Top Martha Stewart Quotes

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Favorite Martha Stewart Quotes

1. "My mom, the fabulous Bertie Kinsey, is an amazing seamstress. She quilts and sews and is so crafty. We call her the Southern Martha Stewart!"
Author: Angela Kinsey
2. "My mother could do absolutely anything. She was like Martha Stewart before such a thing existed."
Author: Cheryl Ladd
3. "If I have to be compared to somebody, it is to Martha Stewart."
Author: Cristina Saralegui
4. "Martha Stewart contributes more to our civility than the Baptist church."
Author: Dave Hickey
5. "Your like Martha Stewart on crack," my neighbor shouted as I stuck another cardinal in with the daisies."
Author: Debby Bull
6. "I am not quite Martha Stewart, but I do like cooking and gardening."
Author: Dennis Basso
7. "I once read that Martha Stewart never wears a bathrobe. Not that I like Martha Stewart, nobody likes Martha Stewart, I don't think even Martha Stewart likes Martha Stewart."
Author: Elizabeth Berg
8. "P.P.P.P.S. Also, if you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along with whatever spices you can find in the pantry--you can make homemade pepper spray. Unintentionally.And everyone at your dinner party will run outside for the next hour, coughing and tearing up as if they've been maced, because technically they kind of have been, because mace was one of the spices I found in the panty. I blame whoever makes spice out of mace, and I remind my gasping dinner guests that even if I did mace them, I did it in an old fashioned, homemade, Martha Stewart sort of way. With love."
Author: Jenny Lawson
9. "I get great joy from creating the perfect Norman Rockwell holiday. This is why I think I might be Martha Stewart's brother from another mother."
Author: Jesse Tyler Ferguson
10. "For stalker food, Martha Stewart is the woman to go to."
Author: Julie Powell
11. "Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets."
Author: Karen Marie Moning
12. "The only thing Martha and I have in common is that we both used to model. Martha Stewart is extremely talented. Her designs are picture perfect. Our philosophy is life is messy, and rather than being afraid of those messes we design products that work the way we live."
Author: Kathy Ireland
13. "What Martha Stewart-like demon of a Stepford wife is possessing me?"
Author: Laurie Viera Rigler
14. "I told him I had always kept my inner Martha Stewart chained in the basement, but for his sake I would set her loose." ~ Haven Travis"
Author: Lisa Kleypas
15. "Inside we found the TV rooms packed, because a jury had found Martha Stewart guilty on four counts of obstructing justice and lying to investigators about a well-timed stock sale. The style diva was going to have to do fed time. Her case had been followed with keen interest at Danbury—most prisoners thought she was being targeted because she was a famous female: "Guys get away with that shit all the time."
Author: Piper Kerman
16. "I imagined Martha Stewart trying to take over Pops kitchen. That would be better than Godzilla vs. Mothra" -Piper Kerman, Page 200"
Author: Piper Kerman
17. "I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens."
Author: Rip Taylor
18. "Every inch of the house is covered in flowers and lace and screams tacky. It's like Martha Stewart vomitted, and this is the crap that came out."
Author: Victoria Scott

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The shelves had been stripped bare and battered to Hell, as if some super-important Christmas toy release had come and gone and an army of Super-Moms had ripped through the store, buying everything up like an all-consuming void. Didn't hurt that many of the shelves were lined with piles of bones both animal and human."
Author: Chuck Wendig

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