Top Funny Puns Quotes

Browse top 1 famous quotes and sayings about Funny Puns by most favorite authors.

Favorite Funny Puns Quotes

1. "For three years, all through junior high, my social death was grossly overdetermined. I had a large vocabulary, a giddily squeaking voice, horn-rimmed glasses, poor arm strength, too-obvious approval from my teachers, irresistible urges to shout unfunny puns, a near-eidetic acquaintance with J.R.R. Tolkien, a big chemistry lab in my basement, a penchant for intimately insulting any unfamiliar girl unwise enough to speak to me, and so on."
Author: Jonathan Franzen

Funny Puns Quotes Pictures

Quotes About Funny Puns

Today's Quote

Jesus never commanded believers to produce fruit. Fruit is the *purpose* of the branch, but it is not the *responsibility* of the branch. The branch cannot produce anything on it's own. However, if it remains attached to the vine, it will receive life-sustaining sap, nourishment, strength, everything it needs."
Author: Charles R. Swindoll

Famous Authors

Popular Topics