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1. "Spirit and soul is horseshit of the worst sort. Obviously there are no fairies, no Santa Clauses, no spirits. What there is, is human goals and purposes as noted by sane existentialists. But a lot of transcendentalists are utter screwballs."
Author: Albert Ellis
2. "Human lives are hard, even those of health and privilege, and don't make much sense. This is the message of the Book of Job: Any snappy explanation of suffering you come up with will be horseshit."
Author: Anne Lamott
3. "Great art is horseshit, buy tacos."
Author: Charles Bukowski
4. "One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses."
Author: Christopher Moore
5. "Horseshit," Shame said cheerfully. "He can dispossess you and die. Pretty easy, really. Most people die the right way the first time. You'd think a genius like him wouldn't screw it up so badly."
Author: Devon Monk
6. "Also, Willie, I dig telling the truth. Words can be twisted but a photo never lies.Sutton laughs.What's funny? Photographer says.Nothing. Except—that's pure horseshit kid. I can't think of anything that lies more than a photo. In fact every photo is a dirty stinking lie because it's a frozen moment—and time can't be frozen. Some of the biggest lies I've ever run across have been photos. Some of them were of me."
Author: J.R. Moehringer
7. "They was this rich fella, an he makes like he's poor, an they's this rich girl, an she purtends like she's poor too, an' they meet in a hamburg' stan'Why?I don't know why-that's how it was.Why'd they purtend like they's poor?Well, they're tired of bein' rich.Horseshit!You want to hear this, or not?Well, go on then. Sure, I wanta hear it, but if I was rich, if I was rich I'd get so many pork chops-I'd cord ‘em up aroun' me like wood, an' I'd eat my way out. Go on."
Author: John Steinbeck
8. "It's HORSESHIT!"
Author: Julie James
9. "Mason left the room and then yelled from the hall, "This is bullshit, cowshit, horseshit, and donkeyshit."
Author: Madison Parker
10. "Morgan said that his mother said that Miss Kildaire is sitting on a shelf."Zach had to think about that one for a few seconds. "He said she's on the shelf?""Uh-huh." An emphatic nod. "I don't know why Miss Kildaire would sit on a shelf, but that's what Morgan said.""I'm guessing there's more.""And then Morgan said that his mother said that Miss Kildaire was too fat to get a man."What a load of horseshit, Zach thought. Morgan's mother was probably some shriveled-up jealous twit. "I see.""And then Morgan said she was a cripple."Zach had a sudden urge to punch out the little rat himself."
Author: Nalini Singh
11. "But I won't watch them go to war again. I've been to war, you know, to save civilization from the reptile hordes. I bled for it, I saw friends and other men die for it. And then I watched men like you piss it away again, the civilization we'd saved, in squabbles over a few hundred square miles of territory and what language the people get to speak there, what color their skin and hair is and what kind of religious horseshit they get crammed down their throats."
Author: Richard K. Morgan
12. "Oh, horseshit! I-I mean, darn!" She corrects herself quickly. Why don't you come in and have some tea. Do you like tea? Or are you a coffee person? I can make coffee, just be warned it tastes like ass and looks like ass – I mean,butt."
Author: Sara Wolf
13. "You always hear people talk about how there are moments in your life when you just know that things will never be the same. I always thought that was all horseshit. But here, now, with the feeling of her soft, incredible lips moving with mine, I know that it happens."
Author: Steph Campbell
14. "When my mouth meets hers, I swear that from that second on, she has me. You always hear people talk about how there are moments in your life when you just know that things will never be the same. I always thought that was all horseshit. But here, now, with the feeling of her soft, incredible lips moving with mine, I know that it happens.-pg 16"
Author: Steph Campbell
15. "I don't mean that creative people are somehow finer, or more sensitive, and thus have finer, more sensitive nervous breakdowns - you can save that horseshit for the Sylvia Plath worshipers. It's just that creative people have creative breakdowns."
Author: Stephen King
16. "If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity."
Author: Stephen King
17. "VIOLET: Oh, horseshit, horeshit, let's all say horseshit. Say horseshit, Bill.BILL: Horseshit."
Author: Tracy Letts

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