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1. "Aunt Jettie: "yes, i'm wandering the earth seeking revenge on ben & jerry for giving me the fat a$$ and coronary & I give out love advice to the tragically lonely."jane: "Is that an ironic eternal punishment for the lady who died an eighty-one year old spinster." jettie: "single by choice you twirp."jane: "banshee."jettie: "bloodsucker."
Author: Molly Harper
2. "My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa."
Author: Molly Harper
3. "I look like Barbara Bush in drag." Aunt Jettie"
Author: Molly Harper
4. "Mama Ginger came calling, to set the alarm on my biological clock. Oh, and to remind me that there's no point to me being a woman if I never have children.""Well, if that's true, I wasted a hell of a lot of money on panty hose and lipstick." Jettie snorted."
Author: Molly Harper
5. "I go on a hunting safari at least once a year to Botswana, which is fantastic because we have a huge area of wilderness entirely to ourselves. My island covers roughly 55 acres, which again I have to myself, with nearly half a kilometre of private beach with my own jetties and boats."
Author: Wilbur Smith

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Stability," insisted the Controller, "stability. The primal and the ultimate need. Stability. Hence all this."
Author: Aldous Huxley

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