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1. "This is for all you kids out there watching TV, when you should go open a book. Haha."
Author: Blake Lewis
2. "I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha!"
Author: Brian Jacques
3. "Mert a feminizmus célja nem egy bizonyos notípus létrehozása. Az a gondolat cseszi el olyan régóta a feminizmust, hogy vannak inherens módon „jó" és „rossz" notípusok – az a tévhit, hogy „mi" nem fogadhatjuk el a kurvás csajokat, a sötét csajokat, a rosszmájú csajokat, a takarítónot alkalmazó csajokat, az olyan csajokat, akik otthon maradnak a gyerekekkel, az olyan csajokat, akik „tündérporral üzemel" lökhárítómatricával ellátott, rózsaszín Mini Metrót vezetnek, a burkás csajokat, valamint az olyan csajokat, akik azt képzelik, hogy feleségül mennek Zach Braffhoz a Dokikból, és idonként a mentoben szexelnek, miközben a stáb többi tagja nézi és tapsikol. Tudjátok, mit? A feminizmus mindnyájatokat befogad. Mi a feminizmus? Egyszeruen az a nézet, amely szerint a noknek ugyanolyan szabadoknak kell lenniük, mint a férfiaknak, akármilyen dilisek, ostobák, hiszékenyek, rosszul öltözöttek, kövérek, lusták vagy önteltek is. Te feminista vagy? Hahaha! Hát persze!"
Author: Caitlin Moran
4. "Because the purpose of feminism isn't to make a particular type of woman. The idea that there are inherently wrong and inherently right "types" of women is what's screwed feminism for so long?—?this belief that "we" wouldn't accept slaggy birds, dim birds, birds that bitch, birds that hire cleaners, birds that stay at home with their kids, birds that have pink Mini Metros with POWERED BY FAIRY DUST! bumper stickers, birds in burkas or birds that like to pretend, in their heads, that they're married to Zach Braff from Scrubs and that you sometimes have sex in an ambulance while the rest of the cast watch and, latterly, clap. You know what? Feminism will have all of you.What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy and smug they might be.Are you a feminist? Hahaha. Of course you are."
Author: Caitlin Moran
5. "Duh, Winning!!!!(hhahaha)"
Author: Charlie Sheen
6. "Banyak sekali orang yang doyan kopi tiwus ini. Bapak sendiri ndak ngerti kenapa. Ada yang bilang bikin seger, bikin tentrem, bikin sabar, bikin tenang, bikin kangen... hahaha! Macem-macem! Padahal kata Bapak sih biasa-biasa saja rasanya, Mas. Barangkali, memang kopinya yang ajaib. Bapak ndak pernah ngutak-ngutik, tapi berbuah terus. Dari kali pertama tinggal di sini, kopi itu sudah ada. Kalau 'tiwus' itu asalnya dari almarhumah anak gadis Bapak. waktu kecil dulu, tiap dia lihat bunga kopi di sini, dia suka ngomong 'tiwus-tiwus' gitu," dengan asyik Pak Seno mendongeng. Filosofi Kopi"
Author: Dee
7. "Es gibt keinen Gott und Dirac ist sein Prophet. (There is no God and Dirac is his Prophet.){A remark made during the Fifth Solvay International Conference (October 1927), after a discussion of the religious views of various physicists, at which all the participants laughed, including Dirac, as quoted in Teil und das Ganze (1969), by Werner Heisenberg, p. 119; it is an ironic play on the Muslim statement of faith, the Shahada, often translated: 'There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is his Prophet.'}"
Author: Dirac
8. "Koodaki ghalamroe padshahii ast ke hich kas dar an nakhahad mord"
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay
9. "Mihadarati ni chanzo kikubwa cha matatizo ya wanadamu. Mshahara wake ni wazimu, uhalifu na mauti."
Author: Enock Maregesi
10. "Got to go sing in a few minutes... no, that's GOT to go sing in a few minutes, as in... GOT TO GO SING in a few minutes... hahaha It's an all consuming compassion/obsession... a drawing... a wonderful bliss... a union of soul and spirit, of notes and voice, of all of life's vibrating essence. String theory... all of life is vibrating, is alive, and the life of that essence is music itself!!"
Author: Gloria Smith
11. "The teeth must have escaped while you murdered the rest of it," said Bramble, cough-laughing into her napkin. "Ha ha ha! You know, sometimes I think Clover is harboring some deep, dark shocking secret. Fire poker! Ba-hahahahaaa!"
Author: Heather Dixon
12. "Ed, "I hate deserts. There is nothing but sand *collapses* If there was some grass I could turn it into bread. I'm starving! Huh? Hey! Al' where'd you go? Al? Hey!"Al, "Down here! *Al's hand emerges from the sand beneath Ed and grabs Ed's leg*"Ed, "AHH!!"Al, "I sunk again. . ."(cut to later, after Ed dug Al out)Al, "I get full."Ed, "Full of what? *kicks Al and sand falls out of his chest plate and buries Ed*"Al, "Hahahaha. . .hahaha. . .haha. . . ha. . . *still laughing, inches away from Ed*"Ed, "*bursts out of sand and starts running after Al* Get back here!"Al, "What are you going to do?"Ed, "Nothing!"Al, "Than why are you chasing me?"Ed, "Stop and you'll find out!"Al, "I promise I won't get buried again!"Ed, "Not unless it's by me!"Al," Ed!"Ed, "Rrrrrrrrr!"
Author: Hiromu Arakawa
13. "Hahahaha, so watching him giving a lecture is an aphrodisiac?"
Author: Ika Natassa
14. "Hohohoho, Mister Finn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! Comeday morm and, O, you're vine! Sendday's eve and, ah you're vinegar! Hahahaha, Mister Funn, you're going to be fined again!"
Author: James Joyce
15. "I don't think I really have any wisdom. Stay out of trouble. Good luck. Stay away from women because they will burn you, haha."
Author: Jason Aldean
16. "Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!"
Author: Jim Butcher
Author: John R. Lindensmith
18. "I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha."
Author: John Warnock
19. "Ilang dantaon po mula ngayon, kapag naliwanagan at natubos na ang sangkatauhan, kapag wala nang mga lahi, kapag malaya na ang lahat ng mga bayan, kapag wala nang nang-aalipin at napaaalipin, mga kolonya at mga metropolis, kapag naghahari na ang iisang katarungan at ang bawat isa'y mamamayan na ng daigdig, tanging ang pagsampalataya po sa siyensiya ang malalabi. Magiging singkahulugan ng bulag na pagsamba ang patriyotismo at sinumang magmagaling na nagtataglay ng katangiang ito ay walang alinlangang ibibilanggo na tulad ng isang may nakahahawang sakit, isang manliligalig sa kaayusang lipunan."
Author: José Rizal
20. "Jeg synes synd i dig, Åse, men fortryt ikke på at jeg ler når jeg ser dig, haha, du er så stiv og indtørket, du har vel ikke engang vand i skrævet. Jeg kunde hjelpe dig med en skjærv, men jeg vil ikke had dig på fingrene. Nei. Du er det som det ikke engang er navn på fra Gud, så ussel er du. Bli i freden!"
Author: Knut Hamsun
21. "Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain."
Author: Kyousuke Motomi
22. "Night.Owl: So what are you wearing? Little.Bird: Lol! All the walls are coming down tonight... Night.Owl: Haha. God, sorry. I have no idea why I just typed that. Ignore that. Such a creeper right now."
Author: M. Pierce
Author: Niall Horan
24. "A Short Alternative Medical DictionaryDefinitions courtesy of Dr Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.Cocaine - Peruvian Marching Powder. A stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.Depression - When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.Psychosis - When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Author: Nikki Sixx
25. "By nature, it's impossible to describe enlightenment! How do you plan on sharing your enlightenment? Hahaha, that's impossible. Wake up! That'll be the end of the world if you ever succeed!"
Author: Osamu Tezuka
26. "The matter on which I judge people is their willingness, or ability, to handle contradiction. Thus Paine was better than Burke when it came to the principle of the French revolution, but Burke did and said magnificent things when it came to Ireland, India and America. One of them was in some ways a revolutionary conservative and the other was a conservative revolutionary. It's important to try and contain multitudes. One of my influences was Dr Israel Shahak, a tremendously brave Israeli humanist who had no faith in collectivist change but took a Spinozist line on the importance of individuals. Gore Vidal's admirers, of whom I used to be one and to some extent remain one, hardly notice that his essential critique of America is based on Lindbergh and 'America First'—the most conservative position available. The only real radicalism in our time will come as it always has—from people who insist on thinking for themselves and who reject party-mindedness."
Author: Paine
27. "Next week I dont care im gonna eateveryday like there's no tomorrowhahahaha COS LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BESKINNY"
Author: Peluboy1
28. "Be that as it may, we were--and no doubt, still are--held under scrutiny, with that whole Phoenix Society brouhaha. It is imperative we remain on our best behaviour, a feat that you did not exactly manage effortlessly with your shenanigans in Edinburgh."
Author: Philippa Ballantine
29. "If a Palestinian bulldozer were ever invented (Haha, I know!) and I were given the chance to be in an orchard, in Haifa for instance,I would never uproot a tree an Israeli planted. No Palestinian would. To Palestinians, the tree is sacred, and so is the Land bearing it"
Author: Refaat Alareer
30. "They're waiting for you. Go on in." Adrian leaned close to Keith's ear and spoke in an ominous voice. "If.You.Dare." He poked Keith's shoulder and gave a "Muhahaha" kind of monster laugh."
Author: Richelle Mead
31. "To my wonderful readers:Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA.But seriously, I love you guys."
Author: Rick Riordan
32. "You have some severe mental problem I need to be aware of, don't you? (Shahara)Just because I eat babies for breakfast and pick my teeth with their bones doesn't mean I'm nuts. (Syn)Any other weird habits I should be aware of? (Shahara)Just my need to dance naked in the streets under the light of a full moon. (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
33. "How could you let him do this? (Shahara)I know you're not going to pin this on me, Shay. I didn't raise the embryo. You did. It's what you get for teaching him things like honor, love, courage, and loyalty. If you'd left him a scared little snot-nose, he'd still be living in your basement. (Vik)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
34. "Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara)I live for your endearments. (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
35. "So how do you know him? (Shahara)I knocked on his door one day and said, ‘Hi, I'm here to rob you. Hope you don't mind. Oh, and by the way, will you be my friend?' (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
36. "You'd trust me that easily? (Shahara)Hell no. The only thing I trust in life is to get fucked over by everyone around me. (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
37. "Aren't you afraid they'll arrest you? (Shahara)I wasn't a convict, Dagan. I was an illegally purchased slave. My owner has no legal claim on me. And I'm no longer a kid learning my powers. I'm a full-grown man with an ax I want to bury in the forehead of anyone dumb enough to come at me. I defy the bastards to try something now. (Nero)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
38. "The dead won't hurt you, Shahara. Only the living can do that. (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
39. "Excuse me, but I've been to some of the toughest zones in the galaxy to get my targets. And I have never once gone after a target and failed. Ever. (Shahara)Yeah, but you've never been chased before. It's a lot harder to be the prey than it is to be the predator. (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
40. "You have a lot of faith in luck, don't you? (Shahara)Not at all. She's a vicious bitch who seldom knocks on my door. (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
41. "Hey, don't apologize. We all have shit to deal with. I have the same reaction sometimes, too. (Syn)I find that hard to believe. (Shahara)It's true. You ever want to see me really wig out? Hand me a candy bar. (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
42. "Let's find someplace where there aren't any dead people, insects, or rodents. For that matter, someplace that's big enough to accommodate both of us without crimping any internal organs. (Shahara)Picky, picky, picky. (Syn)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
43. "You do know I am my father's son, right? People don't talk to me that way and live. (Syn)Oh, like I fear you. Never. Besides, a fight might dislodge whatever has crawled up your sphincter and bring back the much nicer version of you. (Shahara)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
44. "Well, we better be quick and not become human popsicles. I'm going to be really upset at you if I freeze to death. (Shahara)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
45. "You will be so dead, dear Sister. Make telpon dari tadi kayak Kroasia ada di sebelah Jakarta aja. Huahahaha"
Author: Sitta Karina
46. "Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha"
Author: Tasha Turner
47. "DIDA: Ja od ove žene tražim samo to - da me ostavi na miru! Ali ona ne može shvatiti da mi je od nje mucno. To dolazi od toga što sam previše godina s njom spavao. Morao sam prestati mnogo prije, ali toj staroj nije nikad bilo dosta - a ja sam bio dobar u krevetu... Nisam trebao toliko toga rasipati na nju... Kažu da svatko ima odredenu kolicinu i ta je odbrojena. No, još je malo ostalo u meni, još malo, i ja cu izabrati neku dobru da to na nju potrošim. Izabrat cu nešto narocito, nije mi stalo koliko stoji, obasut cu je krznom od samurovine! Haha! Skinut cu je golu i obasuti je samurovinom i udaviti je draguljima! Haha! Skinut cu je golu i udaviti je draguljima i obasuti je samurovinom i ševiti je od jutra do sutra. Hahahahaha!"
Author: Tennessee Williams
48. "Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!'Ha ha,' agreed Moist.Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-'Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled."
Author: Terry Pratchett
49. "England really is the birthplace, the heart and soul of football. If Barcelona had Liverpool's fans, or Arsenal's, or United's, we'd have won 20 Champions Leagues, hahaha!"
Author: Xavi
50. "To empty the heart does not mean to not love. On the contrary, true love, as God intented it, is purest when it is not based on a false attachment. The process of first emptying the heart can be found in the beginning half of the shahada (declaration of faith)."
Author: Yasmin Mogahed

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