Top Kardashian Quotes

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1. "I am from the Kardashian group. We can take anything."
Author: Bruce Jenner
2. "I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time."
Author: Chloe Grace Moretz
3. "I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me."
Author: Chris Lilley
4. "I came to the Kardashians a bit late, and I'm still just gob-smacked. Who are these people?"
Author: Jennifer Saunders
5. "Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type."
Author: Jeremy Lin
6. "My name is Kendall. Kendall Jenner. I am not a Kardashian."
Author: Kendall Jenner
7. "Aphrodite held up her hand. "Yeah, I know, I should be nicer, blah, blah. But she bugs me. She remindsme too much of a mini–Kim Kardashian, which means she's useless, irritating, and way too visible."
Author: Kristin Cast
8. "They convinced our mothers that if a food item came in a bottle -- or a can or a box or a cellophane bag -- then it was somehow better for you than when it came to you free of charge via Mother Nature....An entire generation of us were introduced in our very first week to the concept that phony was better than real, that something manufactured was better than something that was right there in the room. (Later in life, this explained the popularity of the fast food breakfast burrito, neocons, Kardashians, and why we think reading this book on a tiny screen with only three minutes of battery life left is enjoyable."
Author: Michael Moore
9. "I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians."
Author: Natasha Leggero
10. "I like the Kardashians, but I do keep them on the top of my prayer list."
Author: Tamar Braxton
11. "I love looking at people who have achieved a lot - even Kim Kardashian, who has made a brand out of being a reality TV star; I applaud that."
Author: Tamara Ecclestone
12. "The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling."
Author: Tina Fey
13. "Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes."
Author: Tina Fey

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