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1. "We were arguing about which beach you wanted me to take you to. We were going swimming after school.""Liar." With a capital L. Swimming-drowning-falls on my to-do list somewhere below giving birth to porcupines."Oh, wait. You're right. We were arguing about when the Titanic actually sank. We had already agreed to go to my house to swim."Bells are going off in my head, but not the kind that should be ringing if this were true. I don't remember talking about the beach at all, but I do remember answering the question about the Titanic in Mr. Pinter's class. Even Galen, wielding his smile as a thought deterrent, couldn't have talked me into getting in the water, could he? "I...I don't believe you." I decide as I say it. "I wouldn't get that upset about a date. Historical or otherwise."He shrugs. "It surprised me, too."I raise a BS brow. "Why would you argue about the date anyway? You could Google it all over the place and get the same answer."
Author: Anna Banks
2. "We think Facebook and Google know a lot about us - who knows more about us than AmEx, MasterCard and Visa? They know exactly what we spend and where we spent it... so they're looking at ways to unlock it."
Author: Anthony Goldbloom
3. "Google is famous for making the tiniest changes to pixel locations based on the data it accrues through its tests. Google will always choose a spartan webpage that converts over a beautiful page that doesn't have the data to back it up."
Author: Ben Parr
4. "«She had Google, and she had Wikipedia. She could look up anything obscure, any words or phrases that she didn't understand. A romance novel was just a book, while the Internet was the Internet. The Internet would crack these nuts for sure.»"
Author: Bruce Sterling
5. "Google' is not a synonym for 'research'."
Author: Dan Brown
6. "A method of schooling founded by the Italian educator Maria Montessori that emphasizes collaborative, explorative learning, and whose alumni include Google's founders, Sergey Brin and Larry Page; Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales; video-game designer Will Wright; Amazon's founder, Jeff Bezos; chef Julia Child; and rap impresario Sean Combs."
Author: Daniel Coyle
7. "Google doesn't really forget."
Author: Ethan Zuckerman
8. "I googled 'Gabby Douglas,' and all these things popped up like 'Gabby Douglas makes history!' And 'She's the champion!'"
Author: Gabby Douglas
9. "Google is so my bitch"
Author: Hannah Harrington
10. "Mainly it's the parents who remember me. But the kids today, what they do is go and Google you. A lot of them turn up and they know everything about me. They say: 'You scored 346 goals' or 'You wore the No9 shirt for Liverpool.'"
Author: Ian Rush
11. "I have relentlessly beat the drum for Google's 'two-step' authentication systems for Gmail and other services, which radically reduce the likelihood that your account can be hacked from afar."
Author: James Fallows
12. "That's all you've got for me?" I drew a long breath and let it out slowly. "You know. I might be able to get more clues from Google."
Author: Jayde Scott
13. "But just to make sure, I went down to the library, switched on the computer and typed ‘vampire vs. werewolf fight winner' into the Google search browser.The machine whirred for zero point twenty-three seconds before it came up with some four million results. Obviously, I wasn't the only nutter interested in this stuff. I clicked on the first link and groaned. Over sixty per cent thought a werewolf would kick a vamp's ass any time. Dammit!"
Author: Jayde Scott
14. "Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world"
Author: Jeevagan Nagarajan
15. "I checked out your blog.'Oh. Dear. Baby. Jesus. How did he find it? Wait. More importantly was the fact he HAD found it. Was my blog now googleable? That was awesomesauce with an extra heaping of sauce."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
16. "Blog'una baktim."Ah. Tanrim. Bebegim. Yüce Isa. Nasil Bulmustu? Bir dakika. Önemli olan bulmus olmasiydi. Blog'um artik Google'da çikiyor muydu? Bu muhtesemdi iste. "Yine beni takip ediyorsun, anliyorum. Yasaklama emri çikarmama gerek var mi?""Rüyanda görürsün Kedicik." Pismis kelle gibi siritti. "Ah, bekle, rüyalarinda zaten basroldeyim, degil mi?"
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
17. "When Yelp first took off, our rankings on Google would fluctuate wildly."
Author: Jeremy Stoppelman
18. "Google is making a huge investment in developing the Ajax approach."
Author: Jesse James Garrett
19. "Google is a global Rorschach test. We see in it what we want to see. Google has built an infrastructure that makes a lot of dreams closer to reality."
Author: John Battelle
20. "I have a weird need to Google the heights of celebrities I have crushes on to make sure they are at least my height or taller."
Author: Katie Heaney
21. "Eeew, I'd be a little uncomfortable Googling myself. People sit there - and Google themselves? That's kind of weird."
Author: Kobe Bryant
22. "My job as a leader is to make sure everybody in the company has great opportunities, and that they feel they're having a meaningful impact and are contributing to the good of society. As a world, we're doing a better job of that. My goal is for Google to lead, not follow that."
Author: Larry Page
23. "I have over 2 million followers now on Google Plus."
Author: Larry Page
24. "If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie."
Author: Lauren Leto
25. "Well, this was disappointing. I supposed I had jumped to a rather large conclusion, with the help of my research. It just went to show that Wikipedia was a liar and Google a whore."
Author: Maggie Stiefvater
26. "Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better."
Author: Marc Andreessen
27. "Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!"
Author: Marcus Brigstocke
28. "Google and Facebook, each in their own way, have revolutionized the delivery of advertising based on search and social networking, creating a sort of anti-Spam: targeted, relevant ads that a consumer might actually welcome rather than spurn."
Author: Marcus Buckingham
29. "I turned off my Google alerts in 2009 as I learnt that following yourself on the Internet very quickly becomes unhealthy."
Author: Marina And The Diamonds
30. "I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you want to take everywhere."
Author: Marissa Mayer
31. "In talking to founder after founder; I've heard almost visceral reactions to working for companies, even very cool ones with great things to work on and lots of opportunity, like Facebook, Google, or consulting firms."
Author: Maynard Webb
32. "You don't scare me.""Really?" She stared at me over the sharp frame of her glasses."Well maybe a little," I admitted. "Sometimes.""Escellent.No skedaddle.I have a dinner to prepare. My son is bringing home his new girlfriend." For the first time, I saw her look something less than supremely confident. "I don't suppose you know anything about cooking with vegan cheese substitutes?"We shuddered together. "Google recipes?" I suggested."I did.""And?""Maybe we'll take them out to dinner.""Good plan," I agreed, and skedaddled. I had my own dinner out to contend with. I wondered if I could get away with jeans.Probably not."
Author: Melissa Jensen
33. "Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if I couldnt find any pictures, could I take my own?"
Author: Molly Harper
34. "I thought of the idea of Summly in March or April 2011. I was 15 years old and I was revising for some kind of history exam. The problem was I was trying to find information that was useful to me. When you type into Google an esoteric term, you get quite a lot of stuff that's not relevant."
Author: Nick D'Aloisio
35. "I'm just more excited about helping new entrepreneurs create the next Facebook or Google."
Author: Paul Buchheit
36. "Oh Google, she thought I was suicidal."
Author: Rae Mariz
37. "Google is the enemy. I would tell that to anyone who enjoys any TV show like 'Game of Thrones' to avoid it; it spoils so many storylines."
Author: Richard Madden
38. "The more angels we have in Silicon Valley, the better. We are funding innovation. We are funding the next Facebook, Google, and Twitter."
Author: Ron Conway
39. "True love is being so in love that you run out of ways to say it. True love is having to google new and creative ways to say I love you because just saying it a thousand times a day isn't enough."
Author: Sharon Swan
40. "The digital communications technology that was once imagined as a universe of transparent and perpetual illumination, in which cancerous falsehoods would perish beneath a saturation bombardment of irradiating data, has instead generated a much murkier and verification-free habitat where a google-generated search will deliver an electronic page on which links to lies and lunacy appear in identical format as those to truths and sanity. But why should we ever have assumed that technology and reason would be mutually self-reinforcing? The quickest visit to say, a site called Stormfront will persuade you that the demonic is in fact the best customer of the electronic."
Author: Simon Schama
41. "Google is my all time favorite search engine ever"
Author: Sofia Ann
42. "If we can't work out how it's done, we'll Google it"
Author: Sophie Page
43. "Memorization has gotten a bad rap recently. Lots of students, and even some educators, say that being able to reason is more important than knowing facts; and besides, why bother committing things to memory when you've got Google? My response to this - after I've finished inwardly groaning - is that of course reasoning is important, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't know facts as well. It's not like you have to choose between one or the other. Besides, facts give you a foundation on which to reason about things."
Author: Stefanie Weisman
44. "Memory works according to meaning, and when something is important to you, the Google in your brain brings it forward all of a sudden."
Author: Stephen Tobolowsky
45. "Teachers say to me, 'The internet is full of rubbish, wrong answers.' But you would be surprised how just long it takes to find wrong information on Google, and where it's not obvious that it's wrong."
Author: Sugata Mitra
46. "Generally, our approach with products at Google is to first develop the right user base and then to figure out what's the right experience for the ads."
Author: Susan Wojcicki
47. "Even though it was a start-up with fewer than 20 people, and I was pregnant with my first child, the best decision I've ever made was to join Google in 1999. Worst decision? Deciding to get a puppy and a bunny right when the baby came."
Author: Susan Wojcicki
48. "Greta: At one point, you practically stalked poor Dante.Jamie: Stalked? No, I just watched him. At night. From behind a bush. Using night-vision googles."
Author: Suzanne Wright
49. "There probably are, but you would need a thaumaturge for that.They have books upon books of old magic. We only have Google."
Author: Victoria Escobar
50. "Google Apps for Education is a suite of applications intended to be helpful to higher level educational institutions, but in the long run, I think Google has a role to play in helping to assemble relevant content for classroom use."
Author: Vint Cerf

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