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1. "The God gene, the God particle – the human predisposition to believe and the makeup of the universe finally discovered, all that is now needed is a complementary coping mechanism to spark the seraphic neuron – God gin. When the time is right the last prophet – a humble basement-brewer inspired with the perfect bathtub – will arise to distribute the good message in his bottles and have us continually singing His praises in the karaoke bar. With the harshness of ethanol, the burning ones will envelop the crowd with ‘holies' of love, zeal, and surround sound."
Author: Bauvard
2. "I despise - I hate - I'm terrified of karaoke, and I wish I wasn't because everybody I know who's awesome loves it."
Author: Ben Feldman
3. "I've been singing since I could talk, pretty much. My dad was really musical and taught me how to sing harmonies and got me a karaoke machine with tape decks."
Author: Bonnie McKee
4. "I came from a very musical family, so I grew up singing karaoke with the family. My family said 'do this' and brought me to singing lessons. I had always been writing poems and songs."
Author: Cassie Steele
5. "He should've let her drown.Tally Cruise had the most God-awful voice Michael had ever heard, and he'd heard some doozies in Asian karaoke bars. Fortunately the violence of the storm, and the thunder of the waves, drowned out most of it."
Author: Cherry Adair
6. "Karaoke divides humanity into two groups: those who don't want to sing and shouldn't be compelled, and those who do and shouldn't be allowed."
Author: Dennis Vickers
7. "Louis Armstrong's 'What a Wonderful World' is my ultimate karaoke song. It is a wonderful world. People forget we only have a certain amount of time, and it can all end at any moment. Armstrong and Frank Sinatra's 'My Way' are the ultimate one-two punch."
Author: Dhani Jones
8. "Or maybe memories are like karaoke - where you realize up on the stage, with all those lyrics scrawling across the screen's bottom, and with everybody clapping at you, that you didn't even know the lyrics to your all-time favourite song. Only afterwards, when someone else is up on stage humiliating themselves amid the clapping and laughing, do you realize that what you liked most about your favourite song was precisely your ignorance of its full meaning - and you read more into it than maybe existed in the first place. I think it's better not to know the lyrics to your life."
Author: Douglas Coupland
9. "I am 'Mr. Karaoke Guy' in the car completely. I just go with it and don't care what anyone else thinks - I'm singing, man!"
Author: Drake Bell
10. "I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet."
Author: Eric Andre
11. "I'm a big karaoke fan and I also love Justin Bieber unashamedly."
Author: Evan Rachel Wood
12. "I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along."
Author: Fred Schneider
13. "From a floor below someone was singing with a karaoke machine, Paul McCartney's 'Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time,' completely out of tune. 'Beyond doubt the worst Christmas song ever written,' New York said to me, quietly. 'Like a request to God to end the universe."
Author: Glen Duncan
14. "I'm a huge karaoke person even though I have the worst singing voice. When you love doing something, who cares?"
Author: Hoda Kotb
15. "Sometimes I do need to go to karaoke, sometimes I need to relax."
Author: Jackie Chan
16. "I tried to sing 'What's Going On' with Amy Winehouse once at an old cinema in the West End. There was a funk band that had members of both of our bands playing in it, but it was the worst kind of place to sing bad karaoke because everyone there was an amazing singer or musician."
Author: Jamie Cullum
17. "I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before."
Author: Jared Leto
18. "I have the dance moves of a mustache, and a singing voice that sounds like a beard on the inside of my cheeks. Carry my love like karaoke in your pocket."
Author: Jarod Kintz
19. "If you bring bring the karaoke machine, I'll bring the air guitar. Also, if you bring two brings, like I just brought, we can have a Redundancy Party."
Author: Jarod Kintz
20. "Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar and sing your own song. I like to get up there and sing stuff that I would never sing on stage anywhere else. Like Neil Diamond."
Author: Jason Aldean
21. "I'm a huge karaoke fan. Oh my God. I'm one of those girls who don't give the mic away. It's a problem. I'm a closeted pop star."
Author: Jenna Dewan
22. "I used to hang out at karaoke bars all the time. It was the most fun you could have when you had no money."
Author: Jeremy Renner
23. "I eye the karaoke machine in alarm.Shit. I'm going to need a shot."Let's do Ssssummer Nightsssss! I jusssst love Greasssse!"Scratch that … I'm going to need a shitload of alcohol before I even think about singing!I turn to Mavis. "Give me everything you've got. If I'm going to sing a ‘Grease' song, I'm not going to do it sober!"
Author: Joanne McClean
24. "Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke."
Author: Kelly Williams Brown
25. "She, too, is one of Regin's friends. They're poker buddies, sisters of the Wii, and Mari is a vaunted member of the karaoke contingent. Regin has long acted as the witches' designated driver." "BFF?" Lachlain asked, brows drawn. "Sisters of the what?" Emma supplied, "Best friend forever and a video game." Lachlain muttered to Emma, "Your relatives are just no' right."
Author: Kresley Cole
26. "I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a little 'Grease Lightning'. It depends on the mood, but we do go karaoke, my friends and I in Los Angeles, and it's a lot of fun."
Author: Kristen Bell
27. "I like to talk. That's why I can't karaoke in a private room. Those types of shenanigans are only good in a public space. I got to say, though, with smartphones and instant upload of everything, our generation and definitely the next generation coming up, it's going to be hard to act a fool."
Author: Liza Lapira
28. "I'm really maturing into soul music. It's not my attempt or karaoke try. I feel like I really embody the music now that I am 36."
Author: Maxwell
29. "I was in a karaoke video in 1991, for a song called 'Sukiyaki,' which is a very famous Japanese song, and I've actually heard from people that they've been in bars in Asia where they've seen me come up in the 'Sukiyaki' video that they play behind you. I'm in that. I'm in a karaoke video."
Author: Michael Weatherly
30. "When I pick songs for karaoke, I have three concerns: (1) What will this song say about me? (2) How will I sound singing it? and (3) How will it make people feel?"
Author: Mindy Kaling
31. "Karaoke is something that's near and dear and very close to my heart. I was a karaoke host when I was working my way through university. I was a full-time student and karaoke was my night job."
Author: Nathan Fillion
32. "I was about 11 when my mother brought me this karaoke machine and I was really into it back then, but about 4 or 5 years ago is when I started printing up my own music, going to the studio and doing my own thing."
Author: Obie Trice
33. "There are chickens, there are eggs, there are deaf girls singing karaoke. Nothing makes sense anymore."
Author: Paul Neilan
34. "I do, too, most recently while I was singing karaoke in some weird bar."
Author: Radha Mitchell
35. "Tacos will grow on Christmas trees before I learn to carry a tune. Fortunately, it doesn't matter. In karaoke, talent means nada; enthusiasm is everything. What I lack in talent, I make up for in passion. Hence my karaoke problem."
Author: Rob Sheffield
36. "For all karaoke freaks around the nation, "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is one of those sacred anthems. It's the kind of song that announces, "Dearly beloved, we have so totally gathered here today."
Author: Rob Sheffield
37. "To enter into that karaoke mindset, you have to leave behind all your notions of good or bad, right or wrong, in tune or out of tune. The kara in the word karaoke is the same as the one in karate, which means 'empty hand.' They're both 'empty' arts because you have no weapons and no musical instruments to hide behind--only courage, your heart, and your will to inflict pain."
Author: Rob Sheffield
38. "I love karaoke. I love maudlin country ballads. In another life, I'd be Loretta Lynn."
Author: Sam Taylor Wood
39. "When I was a 7-year-old girl, in my bedroom, on my karaoke machine, I would sing 'On My Own' or do a one-woman version of 'Les Miserables.'"
Author: Samantha Barks
40. "I just sing the songs that people don't expect you to sing, because I just love having fun at karaoke and I'm always a bit nervous to sing something serious."
Author: Samantha Barks
41. "My sister's a big karaoke person, and she's never been able to get me to do it."
Author: Sarah Paulson
42. "I've developed a karaoke habit. I've become a crooner."
Author: Serena Williams
43. "I cannot sing karaoke because it's hard and weird. If I actually tried to sing, I would probably sound good, and I think that's weird and not fun."
Author: Skylar Astin
44. "There are definitely times where I am listening to the radio, and I think, 'That would be awesome. I would love to sing that.' It's this weird karaoke fantasy that I might someday get to live out on the big screen."
Author: Skylar Astin
45. "Kay Cannon was a woman I'd known from the Chicago improv world. A beautiful, strong midwestern gal who had played lots of sports and run track in college, Kay had submitted a good writing sample, but I was more impressed by her athlete's approach to the world. She has a can-do attitude, a willingness to learn through practice, and she was comfortable being coached. Her success at the show is a testament to why all parents should make their daughters pursue team sports instead of pageants. Not that Kay couldn't win a beauty pageant - she could, as long as for the talent competition she could sing a karaoke version of ‘Redneck Woman' while shooting a Nerf rifle."
Author: Tina Fey
46. "I'm scared of karaoke. I think if I did have a go to karaoke song, it would be 'Whatta Man' by Salt-n-Pepa."
Author: Yvonne Strahovski

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