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1. "I want my words to illuminate like the sun, as I give my daily lecture on photosynthesis to my houseplants."
Author: Jarod Kintz
2. "You've got the killer instincts of a houseplant."
Author: Josephine Angelini
3. "Holocausts do not amaze me. Rapes and child slavery do not amaze me. And Franklin, I know you feel otherwise, but Kevin does not amaze me. I am amazed when I drop a glove in the street and a teenager runs two blocks to return it. I am amazed when a checkout girl flashes me a wide smile with my change, though my own face had been a mask of expedience. Lost wallets posted to their owners, strangers who furnish meticulous directions, neighbors who water each other's houseplants - these things amaze me."
Author: Lionel Shriver
4. "Compost makes houseplants very happy."
Author: Shalom Harlow
5. "His pretty face could not make up for the fact that he had the IQ of a dead houseplant and the emotional range of a frozen pea."
Author: Shayla Black
6. "Now I was also trying to understand how someone could end such intense desire without leaving a trace. If you had really loved something, wouldn't a little bit of it always linger? A couple of houseplants? A dinky Home Depot Phalaenopsis in a coffee can? I personally have always found giving up on something a thousand times harder than getting it started, but evidently Laroche's finishes were downright and absolute, and what's more, he also shut off any chance of amends."
Author: Susan Orlean
7. "My body is a carnivorous flower, a poisonous houseplant, a loaded gun with a million triggers and he's more than ready to fire."
Author: Tahereh Mafi

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