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1. "We know, for instance, that there is a direct, inverse relationship between frequency of family meals and social problems. Bluntly stated, members of families who eat together regularly are statistically less likely to stick up liquor stores, blow up meth labs, give birth to crack babies, commit suicide, or make donkey porn. If Little Timmy had just had more meatloaf, he might not have grown up to fill chest freezers with Cub Scout parts."
Author: Anthony Bourdain
2. "My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored."
Author: Dora J. Arod
3. "I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I was honest that way. I sat back, squared my shoulders, and met her eyes, all confident-like."Mom, meatloaf's like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. It should be outlawed, frankly, and serving it for dinner is like child abuse and should carry with it some pretty stiff penalties."
Author: Hayden Thorne
4. "I am your Wednesday sex meatloaf. At least, I'd like to be."
Author: Jarod Kintz
5. "Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don't forget you can also have love on top--however, you must understand that I would do anything, but I won't do that."
Author: Jarod Kintz
6. "I hate cold-calling. I like my phone calls warm, like meatloaf."
Author: Jarod Kintz
7. "I loved her like meatloaf. Our love was the kind covered in ketchup—and not gravy."
Author: Jarod Kintz
8. "Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I'll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup."
Author: Jarod Kintz
9. "Love is like meatloaf—don't make it after midnight, unless you're wearing a condom."
Author: Jarod Kintz
10. "She asked why I wanted to be friends, and I replied, "I love meatloaf." Of all the things I could have said, that summed up what I hoped our relationship would one day become."
Author: Jarod Kintz
11. "I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously like a brick. The gravy is a blanket."
Author: Jarod Kintz
12. "Three Meatloaf HaikusOh yucky meatloafsitting under the hot lightsso gray and gristly.Nothing tastes worse thanyou, not cauliflower oreven lima beans.And what is that weirdthing sticking out--a whisker?hair? a rubber band?"
Author: Jennifer L. Holm
13. "If the radical right had its way we'd all be church-going polyester heterosexuals driving around in white Cadillacs eating meatloaf and wax beans while mammoth bulldozers leveled all our forests and even hummingbirds were extinct."Charley, The Voice of the Butterfly"
Author: John Nichols
14. "Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a loaf of it?"
Author: Justin Cronin
15. "We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business."
Author: Marcy Kaptur
16. "It's like a meatloaf."
Author: Nicki Elson
17. "We even talked like Hemingway characters, though in travesty, as if to deny our discipleship: That is your bed, and it is a good bed, and you must make it and you must make it well. Or: Today is the day of the meatloaf. The meatloaf is swell. It is swell but when it is gone the not-having meatloaf will be tragic and the meatloaf man will not come anymore."
Author: Tobias Wolff

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