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1. "It was funny to hear her voice aloud. Her thoughts and perceptions usually existed so deep inside her, they rarely made it to the surface without a deliberate effort."
Author: Ann Brashares
2. "I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia Loren, or funny and humorous, a la Woody Allen. Getting to do things along those lines would be extremely wicked and a dream come true."
Author: Azita Ghanizada
3. "I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'"
Author: Baz Luhrmann
4. "Women have been funny for years."
Author: Beth Behrs
5. "Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good."
Author: Billy Bob Thornton
6. "Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience."
Author: Burt Ward
7. "I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of."
Author: Calvin Trillin
8. "It's funny how people mark their lives, the benchmarks they choose to decide when the moment is more of a moment than any other. For life is made of them. I like to think the best ones of all are in my mind, that they run through my blood in their own memory bank for no one else but me to see."
Author: Cecelia Ahern
9. "The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it's about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I'd call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that."
Author: Christopher Moore
10. "I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk."
Author: David Carradine
11. "He had no one but himself to blame, for he'd opened himself up to it. Just a fraction at first, like a crack in a window. But the funny thing was, onceyou welcomed in a breeze, there was no stopping what came next. A wind, a storm, thunder and lightning, until you could no longer reach thewindow to close it—and didn't really want to anyway. That's what this new darkness was. Evil in its purest form...-Paris"
Author: Gena Showalter
12. "Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars."
Author: J.M. Barrie
13. "It's funny how despair can soon become an old companion"
Author: Jacqueline Carey
14. "Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar."
Author: John Krasinski
15. "I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way."
Author: John Slattery
16. "Sorry, I didn't know that you had a vagina, I'll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells like pee pee and poo poo, with a little bit of spew, is that better?""You're a real character, you know that?""Thanks, I try," she says. "Now, let's get the shi-stuff and get out of here.""Fine," I say. "But for future reference, I like it better when you curse. It's pretty funny to see a pissed off Tinkerbell." I run from the baseball mitt being hurled at my head, laughing all the way ."
Author: Katelin LaMontagne
17. "I did a lot of serious plays, and I did the Oxford Review as well, which is supposed to be funny, but I'm not sure how funny we were when we did it. Then, when I finished my course, it was only then that I decided to go to drama school and try and do acting because I was enjoying it so much and so on."
Author: Katherine Parkinson
18. "As soon as you say it about a record, you're like some little zombie in a funny dungeon."
Author: Lorde
19. "People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."
Author: Mark Ruffalo
20. "In my old age, it's kind of funny - at night, what I like to do is watch TV when I go to sleep. And what I really like is to put on a Gene Autry film, because he sings really well. So he sings me to sleep."
Author: Phil Everly
21. "I have a funny side. I have a soft and sympathetic side. I have a serious side, and a seriously romantic side. I have lots of sides; it's the main course I haven't quite figured out."
Author: Richelle E. Goodrich
22. "Real teenage boys aren't like characters in the books you read. They smell funny and are obsessed with video games and say dumb things."
Author: Stacey Jay
23. "It's still fun to come to games, and it's still fun to be in the Seattle crowd."
Author: Steve Largent
24. "I was not funny growing up."
Author: Tim Meadows
25. "You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar!"
Author: Tina Fey
26. "It is funny what a year can do."
Author: Victor Cruz
27. "All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in."
Author: Vir Das

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I live in the Managerial Age, in a world of "Admin." The greatest evil is not now done in those sordid "dens of crime" that Dickens loved to paint. It is not done even in concentration camps and labour camps. In those we see its final result. But it is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voices. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the office of a thoroughly nasty business concern."[From the Preface]"
Author: C.S. Lewis

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