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1. "Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over."
Author: Amy Alcott
2. "My parents didn't play golf."
Author: Amy Alcott
3. "The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf."
Author: Belinda Bauer
4. "There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground."
Author: Ben Hogan
5. "But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate the people and that's part of golf in general."
Author: Bernhard Langer
6. "Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears."
Author: Bobby Jones
7. "I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer."
Author: Brett Hull
8. "Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going."
Author: Bruce Forsyth
9. "I'm not going to lie, I love TV. I watch a ton of it - golf, HGTV, football."
Author: Charles Kelley
10. "I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible... but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see the real pleasure of that game."
Author: David Hyde Pierce
11. "I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing."
Author: Dick Van Dyke
12. "I'm going to take a wild guess here and say the hard-on you've been sporting all afternoon is not on account of Mr. Nicholson continually bending over to pick up the golf balls, right?""For fuck's sake, Dad!" James cursed, looking horrified at his father, who just shrugged his shoulders at his son's shocked expression."Whaaat? Just making sure," he added, hardly hiding his amusement."
Author: Elle Aycart
13. "Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get."
Author: Gary McCord
14. "In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there."
Author: Gary McCord
15. "Golf baffles me. They says it's a sport, and I have to take their word for it, but anything that involves having fun while standing up doesn't interest me. That includes dancing. NASCAR I can understand. In fact, anything that involves sitting down automatically has my interest..."
Author: Gary Reilly
16. "I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing."
Author: Gil Gerard
17. "A golf course can be a very risky place in the early evening for those who aren't aware of the dangers. Who knows when a golf ball might come flying out of nowhere?"
Author: Haruki Murakami
18. "The competition I played against was fantastic, but golf is a different game now. The courses have shrunk because the equipment has gotten better. They're hitting the ball 10 to 15 percent farther because of the changes in the golf ball."
Author: Hollis Stacy
19. "It is like sitting in a traffic jam on the San Diego Freeway with your windows rolled up and Portuguese music booming out of the surround-sound speakers while animals gnaw on your neck and diseased bill collectors hammer on your doors with golf clubs."
Author: Hunter S. Thompson
20. "Lawyers are alright, I guess — but it doesn't appeal to me", I said. "I mean they're alright if they go around saving innocent guys' lives all the time, and like that, but you don't do that kind of stuff if you're a lawyer. All you do is make a lot of dough and play golf and play bridge and buy cars and drink Martinis and look like a hot-shot. And besides, even if you did go around saving guys' lives and all, how would you know if you did it because you really wanted to save guys' lives, or because you did it because what you really wanted to do was be a terrific lawyer, with everybody slapping you on the back and congratulating you in court when the goddam trial was over, the reporters and everybody, the way it is in the dirty movies? How would you know you weren't being a phony? The trouble is you wouldn't."
Author: J.D. Salinger
21. "I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit."
Author: Jasper Carrott
22. "For golf, being in the Olympics is a big boost. More so for Indian golf."
Author: Jeev Milkha Singh
23. "Their voices came in clearly from the golf course. The laughing and yelping made a raucous counterpoint to the metronomic tock-tock-tock of the bunny's never-ending hop. Once, in the light of the quarter moon, they appeared in silhouette on a domed, distant green, like figures dancing in someone's dream.And then quite suddenly they were gone, as if the dreamer had awakened. Nothing to see, nothing to hear. Someone called "Hey!" after them, but that was all."
Author: Jerry Spinelli
24. "You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities."
Author: Joe Mantegna
25. "I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people."
Author: Justin Timberlake
26. "I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong."
Author: Karrie Webb
27. "I lead a very active lifestyle. When I am not working, I enjoy snowboarding in winter. I golf and swim in the summer months. However, trying to find the time to exercise when I am traveling is quite a challenge. I find myself working out at hotel gyms quite regularly - just so that I can keep up with my training."
Author: Lee Byung Hun
28. "Your appearance, attitude, and confidence define you as a person.A professional, well-dressed golfer, like a businessperson, gives the impression that he thinks that the golf course and/or workplace and the people there are important."
Author: Lorii Myers
29. "Before, I was like 'Oh my God, I have to do this media, this media and this media,' but now I've learned these are stages you need to go through. If you play really good golf, you're going to get more media attention and more interest in you, and you'll get more confident handling it."
Author: Lydia Ko
30. "Everyone gets surprised because neither one of my parents play golf. Like I said in my speech, my aunt and uncle really love golf, and we visited them, and she gave me two clubs. Like people think when they don't know who my dad is, they think he's my coach."
Author: Lydia Ko
31. "Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none."
Author: Marc Anthony
32. "Let the machine take care of the machines, and I'll go spend more time with my family, or golf."
Author: Mark Goddard
33. "Golf is social. It brings a lot of people together."
Author: Mia Hamm
34. "He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie."
Author: Mickey Mantle
35. "The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is not a public democratic organization; it's a private club basically. It's like a private golf club and they decide who they're going to let in the club."
Author: Micky Dolenz
36. "I had two older brothers, so I was always competing with them. The guys I grew up with on the golf course, when I was 13, they were 15 or 16, and I was always trying to beat them."
Author: Mike Weir
37. "I'll be good," he repeated. "Something tells me you've told that particular fib more than once." "Mostly when I'm making deals with God." "How's that working out for you?" "I haven't been struck by lightning yet." He shook his head. "Last month, on the golf course. In the thunderstorm. I was in mortal danger, wasn't I?" "You almost died," I whispered."
Author: Mimi Strong
38. "No matter what kind of day I've had at school, I always look forward to golf."
Author: Nick Johnson
39. "Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five."
Author: Paul Harvey
40. "I can't just wake up and watch TV and do nothing. I need a day off working out, seeing the wife, play a little golf, see my kids."
Author: Pete Sampras
41. "I've been into golf, trying to get into the gym to stay somewhat fit. I've got two boys now, they're active kids."
Author: Pete Sampras
42. "I have musician friends who play too much golf, and they're not as good at music anymore."
Author: Raphael Saadiq
43. "I'm a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city."
Author: Ree Drummond
44. "As long as I keep enjoying my golf, then hopefully I'll be able to play well."
Author: Rory McIlroy
45. "Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake."
Author: Sylvester Stallone
46. "Mr. Gweta looked ten years younger than Professor Khupe had expected. His jet-black hair was trimmed so neatly that it would make a manicured golf course look scruffy. His face was exceptionally smooth, giving the impression that he had been born without skin pores and transitioned through puberty devoid of any facial hair to pockmark his countenance. Mr. Gweta's face was perfectly symmetrical. An ant walking from one side to the other would experience a serious case of déjà vu."
Author: Taona Dumisani Chiveneko
47. "And I don't really like golf. I know a lot of English footballers play, but I know that if I go with the club to play, sooner or later I will end up trying to smash the ball with my foot."
Author: Thierry Henry
48. "A golf course should aspire to generate as much energy as it consumes - golf should be leading the way toward energy net zero."
Author: Thomas Friedman
49. "I know the joy of skating on a clear cold day. I know the joy of getting off a perfect drive in golf. I know the delight of a fine meal after a long walk. These are real and wholesome, but all of them put together can not approach the thrill of ridding yourself of fear!"
Author: Vash Young
50. "I mean, I think having a great family like I do. You know, I tend to want to give it all I have when I'm at the golf course, and then when I leave I don't want to think about golf at all. And I just remind myself almost daily that golf's just my job, it's not who I am."
Author: Webb Simpson

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