Top Home Improvement Quotes

Browse top 12 famous quotes and sayings about Home Improvement by most favorite authors.

Favorite Home Improvement Quotes

1. "We're the largest home improvement company today, and we did $30 billion last year, or less than 10 percent of the total amount of building materials sold in the U.S. So when people ask, how much runway left does Home Depot have, it's an awful lot."
Author: Arthur Blank
2. "Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family."
Author: Bo Bennett
3. "It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film."
Author: Dennis Miller
4. "The Satellite Home Viewer Improvement Act expires at the end of this year. Thus, we must act quickly to ensure our constituents continue to receive the services they enjoy."
Author: Eliot Engel
5. "We have a wonderful Church organization, but the one place where we may have greater influence than any other is in the homes in which we reside. We have our Sabbath Schools, our Mutual Improvement Associations, our Relief Societies, our Primaries, our Church schools and seminaries. All these institutions are intended to develop the best that is in mankind, but we as parents of children in this Church have no right to place the responsibility upon these organizations to establish faith in the hearts of these children that God has placed in our homes. It is your duty and mine to teach the children that come to our homes."
Author: George Albert Smith
6. "Handiwork. One thing his background in construction had given himwas a certain skill in taking care of the little things that a husband and father was always being called upon to do.Diana admired his ability in the home improvement department, and Colby knew he occasionally gave in to the urge toshow off.She would"
Author: Jayne Ann Krentz
7. "I grew up with 'Roseanne'; I kind of adore her and stuff like' Home Improvement', really traditional American stuff."
Author: Jessie Cave
8. "Doing some late-night home improvements, my man? (...) For what it's worth, I never had any use for that froufrou French shit, either." - Tegan"
Author: Lara Adrian
9. "Homeowners who refinanced their mortgages took out cash and reduced their monthly payments at the same time. Much of the cash obtained by refinancing was spent on consumer durables, home improvements and the like."
Author: Martin Feldstein
10. "If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day."
Author: Nick Offerman
11. "Yes," he said. "I am sure. I double-checked everything after you went home yesterday. I even made a few improvements, just in case." The first part of that reassured her. The second part... not so much. "What kind of improvements?" "Oh, nothing, really. Mostly just streamlining. You really did very well; I certainly don't want you to think that I am one of those people who has to be in control all the- Oh, well, I suppose that's actually true- I do have to be in control all the time. But only because I am in charge, of course."
Author: Rachel Caine
12. "And now, restored to the status of daughter in her own home, Amina began to feel the emotions of other people's food seeping into her - because Reverend Mother doled out the curries and meatballs of intransigence, dishes imbued with the personality of their creator; Amina ate the fish salans of stubbornness and the birianis of determination. And, although Mary's pickles had a partially counteractive effect - since she had stirred into them the guilt of her heart, and the fear of discovery, so that, good as they tasted, they had the power of making those who ate them subject to nameless uncertainties and dreams of accusing fingers - the diet provided by Reverend Mother filled Amina with a kind of rage, and even produced slight signs of improvements in her defeated husband."
Author: Salman Rushdie

Home Improvement Quotes Pictures

Quotes About Home Improvement
Quotes About Home Improvement
Quotes About Home Improvement

Today's Quote

I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack."
Author: Chuck Klosterman

Famous Authors

Popular Topics