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1. "'Entourage' was a show that existed around wish-fulfillment. People watched it because they wanted to believe they could go on private jets and be hanging out in Hollywood, but as a show, comedically, it was not funny. Not a funny show. It's funny, ironically, because of how terrible it is."
Author: Adam Pally
2. "Why, why in the blue-green world write this sort of thing? Funny written culture, I guess; we pass things on."
Author: Annie Dillard
3. "He would say, "How funny it will all seem, all you've gone through, when I'm not here anymore, when you no longer feel my arms around your shoulders, nor my heart beneath you, nor this mouth on your eyes, because I will have to go away some day, far away..." And in that instant I could feel myself with him gone, dizzy with fear, sinking down into the most horrible blackness: into death."
Author: Arthur Rimbaud
4. "He laughed and I did too, it was funny and horribly painful and deeply aching all at once. Like the laughter echoed and because of that you knew you were hollow."
Author: Audrey Bell
5. "We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page."
Author: Calvin Trillin
6. "It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
Author: Dan Castellaneta
7. "Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. Those are stories. Funny stories. Awkward stories. Stories we love to share, because by sharing them, we get something out of the hour or two we wasted on the wrong person. But that's all bad first dates are: short stories. Good first dates are more than short stories. They are first chapters. On a good first date, everything is springtime.And when a good first date becomes a relationship, the springtime lingers. Even after it's over, there can be springtime."
Author: David Levithan
8. "[Simone Weil's] life is almost a perfect blend of the Comic and the Terrible, which two things may be opposite sides of the same coin. In my own experience, everything funny I have written is more terrible than it is funny, or only funny because it is terrible, or only terrible because it is funny."
Author: Flannery O'Connor
9. "It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified."
Author: G.K. Chesterton
10. "Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
Author: George M. Cohan
11. "Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business."
Author: Ivan Stoikov
12. "God, could that dopey girl dance. Buddy Singer and his stinking band was playing 'Just One of Those Things' and even they couldn't ruin it entirely. It's a swell song. I didn't try any trick stuff while we danced--I hate a guy that does a lot of show-off tricky stuff on the dance floor--but I was moving her around plenty, and she stayed with me. The funny thing is, I thought she was enjoying it, too, till all of a sudden she came out with this very dumb remark. "I and my girl friends saw Peter Lorre last night," she said. "The movie actor. In person. He was buyin' a newspaper. He's cute.""You're lucky," I told her. "You're really lucky. You know that?" She was really a moron. But what a dancer."
Author: J.D. Salinger
13. "I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was."
Author: John Badham
14. "It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
Author: Johnny Knoxville
15. "The girl has a funny way of romanticizing things."
Author: Karen Russell
16. "It was all very strange, Mr. Gray thought, as he wiped the coffee canister clean with a sponge. Very, very mysterious. You were born; you lived a whole life; and at the end, you wound up in a coffee canister."Ah, well," he said out loud quietly. "That's just the way things are. Life's a funny business." Death, he supposed, was the punch line."
Author: Lauren Oliver
17. "Now when I see something beautiful or funny or sweet, sometimes I reach for my camera, but other times I think, 'I need to let this moment exist. I don't have to capture everything. I just want to experience it.'"
Author: Leelee Sobieski
18. "I wish I had a funny story."
Author: Leslie Easterbrook
19. "As I make my way through, I feel okayness reaching through me.The funny thing is that okayness is not a real word. It's not in the dictionary.But it's in me."
Author: Markus Zusak
20. "Whenever I watch a documentary about the space, I find the news in the world very funny and dull!"
Author: Mehmet Murat Ildan
21. "Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker."
Author: Pippa Evans
22. "One of the lambs fixed its attention on Jared. "Baa," it flirted. "Boo," said Jared."Oh my God, Jared. Don't tough-talk the lambs.""It was giving me a funny look."
Author: Sarah Rees Brennan
23. "It was funny how people were people everywhere you went, even if the people concerned weren't the people the people who made up the phrase "people are people everywhere" had traditionally thought of as people."
Author: Terry Pratchett
24. "It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy."
Author: Tony Hancock

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