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1. "There it was, Hema must have thought; it was both the sorry and the thank-you that was so long overdue, and the funny thing was that at this moment, she didn't care. It no longer mattered. She didn't even look his way."
Author: Abraham Verghese
2. "But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."
Author: Charlie Sheen
3. "Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."
Author: Ellen Muth
4. "You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do."
Author: Hank Azaria
5. "Commitment is a funny thing, you know? It's almost like getting a tatoo. You think and you think and you think and you think before you get one. And once you get one, it's stick to you hard and deep."
Author: Ika Natassa
6. "'You must've been waiting for someone like me to come along,' I said. I meant, because of the big bed. But Larry looked at me all funny and said, 'Yes, I think I was.'"
Author: J.L. Merrow
7. "What else? She is so beautiful. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers."
Author: John Green
8. "It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did."
Author: Kate Atkinson
9. "It's funny that we need laws so people can have the freedom to do what they want when we already have the constitution where the 1st amendment allows us to do what we want already. Gay marriage should not be a political matter they are people just like everyone else and have the right to do what they want like everyone else. If NYS/US would take half the effort into the economy or education we wouldn't be as fucked as we are now."
Author: Kenneth G. Ortiz
10. "A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see."
Author: Kyle Dunnigan
11. "What a funny watch!' she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn't tellwhat o'clock it is!'‘Why should it?' muttered the Hatter. ‘Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?'‘Of course not,' Alice replied very readily: ‘but that's because it stays the same year for such a long time together.'‘Which is just the case with MINE,' said the Hatter."
Author: Lewis Carroll
12. "Isn't it funny how freedom is only another word for slavery?"
Author: Lionel Suggs
13. "It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it."
Author: Owen Wilson
14. "As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted."
Author: Seth Rogen
15. "I know, baby. I feel the same way about you. Those words never convey what goes through my mind and heart every time I look up and see you sitting in my house. Funny thing is, I always thought my house was full and that there was nothing missing in my life. I had a job I loved. Family who loved me. Good friends to keep me sane. Everything a human could want. And then I met an infuriating, impossible man who added the one thing I didn't know wasn't there." – Tory"Dirty socks on the floor?" – Acheron"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
16. "It's funny how heterosexuals have lives and the rest of us have "lifestyles."
Author: Sonia Johnson
17. "She remembered the day vividly, for how can you forget the day your heart is broken? The funny thing about a broken heart is that it's not fatal. Though you wish in vain that it were, life continues on and you have no choice but to continue on with it. You take the hand that fate has dealt you and you press forward because there is nothing else that can be done."
Author: Tracy Winegar
18. "Adventures are funny things. They always begin with the unexpected, but they always end wit the promise of adventures yet to comestoriai"
Author: Wayne Thomas Batson

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