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1. "I live dangerously, but I love safely. I always buy magnum condoms, because they're the only ones that'll fully stretch over my front door's handle."
Author: Jarod Kintz

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To ask them to legalize pot is something like asking them to put butter on the handcuffs before they place them on you, something else is hurting you - that's why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can't think, or madhouses or mechanical cunts or 162 baseball games in a season. or vietnam or israel or the fear of spiders. your love washing her yellow false teeth in the sink before you screw."
Author: Charles Bukowski

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