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1. "She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident."
Author: Andrew Hinkinson
2. "I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right."
Author: Billy Crystal
3. "Time's a funny thing"
Author: Brandt Legg
4. "I actually went to see 'Rushmore,' and I came late, and I missed myself. It was great, that scene. I caught that scene the other day on TV, funny enough, the first scene that you see with Jason Schwartzman and myself, where we talk about his grades. That's a brilliant scene, and I have to say, we play it brilliantly."
Author: Brian Cox
5. "I love you, Tess McGee. I don't do big funny or heartfelt speeches in front of people at birthday parties, but I'm excellent in private alcoves in beer gardens." He paused. "Okay, that sounded really bad, what I mean is …"I kissed him into silence. I pressed my forehead against his with a sigh. "I love you, too, Toby. In fact, that's what I was going to tell you before we walked into the beer garden. Right before the really bad singing started."Toby chuckled. He let out a sigh of relief. "Ready to reminisce?"I whispered my final word before he closed the distance."Always."
Author: C.J. Duggan
6. "It's funny how we judge others and don't realize the extent of our disdain until they are no longer there, until they are taken from us. They're taken from us because they've never been ours..."
Author: Carlos Ruiz Zafón
7. "All right, she thought I was a funny little geezer, but my charred Phaethon had impressed her, I was very obviously available, and she was out for revenge. What makes Greek tragedies great is that this brand of psychological nonsense doesn't enter into it at all. I had wanted to tell her that too, but unfortunately conversations consist for the most part of things one does not say. We are descendents, we do not have mythical lives, but psychological ones. And we know everything, we are always our own chorus."
Author: Cees Nooteboom
8. "Chemistry is a funny thing, miss. Sometimes those who are experiencing it aren't always aware they are."
Author: Dakota Cassidy
9. "Do you know the Guardians?" I asked Zay. "Is there some kind of club or yearly get-together where Guardians get drunk, wear funny hats, and compare war stories?"
Author: Devon Monk
10. "After that came her biggie: a triple murder--her dealer, the dealer's sister, and the dealer's sister's boyfriend.Reading that made me feel a little funny that we'd fucked and I'd loved her."
Author: George Saunders
11. "Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny little birds, they had no wings! O what shall we do with the funny little things? Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot; fry them, boil them and eat them hot?"
Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
12. "Time is a Jewel made of unexplained matter and the funny thing is that you can't destroy it until you do so."
Author: Jerril Thomas Abraham
13. "The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know."
Author: Joe Lo Truglio
14. "The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice."
Author: Joey Lauren Adams
15. "Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles."
Author: Katie McGrath
16. "Heyday, now that is a funny word ain't it? Part of a heyday is, you don't never know you are having yourself one till later when it's all over with, long gone."
Author: Lee Smith
17. "When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on my phone."
Author: Leelee Sobieski
18. "I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!"
Author: Leslie Nielsen
19. "Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding."
Author: Meghan Lamb
20. "He shoved the phone at her again. "What does this do?" Hand shaking, she took it from him. "Um. It's called a Smartphone. You can talk to people or send messages. It's got Internet too." She pointed to a collection of funny looking symbols on the glossy surface. Inter-net. Is that used for some sort of fishing? And why is the phone called smart? Were prior ones stupid?"
Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
21. "Mystics are all a bit funny in the head anyway," the priest added cynically, "which is why the church locks them all up in mental hospitals and euphemistically calls these institutions monasteries."
Author: Robert Anton Wilson
22. "Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier."
Author: Wendy Cope
23. "Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious."
Author: Zach Galifianakis

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