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151. "Jake, if you could stand the idea of getting inked, you'd have a pink triangle tattooed across your chest."
Author: Ashlyn Kane
152. "Powiedziales: "Pojade do innej ziemi, nad morze inne.Jakies inne znajdzie sie miasto, jakies lepsze miejsce.Tu juz wydany jest wyrok na wszystkie moje dazeniai pogrzebane lezy, jak w grobie, moje serce.Niechby sie umysl wreszcie podzwignal z odretwienia.Tu, cokolwiek wzrokiem ogarne,ruiny mego zycia czarnewidze, gdziem tyle lat przezyl, stracil, roztrwonil".Nowych nie znajdziesz krain ani innego morza.To miasto pójdzie za toba. Zawsze w tych samych dzielnicachbedziesz krazyl. W tych samych domach wlosy ci posiwieja.Zawsze trafisz do tego miasta. Bedziesz chodzil po tych samych ulicach.Nie ma dla ciebie okretu - nie ufaj próznym nadziejom - nie ma drogi w inna strone.Jakes swoje zycie roztrwonilw tym ciasnym kacie, tak je w calym swiecie roztrwoniles."
Author: C.P. Cavafy
153. "You hae only one thing you may control tonight - whether to use your safe word or not. Otherwise all the decisions, all the choices, are mine. Everything is in my hands. (Jake to Kallie)"
Author: Cherise Sinclair
154. "You know I still don't like your…hobby.""Didn't ask your opinion." Jake rubbed his aching ribs. "If you want mine: anyone using the missionary position twice in a row should serve time."
Author: Cherise Sinclair
155. "You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part."
Author: Christopher Gorham
156. "I don't like you with Becky. She's not a very nice girl.''I don't like you with Jake. He's not me."
Author: Courtney Summers
157. "...We're working with paint today and I pick the easel next to Jake's. It thrills him."What do you want?""I want to apologize if you're offended by the way I am," I tell him. "But that's the way I am with everyone. I was just trying to make you feel welcome.""That's the crappiest apology I've ever heard.""Well, that's because I'm not really sorry."He rolls his eyes. "Right."
Author: Courtney Summers
158. "Prkoseci zakonu gravitacije,u njenom oku je blistala malena suza, a onda se ipak otkinula i nestala putujuci kraj nosica.Znam,more je potopilo Atlantidu i krckajuci stijene kao lješnjake išaralo lolkalnu planetu. Brzaci lome turbine,a mutne velike rijeke nakrive šešir,pa potope Kinu i Indiju kao veliki bijes… I nikom ništa!Ali,suza je kraljica! SUZA JE NAJMOCNIJA VODENA SILA!"
Author: Ðorde Balaševic
159. "Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting."
Author: Dr. Seuss
160. "Hello, Jake, I'm glad you could come," Sunny (as Madame Hoo was now called) said, shaking the hand of the chairman of the State Gambling Commission."Boom!" Jake Wexler replied."
Author: Ellen Raskin
161. "Stupid bitch," he spits, and that's when I mentally punch him in the face.Except it isn't just mentally—it's for real, my closed fist is actually moving. It hits him square in the nose with a sickening crunch."Oh my God," Laney breathes from behind me."Oh my God," Jake says from the floor.My eyes widen. "Oh my God."
Author: Hannah Harrington
162. "Jake shuts the van's back doors and lies down next to me. He's really close, so close I can feel him breathing on the nape of my neck. I could put more space between us, but instead I scoot backward, leaning into him, my back pressed into the pleasant warmth of his front. Jake holds his breath for a moment, but he doesn't say anything. And he doesn't move away.... He moves so his mouth is right under my ear, brushing the skin there, and one of his hands slides up, resting on my rib cage. My whole body tingles as he starts to sing softly into my ear."
Author: Hannah Harrington
163. "Seth says, and I quote,'Jake is an idiot"
Author: Hannah Harrington
164. "You know, the husband, John Bobbit, he formed a band after that whole thing. The Severed Parts," I tell him. "I'm pretty sure he did a lot of porn, too."Jake just lies there, staring at me. The teasing in his eyes has been replaced with a serious, assessing look."What?" I say. God, boys are weird."How did you know that?" he asks. He actually sounds impressed."It's called the internet. You might try living in the twenty-first century sometime," I mumble."
Author: Hannah Harrington
165. "Jake was right - I'm strong in a way June never was. Because I know that I want to be here. Even with the pain. Even with the ugliness."
Author: Hannah Harrington
166. "What's up with this sudden obsession with Jakes physique? He shoots me a look that asks: Is he measuring me for a coffin?"
Author: Huntley Fitzpatrick
167. "It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I suppose, a psychopathic spree killer isn't that odd of a choice, considering."
Author: Ilona Andrews
168. "In a daze, Remi stepped up to the battered old bar, next to Rhys. "What will it be?" the bartender asked Remi. "I'll have a Jake and Coke-uh, Jack and Cock, uh-" Oh fuck. Remi stopped talking. He could actually feel his face heat with a blush. Someone shoot me."
Author: J.L. Langley
169. "Hey, Mrs. Jakes, how come people can't afford new shoes or food, but they can still buy candy?" She smiled and waved him off. "Oh, people will always find a way to buy chocolate, Elliot. Chocolate is forever."
Author: Jack C. Monroe
170. "Morrell, ever a true comrade, too had a splendid brain. In fact, and I who am about to die have the right to say it without incurring the charge of immodesty, the three best minds in San Quentin from the Warden down were the three that rotted there together in solitary. And here at the end of my days, reviewing all that I have known of life, I am compelled to the conclusion that strong minds are never docile. The stupid men, the fearful men, the men ungifted with passionate rightness and fearless championship - these are the men who make model prisoners. I thank all gods that Jake Oppenheimer, Ed Morrell, and I were not model prisoners."
Author: Jack London
171. "Neytiri: You are like a baby. Making noise don't know what to do. Jake : Easy. Shh. Fine. Fine. If you loved your little forest friends... why not let them kill my ass What's the thinking Neytiri: Why save you Jake : Yeah. Yeah why save me Neytiri: You have a strong heart. No fear. But stupid Ignorant like a child"
Author: James Cameron
172. "God, I can't even begin to tell you... I just wish that you could have felt it too. So that when you found your Jake Andrews, you would know. You would know what it felt like to stand in front of your forever."
Author: Jay McLean
173. "Once again, Jake held Lily's hand tight as they made their way across the creek, loud and swollen, the morning mist rising over it like a ghost."
Author: Jeffrey Stepakoff
174. "At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice."You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled."I can't believe you were ever married." Kate said, as she cracked the can open. "What did you do, make her stand in the corner all the time?"
Author: Jennifer Crusie
175. "[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?""I beg your pardon?""The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them.""I haven't maimed anyone.""You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter into heart palpitations, you stabbed Donald with a fork, and you hit Brad over the head with a bottle." Jake shook his head. "And they still ask you out."
Author: Jennifer Crusie
176. "With these words Jake had let go of me. Which proved that he knew more about why I was leaving than even I did. I had believed that I was running away from what had happened. I did not know, not until I met Nicholas days later, that the whole time I was really running towards what was yet to be."
Author: Jodi Picoult
177. "Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal."
Author: K.A. Applegate
178. "Tahiya hote pavan nahin pani, tahiya srishti kown utpati;tahiya hote kali nahin phula, tahiya hote garbh nahi mula;tahiya hote vidya nahin Veda, tahiya hote shabd nahin swada;tahiya hote pind nahin basu,nahin dhar dharni na pavan akasu;tahiya hote guru nahin chela, gamya agamya na panth duhela.Sakhi: avigati ki gati ka kahown, jake gawn na thawngun bihuna pekhana, ka kahi lijai nawnIn that state there is no air or water, and no creation or creator; There is no bud or flower, and no fetus or semen; There is no education or Vedas, and no word or taste; There is no body or settlement, and no earth, air or space; There is no guru or disciple, and no easy or difficult path.Sakhi: That state is very strange. I cannot explain it. It has no village or resting place. That state is without gunas (qualities). What name can on give it?"
Author: Kabir
179. "What do you want?" Jake asked. "Nothing. Can't I sit down for a chat with someone I once shared an egg with?""Trevor, you never chat with me. You mock me, you torment me, and sometimes you even say something profound. But you never chat. So spit it out and put me out of my misery."
Author: Kat Attalla
180. "Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!" (Jake)"
Author: Katherine Applegate
181. "Oh Jake, my love for you doesn't stop just because there's a rough patch in the road, or I don't get what I want."
Author: Katie Ashley
182. "Jake's POV: Meanwhile, Ally was here with Marshall Moss, who she was obviously going to hook up with later. They'd barely stopped touching each other all night. Even now, they were out in the middle of the dance floor dancing to some Black Eyed Peas song. No reason to be touching for a fast song, but they were. Holding hands while they bounced around with friends.She looked happy. Which made me want to punch someone. Preferably Marshall Moss."
Author: Kieran Scott
183. "Kill him? (Jake)Confront him. (Morgan)Since when do you take the sissy way out? (Jake)Excuse me? (Morgan)Face it, Drake, that good English breeding of yours is showing itself. Talking ain't a man's way of doing things. You know that. You got a problem, you cut its heart out and then it's not a problem anymore. (Jake)"
Author: Kinley MacGregor
184. "You know, Drake, I seem to recall this impertinent young pup who once told me that problems shared are problems solved. (Jake)And I seem to recall a surly pirate telling me to mind my own business or I'd find myself gutted. (Morgan)"
Author: Kinley MacGregor
185. "How'd you get in there?" "She thinks I'm the shit," Jake told him, grinning back. Coert kept handing him crap. "So you've brainwashed her."
Author: Kristen Ashley
186. "I will teach you in time, but for now restrain me and have your way with me. I don't want to think, I just want to feel." -Jake"
Author: Laci Paige
187. "Ride with an outlaw, die with him," he added. "I admit it's a harsh code. But you rode on the other side long enough to know how it works. I'm sorry you crossed the line, though." Jake's momentary optimism had passed, and he felt tired and despairing. He would have liked a good bed in a whorehouse and a nice night's sleep. "I never seen no line, Gus," he said. "I was just trying to get to Kansas without getting scalped."
Author: Larry McMurtry
188. "I'd rather be insane with you than sane without you.- Jake to Lydia"
Author: Lisa Kleypas
189. "Just you and me. That's all, Jake. I know it might not be perfect. I don't want or expect perfect. I just want you."
Author: Liz Reinhardt
190. "Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake"
Author: Michael Buckley
191. "I stood there, 220 pounds of ex-football player, ex-public defender, ex-a-lot-of-things, leaning against the faded walnut rail of the witness stand, home to a million sweaty palms. "To Speak for the Dead" (The Jake Lassiter Series)"
Author: Paul Levine
192. "Quincy and Jake seem to be content to spend an enormous amount of time along together, which I count as romantic, but might simply be because they don't have a child: the Blues versus the world."
Author: Sally Koslow
193. "Look, I have a huge penis --Jake Wethers"
Author: Samantha Towle
194. "My friends back in Chicago think I'm crazy when I talk about you. They keep telling me that I'm too young to feel this way. I'm not too young, Charley. I know with more certainty than I've ever had about anything in my life that you're my future. I know that when we're ready, after college or whatever, we're going to get married and that you're going to be the mother of my kids. I know that deep in my gut. --Jake"
Author: Samantha Young
195. "I have these surreal moments where I'm like, 'I'm pregnant with Jake Gyllenhaal's baby' and 'I'm telling Robert Pattinson that he smells of sex.' But you're acting, so the focus is on the work."
Author: Sarah Gadon
196. "What exactly did having needs mean, while he was on the subject? That Delaney needed to have sex? that she craved an orgasm? And if that were the case, why couldn't she just take care of the matter on her won in the privacy of her home without putting him through all this torture? Anything was preferable to the thought of her being with Jake."
Author: Sarah Mayberry
197. "Poppy: What makes you think I'm having dinner with you?Jake: Because you can't sit in your room and eat ice cream and chips two nights in a row. You'll get scurvy. You need vitamin C."
Author: Sarah Mayberry
198. "If you turned in a paper with writing on it, you were guaranteed a hook from Jake Epping of the LHS English Department, and if the writing was organized into actual paragraphs, you got at least a B-minus."
Author: Stephen King
199. "I can't give you what you want right now. Yes, your kindness scares me. Yes, I'm safer on my own. Or at least I feel that way. But no. I really don't want you to go away. In Cabo San Lucas, you said that you were struggling with your reaction to my illness. Well, I'm struggling now. With my reaction to you. I fear that when I say I want you, you'll be gone. Running from me. Running to Merideth. Don't get this wrong: this isn't jealously, it's not that simple. this has to do with trust. In my life men can do decent things. At the end, Jake did. My boss, the DA, he has. But men can't be counted on." She paused as the tear tacked down her check, disappearing into the darkness shadowed by her hair. "I can't afford to count on them. On you."
Author: Stephen White
200. "You don't really want me on your team,' Lexie said. 'I'm totally terrible.''I know," Jake said. 'I want you on the other guy's team.'Lexie swatted him with her free hand. "That is no way to talk with your girlfriend,' she said, forgetting for a moment that Bree was right there, intently watching them.'You're right,' he said. 'My apologies, sugar plum. I'm sorry, honey pie. I'll never do it again, my little pumpkin. Is that better?'She wrinkled her nose at him. ' feel so edible all of a sudden.''Cute enough to eat,' he said."
Author: Tamara Summers

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