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1. "She always called him Luca, in the Italian manner, and said it with that funny trans-European intonation, the accent oddly placed on the first syllable: 'Where's Loo-ka?', just like Audrey Hepburn saying, 'Take the pic-ture,' in Funny Face."
Author: Adam Gopnik
2. "Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke."
Author: Alex Winter
3. "I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good."
Author: Andy Richter
4. "Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them."
Author: April Gornik
5. "His utter helplessness at the sight of my tears leaked through his confident voice. It was almost funny that such a great warrior as Hasani was reduced to panic at the sight of a stupid tear or two."
Author: Courtney Cole
6. "You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do."
Author: Hank Azaria
7. "They were sorting, or classifying. It's easy-anyone dressed funny is the enemy, especially if they reject your supremacy or do not acknowledge school as entertainment. If the enemy tries to look like you and act like you, only in more affordable clothes, that person is still the enemy, only of a more contemptible, less terrifying variety-"
Author: Hilary Thayer Hamann
8. "Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about."
Author: J. Lynn
9. "It was funny how none of her classes in library science has prepared her for this sort of thing, dead bodies, staff under suspicion, crazed reporters. Really, they needed to consider expanding the curriculum."
Author: Jenn McKinlay
10. "You see, love is a funny thing. There are no guarantees, just the day-to-day and the moment. You make vows, hope for the best, and do your damnedest to love the person you're with."
Author: Jennifer Probst
11. "I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty."
Author: Jonathan Winters
12. "I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive."
Author: Joseph Epstein
13. "These things you know." Scarlett shook her head in a mock amazement. "Where do you get all this stuff from " "Books you know the things made from words printed on paper and bound together. Im sure you must have seen one even if you've never opened one " Max said. "Ha ha very funny " Scarlett said. Hannah found she had remembered how to smile."
Author: Kate Forsyth
14. "Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets."
Author: Katherine Parkinson
15. "It is so exquisitely funny and sad, the way we view each other; how very little, despite our best efforts, we communicate."
Author: Luke Davies
16. "It's funny how, even long after you've accepted the grief of losing someone you love and truly have gotten on with your life, every once in a while something comes up that plays "gotcha," and for a moment or tow the car tissue seperates and the wound is raw again."
Author: Mary Higgins Clark
17. "Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, 'I went to the Shakespeare of Acting, too' and he said, 'Oh really?' And I said, 'I went to Shakespeare Elementary School in Chicago.' He didn't take the joke well, he didn't laugh and didn't think it was funny - I thought it was funny. It's all the same to me."
Author: Michael Clarke Duncan
18. "Memories are doing funny things to us."
Author: Milos Forman
19. "The cat dropped the rat between its two front paws. "There are those," it said with a sigh, in tones as smooth as oiled silk, "who have suggested that the tendency of a cat to play with its prey is a merciful one - after all, it permits the occasional funny little running snack to escape, from time to time. How often does your dinner get to escape?"
Author: Neil Gaiman
20. "Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different."
Author: Nell Freudenberger
21. "I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people."
Author: Petra Nemcova
22. "It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is -- yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it -- they bail."
Author: Rachel Van Dyken
23. "The truck looked just like a Civil War truck if they'd had trucks back in those times. But the truck ran, even though it didn't have a gas tank.There was an empty fifty-gallon gasoline drum on the bed of the truck with a smaller gasoline can on top of it, and there was a syphon leading from that can to the fuel line.It worked like this. Lee Mellon drove and I stayed on the back of the truck and made sure everything went all right with the syphon, that it didn't get knocked out of kilter by the motion of the truck.We looked kind of funny going down the highway. I'd never had the heart to ask Lee Mellon what happened to the gas tank. I figured it was best not to know."
Author: Richard Brautigan
24. "I have a funny side. I have a soft and sympathetic side. I have a serious side, and a seriously romantic side. I have lots of sides; it's the main course I haven't quite figured out."
Author: Richelle E. Goodrich
25. "I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing."
Author: Seann William Scott
26. "It's so funny when you're actually directing because things start popping that you don't expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesn't quite have the impetus that you thought it might."
Author: Stephen Moyer

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