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1. "I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'"
Author: Baz Luhrmann
2. "Isn't it funny how the moments that define our lives the most are almost always the smallest? A scattering of almost inconsequential seconds that steer our course; the proverbial butterfly wings which produce the hurricane of our lives. Single sentences, concepts, and choices-especially choices-which make or break who you are, and who you will become."
Author: Brandon M. Herbert
3. "It's funny how people mark their lives, the benchmarks they choose to decide when the moment is more of a moment than any other. For life is made of them. I like to think the best ones of all are in my mind, that they run through my blood in their own memory bank for no one else but me to see."
Author: Cecelia Ahern
4. "It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the frame than the artwork itself."
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
5. "I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower."
Author: Daniel Tosh
6. "The nefarious frost that slithers around my spine brings forth concern that Donovan is regressing and needs to be put back on the funny farm, yet my heart longs to surrender in harmony with his madness. Without him, I will never be complete."
Author: Diane Rinella
7. "Sweetheart, darling, dearest, it was funny to think that these endearments, which used to sound exceedingly sentimental in movies and books, now held great importance, simple but true verbal affirmations of how they felt for each other. They were words only the heart could hear and understand, words that could impart entire pentameter sonnets in their few, short syllables."
Author: E.A. Bucchianeri
8. "I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me."
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
9. "Oh diary, I love her, I love her, I love her so much. Jordana is the most amazing person I have ever met. I could eat her. I could drink her blood. She's the only person I would allow to be shrunk to microscopic size and explore me in a tiny submersible machine. She is wonderful and beautiful and sensitive and funny and sexy. She's too good for me, she's too good for anyone! All I could do was let her know. I said: "I love you more than words. And I am a big fan of words."
Author: Joe Dunthorne
10. "That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
Author: Joe Rogan
11. "The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion."
Author: John Keegan
12. "To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men."
Author: Judd Apatow
13. "I didn't really notice that he had a funny nose.And he certainly looked better all dressed up in fancy clothes.He's not nearly as attractive as he seemed the other night.So I think I'll just pretend that this glass slipper feels too tight."
Author: Judith Viorst
14. "I don't know . . . we seemed to click right away, you know? And he's so kind but determined to protect you and me both, and well, he's nice to look at. Even with the "scar. It's kind of sexy."I chuckled. "Do you know how that scar got there?"She giggled. "Yeah. He told me Tristan gave it to him. But it sounded like he deserved it. Jax can be . . . well, he's Jax. But I think I love him.""I'm sure the accent has nothing to do with it." She seemed to have a thing for those."Oh, my God. You should hear him talk dirty with that accent of his!"I clapped my hand over my "mouth to cover a laugh. "I don't want to know that!""Yes, you do. Doesn't Tristan ever talk dirty to you in all those different languages he knows?"Hmm . . . funny how I'd never thought about it. He was holding out on me! That would have to change. Next time, I swore I'd make him do it. Whenever next time might be..."
Author: Kristie Cook
15. "I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake."
Author: Leslie Fiedler
16. "My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they're going to have a surprising experience."
Author: Matthew Bourne
17. "They think the way to be a poet is to wear funny clothes and write sideways on the page."
Author: Richard Yates
18. "Love is a funny thing. The ones we love don't always love us back."
Author: Scylar Tyberius
19. "In order for comedy to be funny you have to play the truth of the moment. But if you're not being completely truthful to the basis of the character, its not going to be funny."
Author: Stephen Root
20. "It's so funny you judge me arrogant after I succeeded.You didn't help me at all when I was so poor and needy."
Author: Toba Beta

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