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1. "Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)"
Author: Andrew Sturm
2. "If I don't get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh."
Author: Chris Abani
3. "Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail."
Author: Daniel Handler
4. "Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever."
Author: Joe Bob Briggs
5. "An object imbued with intent - it has power, it's treasure, we're drawn to it. An object devoid of intent - it's random, it's imitative, it repels us. It's like a piece of junk mail to be thrown away."
Author: John Hockenberry
6. "It is slightly chilling to realize there are rational, functional people up there employed to spot, nurture, and exploit those down here among us who are irrational and can barely cope. If you want to know how stupid you're perceived to be by the people up there, count the unsolicited junk mail you receive. If you get a lot, you're perceived to be alluringly stupid."
Author: Jon Ronson
7. "I want to be sitting in front of my computer, where you can press a button to block out your junk mail. These two are my junk mail."
Author: Melina Marchetta
8. "A news junkie, I read, daily, the 'Times/Sunday Times,' the 'Guardian/Observer,' 'Mail,' and the 'Argus' - both to keep up with crime in Brighton, where I set my novels, and because I think it is vital to support local papers - they provide a unique accountability for councils, emergency services and so much else, and are dangerously undervalued."
Author: Peter James
9. "When I wake up, I'll go through emails on my iPhone - the junk email. At that point, my brain isn't usually awake enough to handle anything more than that."
Author: Sam Trammell
10. "It's just old black-and-whites,' she had said, flicking her wrist in the way one might dismiss a pile of junk mail. 'Relatives nobody remembers.' 'No,' I said, running to the box. 'Don't throw them out. I'll keep them.' I may not have known the names of the majority of the ancestors pictured inside, but it felt like a betrayal to send their memories to the landfill. I couldn't bear the thought."
Author: Sarah Jio
11. "My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a dig."
Author: Steve Buscemi

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