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1. "Just as a fever makes cold feel colder, love can make loneliness feel lonelier."
Author: Andrea Cremer
2. "I fight with love and i laugh with rage....you gotta live light enough to see the humor, and long enough to see some change..."
Author: Ani DiFranco
3. "The belief-transmission network of which we are a part cannot operate without a continuously replenished supply of people to do the transmitting, thus the belief that children are a source of happiness becomes a part of our cultural wisdom simply because the opposite belief unravels the fabric of any society that holds it."
Author: Daniel Gilbert
4. "Hopefully, after 'Victorious' has lived a long and beautiful life, I would like to go into movies. And I'd like to have a very successful movie career. Ultimately I'd love to win an Oscar; that's my big goal in life, so that's what I'm going for."
Author: Elizabeth Gillies
5. "I love Audrey Hepburn. I thought she was very classy."
Author: Emily Osment
6. "I spend most of hunting season at the ranch. We all love to hunt whitetails, and we have a pretty good supply in South Texas. I also love to hunt elk in Arizona, mule deer in Utah, and I've been to Canada to hunt caribou."
Author: George Strait
7. "Up on the Brooklyn Bridge a man is standing in agony, waiting to jump, or waiting to write a poem, or waiting for the blood to leave his vessels because if he advances another foot the pain of his love will kill him."
Author: Henry Miller
8. "Love is an actual need, an urgent requirement of the heart," he read aloud from an old essay on marriage that he found in his files."Every properly constituted human being who entertains an appreciation of loneliness...and looks forward to happiness and content feels the necessity of loving. Without it, life is unfinished..."
Author: Jan Karon
9. "Man up?" He sat back in a lazy, arrogant sprawl, but the coiled tension was in every muscle in his body. "It's a good thing I love you or I'd find that particularly insulting."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
10. "And you're everything I don't want." Julie pushed away, breaking his embrace, and shook her head. "If you loved me, you couldn't have done this. You couldn't have been so careless with me. You know pain, and loss, and hurt better than anyone." She hated each word as it came out of her mouth. "And that's what you gave me. I know that it's not the same. I know yours is worse. I'm so sorry for you, Matt. For your whole family. You've all been through hell. And you've been braver than anyone could. But I hurt now, too. And I can't love you."
Author: Jessica Park
11. "You can only love and be loved to the extent that you know and are known by somebody."
Author: John Ortberg
12. "The things we truly love stay with us always, locked in our hearts as long as life remains."
Author: Josephine Baker
13. "Alas, Abdullah and Pari, Baba Ayub's days of happiness came to an end."
Author: Khaled Hosseini
14. "I love 'Guitar Hero' because I love music, but I have no musical ability whatsoever. So I love a game that makes you feel like you're a rock star."
Author: Marisa Miller
15. "I eat stories instead of bread or rice. I usually eat books, but I love handwriting best. Love stories are sugary, so I like those even better. So you better write me a suuuuper yummy story."
Author: Mizuki Nomura
16. "The waves, the girl in the rain, and that awful, blood-begotten stom. Blood and love and loss."
Author: Terri Farley
17. "New York always feels more like my hometown than the places where I actually grew up (which weren't far from New York), perhaps because I did my artistic "growing up" while working in this crazy, wonderful city back in my twenties. Although I love the quieter, slower, nature-rich life I live now in the sheep-dotted hills of Devon, there are ways in which I still feel more truly myself here in New York, more than anywhere else. Even after all this time in the desert and on Dartmoor. Strange, isn't it?"
Author: Terri Windling

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