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1. "Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air."
Author: Allison Jones
2. "Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine."
Author: Artie Lange
3. "It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."
Author: Bill Hicks
4. "Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you've got seems like oatmeal to their caviar."
Author: Deb Caletti
5. "Sweetheart, darling, dearest, it was funny to think that these endearments, which used to sound exceedingly sentimental in movies and books, now held great importance, simple but true verbal affirmations of how they felt for each other. They were words only the heart could hear and understand, words that could impart entire pentameter sonnets in their few, short syllables."
Author: E.A. Bucchianeri
6. "I was the female lead in a romantic comedy. It's a little indie film that we shot in China called 'America Town,' starring Daniel Henney and Bill Paxton. I actually had to speak Chinese in the film. It was funny because I found out I was doing the film and then a week later, I was in Shanghai."
Author: Eliza Coupe
7. "Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead."
Author: Flip Wilson
8. "It was funny how dad was more honest in a book that anyone in the world could pick up and read than he could be talking to me. Or maybe it was sad. One or the other. Sometimes it's hard to tell."
Author: Gabrielle Zevin
9. "Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting."
Author: J.K. Rowling
10. "It's funny the way things work out. You go in search of one thing and end up finding something else. If I didn't know better, I'd think it was the Force at work." -Han Solo"
Author: James Luceno
11. "Me in bed—with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight"
Author: James Patterson
12. "I'm a sucker for gag reels and teaser trailers for new seasons. One of the great parts of panels, especially on a show like 'Supernatural,' which can be so dark, it's fun to get up there and laugh and remember we're only telling a story. Seeing Eric Kripke and Ben Edlund up there being so funny always makes me laugh."
Author: Jared Padalecki
13. "We can't lose you," she said after a few moments of awkward as hell silence. "You have to understand that we aren't doing this because we don't care about Kat. We're doing this because we love you.""But I love her," I said without hesitation.Dee's eyes widened, probably since it was the first time she'd herd me say it out loud, well, about anyone other than my family. I wished I had said it more often, especially to Kat. Funny how that kind of shit always turns out in the end. While you're deep in something, you never say or do what you need to. It's always after the fact, when it's too late that you realize what you've should've said or done/It couldn't be too late. I knew that. The fact that I was still alive was testament to that. Like Dee said, though, there were worse things than death."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
14. "It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life."
Author: Jimi Hendrix
15. "I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was."
Author: John Badham
16. "Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar."
Author: John Krasinski
17. "When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would."
Author: Kelly Ripa
18. "I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
Author: Marion Berry
19. "Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!"
Author: Mehmet Murat Ildan
20. "But why me?Because, idiot, you... are funny and smart and you have a giant heart that you can't even pretend to hide. And you love your friends and your mum, and you held my hand and made me sing when I was so scared I thought I was going to die. I knew you understood, right from the beginning, this thing inside, the stuff in your head that you need to make real. You get that.... And you wear stupid Superman pyjamas without any irony, and your face lights up when you talk about the movies you love.... And... you protect my dwarf. You always have her back. And you have a dimple when you smile that's so cute I almost died the first time I saw it."
Author: Melissa Keil
21. "Teachers of subjects that this person wasn't even good at are kissing this person and renouncing the very subjects they taught. Math teachers are saying that math was just a funny way of saying "I love you."
Author: Miranda July
22. "Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
23. "Its funny how you bitched about yourcousin who did everything for their mummy butyou always made the fake promises to yourmummy"
Author: Peluboy1
24. "It's a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time."
Author: Questlove
25. "It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body."
Author: Satchel Paige
26. "I have to step out for a second. Don't do anything funny while I'm gone."
Author: Stephenie Meyer
27. "Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works."
Author: Steve Jobs
28. "The funny thing about war is that people feel you need to be morally outraged. I feel morally outraged about it, and I've been doing it for long enough to feel morally outraged, because I have been in massacre scenes in West Africa, and I've been doing this for a long time now."
Author: Tim Hetherington
29. "There is some humour in 'Family Values.' I don't want everyone to think it's not going to make them laugh. But there are quite a lot of poems there that aren't funny at all."
Author: Wendy Cope

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