Top Life Short Funny Quotes

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1. "My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue, an everlasting vision of the ever changing view."
Author: Carole King
2. "Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meaning is serving your own evolution."
Author: Deepak Chopra
3. "My life is every moment of my life. It is not a culmination of the past."
Author: Hugh Leonard
4. "Lord, make my way prosperous not that I achieve high station, but that my life be an exhibit to the value of knowing God."
Author: Jim Elliot
5. "One should measure their life by the faith they embrace and the relationships they cherish"
Author: John Paul Warren
6. "Could we change our attitude, we should not only see life differently, but life itself would come to be different."
Author: Katherine Mansfield
7. "There came a shrill beep followed by another message. "Listen bitch! You better stop lying about Coach T. If you don't, you're gonna find yourself in a world of hurt! It's real hard to screw up people's lives when you're dead!"With trembling hands, I turned the machine off. I didn't want to hear anymore. Name calling was one thing, but now my life had been threatened. Mom never came in that night, and I never went to sleep. I sat in the middle of my bed with her loaded .45 by my side until morning."---Jordan"
Author: Katie Ashley
8. "Every human is an artist. The dream of your life is to make beautiful art."
Author: Miguel Angel Ruiz
9. "Love the people by their way they love ,but never love the people by way of their mind ,hard to beleive but the reality in life this is true ,people often change their mind but not their love ."
Author: Rangagowthamca
10. "Story is metaphor for life and life is lived in time."
Author: Robert McKee
11. "Each of us has immense potential to achieve what we desire, unless you enliven and enlighten your life with inspiration, bring your dreams into reality through the power of desire you will never shine as bright as your potential."
Author: Steven Redhead
12. "All this family shit! Harry said. How can you reinvent your life if the original versions won't leave you alone?"
Author: Tom Spanbauer

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We cannot ensure that women will be free of discrimination in the workplace and everywhere as long as women are not universally defended under our Constitution. As it stands now, the equal rights of women are subject to interpretation of law. That is a risk our mothers, sisters and daughters cannot afford."
Author: Carolyn Maloney

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