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1. "They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world."
Author: Anthony Liccione
2. "I have a funny accent in every language."
Author: Carmen Busquets
3. "Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. Those are stories. Funny stories. Awkward stories. Stories we love to share, because by sharing them, we get something out of the hour or two we wasted on the wrong person. But that's all bad first dates are: short stories. Good first dates are more than short stories. They are first chapters. On a good first date, everything is springtime.And when a good first date becomes a relationship, the springtime lingers. Even after it's over, there can be springtime."
Author: David Levithan
4. "It's good to be funny when you are a comedian."
Author: George Lindsey
5. "I never say a funny thing intentionally."
Author: Jayne Meadows
6. "I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me, it's really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people."
Author: Kesha
7. "After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man."
Author: Linda Kozlowski
8. "Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now your creative writing class calls "self-contempt giving rise to comic form." Write down all of his jokes, but don't tell him you are doing this. Make up anagrams of his old girlfriend's name and name all of your socially handicapped characters with them. Tell him his old girlfriend is in all of your stories and then watch how funny he can be, see what a really great sense of humor he can have."
Author: Lorrie Moore
9. "I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film."
Author: Melissa Rosenberg
10. "She thought it funny how the poor environment had been raped just fine until there was a sufficient excess of the people who had effected the raping to produce sufficient numbers of themselves who were sufficiently idle that they might begin to protest the raping of the environment, which was irretrievably lost to the raping by that point.And this would be the great soothing cathedral music, the stopping of the chainsaws amid the patter of acid rain, that all good citizens would listen to for the quarter-century it took them all to wire up to cyberspace and forget about the lost hopeless run-over gang-ridden land, reproducing madly still all the while, inside their bunkers listening to NPR."
Author: Padgett Powell
11. "One of the lambs fixed its attention on Jared. "Baa," it flirted. "Boo," said Jared."Oh my God, Jared. Don't tough-talk the lambs.""It was giving me a funny look."
Author: Sarah Rees Brennan

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When I met her, she told me I was adorable and was her boyfriend." "And you became her boyfriend?" I gave him a look. He smiled. "She was wearing a tight shirt and I could see her boobs." I couldn't help but smile. "You did the right thing." "I know." He shrugged."
Author: C.J. Roberts

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