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1. "I don't ever go on the Internet. I don't even know how it works."
Author: Beverly Cleary
2. "I would say everything in our life in the next 25 years is going to be tied into the Internet, and it's going to be the place for communications, for education, for conducting business and everything."
Author: Bob Parsons
3. "Back before the internet we had a name for people who bought a single copy of our books and lent them to all their friends without charging: we called them "librarians"."
Author: Charles Stross
4. "A decent guy doesn't just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect.  They need to be created by a woman.  They're like a dumb blank lump of clay and you have to mold them into what you want them to be, while erasing everything their mothers ever taught them and all the horrible internet porn they've watched growing up."
Author: Christine Zolendz
5. "In general, the Internet was not designed to accommodate deliberate failures to communicate."
Author: Daniel J. Bernstein
6. "It was something of a personal challenge for me to come up with a business suitable for the Internet world and the Internet age."
Author: David Tang
7. "I'm not really sure what I'd like to see people doing more of online, but what I'd like to see less of is the warning signs that not ratifying net neutrality is gonna cause two separate nets: one that the big dogs can afford to be on and the other a ghetto internet that no one goes on. Think FM vs AM radio, or cable vs broadcast TV."
Author: Drew Curtis
8. "My older brother always tells me I changed as a person when I saw 'Ace Ventura.' Because when I saw 'Ace Ventura', I became obsessed. I watched the movie as many times as I had to - back then, you couldn't go on the Internet and find the script - so I watched it as many times as I could to write my own script of 'Ace Ventura.'"
Author: Eliza Coupe
9. "Linux evolved in a completely different way. From nearly the beginning, it was rather casually hacked on by huge numbers of volunteers coordinating only through the Internet."
Author: Eric S. Raymond
10. "I don't watch TV, I don't spend time on the Internet, and I don't party much. I don't text very much, either."
Author: Esperanza Spalding
11. "Flash content is the most prolific content on the web today; it is the way people express themselves on the Internet."
Author: Gary Kovacs
12. "We're into this barrage of pop culture - you know, TV, movies, the Internet. We become creatures that we've made up, made of certain different flotsam from pop culture and certain different personas that are in style."
Author: Gillian Flynn
13. "The poetry and transgression that was so much of surrealism's anarchic force has been recruited into mainstream culture. It has been made commonplace by television and magazine merchandising, by computer games and Internet visuals, by film and MTV, by the fashion shoot."
Author: Graham Joyce
14. "Wat de bezoeker gewend is op internet, is meestal het beste."
Author: Hedwyg Van Groenendaal
15. "The AP has only so many reporters, and CNN only has so many cameras, but we've got a world full of people with digital cameras and Internet access."
Author: Howard Rheingold
16. "Internet journalism is not a world we know very well at all. It's conducted more on the screen and less in bars, which makes it rather less useful for getting stories about people throwing up over one another, which is what one's after."
Author: Ian Hislop
17. "But he had always believed in fighting for the underdog, against the top dog. He had learned it, not from The Home, or The School, or The Church, but from that fourth and other great moulder of social conscience, The Movies. From all those movies that had begun to come out when Roosevelt went in.He had been a kid back then, a kid who had not been on the bum yet, but he was raised up on all those movies that they made then, the ones that were between '32 and '37 and had not yet degenerated into commercial imitations of themselves like the Dead End Kid perpetual series that we have now. He had grown up with them, those movies like the every first Dead End, like Winternet, like Grapes Of Wrath, like Dust Be My Destiny, and those other movies starring John Garfield and the Lane girls, and the on-the-bum and prison pictures starring James Cagney and George Raft and Henry Fonda."
Author: James Jones
18. "I wanted to project myself forward to age 80 and say, ‘OK, I'm looking back on my life. I want to minimise the number of regrets I have.' And I knew that when I was 80, I was not going to regret having tried this. I was not going to regret trying to participate in this thing called the Internet that I thought was going to be a really big deal. I knew that if I failed, I wouldn't regret that. But I knew the one thing I might regret is not ever having tried. I knew that that would haunt me every day."
Author: Jeff Bezos
19. "I don't actually go on the Internet that much."
Author: Jennifer Coolidge
20. "Internet access came before pride."
Author: Jessica Park
21. "A short exposure to the convention convinced me that the Internet may save the Democracy in that it is a way for the people, for the citizens, to have some direct influence on the government."
Author: John Jay Hooker
22. "That was clearly surprising, interesting - a very interesting milestone was when you can pick up a magazine and read an article about some sort of computer related thing and they mention the word internet without explaining it."
Author: Jon Postel
23. "Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.' That was a visual I didn't need. 'How could you possibly know that?' 'We looked it up on the E-nternet.' Aunt Mercy smiled proudly. I couldn't imagine how my aunts knew anything about the Internet. The Sisters didn't even own a toaster oven. 'How did you get on the Internet?' 'Thelma took us ta the library and Miss Marian helped us. They have computers over there. Did you know that?"
Author: Kami Garcia
24. "When I get up, I have a cup of coffee, surf the Internet, then do a half-hour run."
Author: Katarina Witt
25. "If it's on the Internet, then it's gotta be true."
Author: Ken Jennings
26. "Scripture doesn't tell us everything we may want to know about everything. But it tells us everything we need to know about the most important things. It gives us something the Internet, with all its terabytes of information, never could: wisdom. The purpose of Holy Scripture is not ultimately to make you smart, or make you relevant, or make you rich, or get you a job, or get you married, or take all your problems away, or tell you where to live. The aim is that you might be wise enough to put your faith in Christ and be saved."
Author: Kevin DeYoung
27. "I'm not well versed on the verbiage of the internet."
Author: Larry Hagman
28. "The Internet has helped atheists and agnostics coalesce as never before."
Author: Lee Strobel
29. "From two niches (to use Barber's word), North and South, we've splintered into hundreds of thousands, a nation of tribes connected not by kinship or even creed. We're merely tethered together by the Internet, by our brand loyalties and shared consumer obsessions."
Author: Lisa Samson
30. "Many people bypass search engines altogether and still find what they're looking for online. These Internet surfers are using direct navigation."
Author: Marc Ostrofsky
31. "The internet is 95 percent porn and spam"
Author: Margaret Atwood
32. "Right now, with social networks and other tools on the Internet, all of these 500 million people have a way to say what they're thinking and have their voice be heard."
Author: Mark Zuckerberg
33. "The rise of broadband and growing ubiquity of Internet access excites me the most. The world changes a lot when, no matter where you are - in the middle of a deserted highway or in a bustling city - you can get high speed broadband access."
Author: Matt Mullenweg
34. "I don't look on the Internet; it's a world of pain."
Author: Max Irons
35. "Once the smoke of the market crash clears off, you know, the Internet will pick back up and go. Take a look at what's happening to some of the big companies like eBay and Yahoo, the publicly traded stocks. You know, they're all coming back up off the mat now."
Author: Michael Nesmith
36. "In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he'd met on the internet."
Author: Michel Houellebecq
37. "People are craving this great progress in electronics, going after computers, the Internet, etc. It's a giant progress technologically. But they must have a balance of soul, a balance for human beauty. That means art has an important role."
Author: Mstislav Rostropovich
38. "An open internet is an open platform for debating opposing views. It allows unpopular voices to be heard."
Author: Newton Lee
39. "Social media and the Internet haven't changed our capacity for social interaction any more than the Internet has changed our ability to be in love or our basic propensity to violence, because those are such fundamental human attributes."
Author: Nicholas A. Christakis
40. "The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind."
Author: Phillip Adams
41. "It's been happening since I was in kindergarten. Not them all the time, but other kids, you know. Every day. It never stops, and it never goes away, thanks to the Internet--it just keeps happening every minute, every day. And I just want it to stop. I think about how to do it, you know. How to kill them. All kinds of elaborate things, like trapping them in pits and burying them alive, or covering them with concrete."
Author: Rachel Caine
42. "Now with the Internet, a celebrity is fair game, and it's all designed to sell advertising space."
Author: Randy Quaid
43. "I don't really use the Internet or the newspapers to find out about people."
Author: Rupert Friend
44. "Now that I'm in the position I'm in now, I like to take all my creative ideas and put 'em on the Internet for my fans to interact with. Give 'em something to do."
Author: Soulja Boy
45. "Hell, if someome wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was clever enough to write a parody - you know, to privide som comic relief during these extremely difficult economic times - that would probably be an even bigger seller, or at least it shoud be. So, just come clean with me, Ed. Your secret's safe with me, and whoever reads my internet blog. You...are...a...vampire!"
Author: Stephen Jenner
46. "All of a sudden, we've lost a lot of control,' he said. ‘We can't turn off our internet; we can't turn off our smartphones; we can't turn off our computers. You used to ask a smart person a question. Now, who do you ask? It starts with g-o, and it's not God…"
Author: Steve Wozniak
47. "Taken together the Internet reads like the grandest character-driven novel humanity has ever known. Not much plot though."
Author: Victor LaValle
48. "My life had devolved into a fluorescent haze of desktop Outlook/Internet Explorer/Excel screens by day followed by laptop Chrome/Facebook/Netflix nights."
Author: Wayne Gladstone
49. "Losing the Internet has forced them to interact verbally instead of microblogging their lives, but a lot of them still talk in Tweets:"Ugh! I'm standing in line at the post office.""I'm not eating the crusts on my sandwich because apparently I'm five."
Author: Wayne Gladstone
50. "To seek Truth is automatically a calling for the innate dissident and the subversive; howmany are willing to give up safety and security for the perilous life of the spiritual revolutionary? Howmany are willing to truly learn that their own cherished concepts are wrong? Striking provocative ormysterious poses in the safety of Internet [social media] is far easier than taking the risks involved inthe hard work of genuine initiation."
Author: Zeena Schreck

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