and take a good look in a glass."
Author: Nancy E. Turner
19. "The worst of being a Communist is the parties you may go to are - well - awfully funny and touching but not very gay...I don't see the point of sad parties, do you? And Left-wing people are always sad because they mind dreadfully about their causes, and the causes are always going so badly."
Author: Nancy Mitford
20. "Ethan was loyal and funny and protective. When we were little, he was the brother most likely to make me cry—and mostly likely to wipe away my tears."
Author: Rachel Vincent
21. "Mira Levenson. Aged twelve. Looks, long dark shiny hair, dark brown eyes (almost black), brown skin. Beautiful. Favorite colour, copper orange, I think. Personality, clever, bright, serious, shy, funny without realizing it, holds back her thoughts, mystery girl, arty. What I've noticed: she's stronger than she thinks she is; she doesn't speak much ay school. What I know: she's got a loud laugh (when she lets it out). Her best friend is Millie Lockhart. She doesn't need Millie as much as she thinks she does. Her grandmother is dying and she loves her. She started talking in Pat Print's class. I know she doesn't know how much I think of her, how much I miss her if she's not around. What I think she thinks about me is that I'm a bit of a joker, but I'm deadly serious.Deer...apple...green...sea...See you on Friday!LoveJidé"
Author: Sita Brahmachari
22. "Everybody in the South loves the one closeted homosexual who's married. It's just too funny to not have in a movie about the South. It's an epidemic. You gotta represent!"
Author: Tate Taylor
23. "I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally."
Author: Wallace Shawn
24. "Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier."
Author: Wendy Cope

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When I get a new script my mom will read them and just be aghast. I think it's hysterical."
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