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1. "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
Author: Albert Einstein
2. "Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats."
Author: Alice Clayton
3. "One last thump, one last groan—and one last meow. Then all was blessedly silent. Except for Clive. He continued to pine for his lost love until four mother-loving a.m. The cold war was back on…"
Author: Alice Clayton
4. "Competition among insurers would bring down the cost of health care insurance, just as it brings down the cost of car or homeowners insurance."
Author: Andrew P. Harris
5. "Homeowners and business owners across the country agreed to pay premiums, communities agreed to adopt building codes to mitigate flood dangers, and the Federal Government agreed to provide insurance coverage to policyholders after a disaster."
Author: Bob Ney
6. "Green-eyed monsters," said Magnus, and grinned. He deposited Chairman Meow on the ground, and the cat moved over to Alec, and rubbed against his leg. "The Chairman likes you.""Is that good?""I never date anyone my cat doesn't like," Magnus said easily, and stood up. "So let's say Friday night?"A great wave of relief came over Alec. "Really? You want to go out with me?"Magnus shook his head. "You have to stop playing hard to get, Alexander. It makes things difficult." He grinned."
Author: Cassandra Clare
7. "Chairmen Meow deserves me every effort."
Author: Cassandra Clare
8. "Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?""Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie. A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude."Oooh, a Shadowhunter," said the vampire. "Scary." With a wink he melted back into the crowd."Vampires are such prima donnas," Magnus sighed from the doorway. "Honestly, I don't know why I have these parties.""Because of your cat," Clary reminded him.Magnus perked up. "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort."
Author: Cassandra Clare
9. "Magnus rolled onto his back and put his feet up on the arm of the sofa. "What do you care if Alec's miserable?""What do I care?" Jace said, so loudly that Chairman Meow rolled off the couch and landed on the floor. "Of course I care about Alec; he's my best friend, my parabatai. And he's unhappy. And so are you, by the look of things. Takeout containers everywhere, you haven't done anything to fix up the place, your cat looks dead —""He's not dead."
Author: Cassandra Clare
10. "Come here, cat. You wouldn't want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow."
Author: Connie Willis
11. "What cat? Oh! MY CAT. The cat… that is mine. Oh, she's... " I had said it was a she, right? "She's fine. All meowing and purring and other cat things."
Author: Cora Carmack
12. "I love cats, they're great; intelligent, affectionate, lovable, and this one was particularly nice, so picking it up and giving it a few slaps and a bit of a rough time was galling, even though it was unfortunately necessary. See, if you're hiding in someone's spare bedroom waiting for them to turn in for the night, the last thing you need is a cat meowing at the door trying to get in to see you because you've been stroking it all day. A bit of a shake and a growl in the cat's face and that's all that's usually needed for it to give the spare room and the horrible bastard inside a wide berth for the rest of the night."
Author: Danny King
13. "I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners."
Author: Douglas Wilson
14. "Meow, Meow, Meeeeooooow?"
Author: Elizabeth Duivenvoorde
15. "The Indians around here tell a cautionary fable about a great saint who was always surrounded in his Ashram by loyal devotees. For hours a day, the saint and his followers would meditate on God. The only problem was that the saint had a young cat, an annoying creature, who used to walk through the temple meowing and purring and bothering everyone during meditation. So the saint, in all his practical wisdom, commanded that the cat be tied to a pole outside for a few hours a day, only during meditation, so as to not disturb anyone. This became a habit – tying the cat to the pole and then meditating on God – but as years passed, the habit hardened into religious ritual. Nobody could meditate unless the cat was tied to the pole first. Then one day the cat died. The saint's followers were panic-stricken. It was a major religious crisis – how could they meditate now, without a cat to tie to a pole? How would they reach God? In their minds, the cat had become the means."
Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
16. "The time for lies and secrets is over," she meowed. "The truth must come out. Starclan was wrong not to tell you who you were a long time ago."
Author: Erin Hunter
17. "Squirrelflight rested her tail on his shoulder, urging him to lie still until his injuries could be treated. Brambleclaw led Stormfur and Brook up to Firestar.The Clan leader's eyes stretched wide in surprise. "Stormfur...and Brook! What are you doing here?""There'll be time to explain later," Stormfur meowed. "For now, Firestar, put us to work."
Author: Erin Hunter
18. "Two Windclan apprentices were wandering toward them. Fireheart twitched his ears to warn his friends they had an audience. "Oh, yes," meowed Ravenpaw, raising his voice. "We loners eat Clan apprentices whenever we can catch one."
Author: Erin Hunter
19. "Cool. I'm Kathryn, but everyone calls me Kat. And do not make any cat jokes or I'll have to hurt you. With my claws." she waved the long, blunt tips of her fingers at me. "Truth be told, I stopped speaking meow a long time ago." speaking meow? "I'm guessing calling you pretty kitty is out."
Author: Gena Showalter
20. "I situate myself, and seat myself,And where you recline I shall recline,For every armchair belonging to you as good as belongs to me.I loaf and curl up my tailI yawn and loaf at my ease after rolling in the catnip patch."(From Meow of Myself, from LEAVES OF CATNIP)"
Author: Henry N. Beard
21. "I'm trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
22. "The best present is wrapped in fur. And when you shake the package, it meows. Give the gift of love, before it runs away and gets run over."
Author: Jarod Kintz
23. "You can call me Dances With Cats. I'm like Dances With Wolves, only meowier."
Author: Jarod Kintz
24. "I have a rating system I apply to all people. Mao Zedong might have a Meow Factor of four, but I like to keep my Meow Factor as close to zero as I can. This system is not to be confused with my HV methodology, where I assign myself a Hooray Value of five."
Author: Jarod Kintz
25. "I'm selling cat fur by the pound. It's brand new—never been petted.?(Meows sold separately)."
Author: Jarod Kintz
26. "It was raining cats and dogs. My clothes were saturated with meows and barks."
Author: Jarod Kintz
27. "Tonight I'm on Meow Patrol. Do you have a fur coat I can borrow?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
28. "My cat is a meow factory. Why can't he manufacture something more profitable, like love?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
29. "Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow."
Author: Jarod Kintz
30. "A brick could be covered in black fur, cradled, pet, and called Mr. Fizzlebush. The best part is that since it'll sit still and silent on the bed, it won't meow or run away when you want to snuggle."
Author: Jarod Kintz
31. "I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a knife. And cats are masters at getting into boxes, so here, try opening it with my portable meow maker."
Author: Jarod Kintz
32. "My bark has meow, and in bed I'm in the moment like instant coffee. Do you prefer cream or sugar in your orgasms?"
Author: Jarod Kintz
33. "I almost fell off my stool. Not because I didn't think he loved Shaw, or that he would make an awesome husband, but because he was my impulsive, wild, unhinged little brother. Rule was not a guy that I ever thought would settle into the role of responsible homeowner and faithful husband. I just stared at him until he got mad and snapped."
Author: Jay Crownover
34. "I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.'"
Author: Jeb Bush
35. "Meow, meow, meow. Meow meow. Meoow," Boo told me, obviously having a full day and feeling I needed to be kept apprised of every second of it."
Author: Kristen Ashley
36. "Then, something meowed. No, Seriously."
Author: Lili St. Crow
37. "In a forbearance, the homeowner pays interest and principal on a smaller mortgage, at least for a time, but still owes the full amount. The lower monthly payment helps with affordability, giving stressed homeowners a break."
Author: Mark Zandi
38. "Homeowners who refinanced their mortgages took out cash and reduced their monthly payments at the same time. Much of the cash obtained by refinancing was spent on consumer durables, home improvements and the like."
Author: Martin Feldstein
39. "For example, I was privileged to be working at the White House under the Clinton administration and had not finished my Ph.D., and I thought I was the cat's meow."
Author: Peter Orszag
40. "For an economic recovery program to be effective, it must not only create a short-term economic boost but also generate lasting value. Home Star would accomplish that by breaking down the key barrier between homeowners and money-saving retrofits: upfront costs."
Author: Peter Welch
41. "Home Star is a common sense idea that would create jobs and provide a boost to local economies, while helping families afford their energy bills. By encouraging homeowners to invest in energy efficiency retrofits, Home Star would create 170,000 manufacturing and construction jobs that could not be outsourced to China."
Author: Peter Welch
42. "Snowball?"It's white."Meow."It's so girly."This from a guy who named his poodle Princess."his laughter died. "How do you know about Princess?"Your sister told me."
Author: Rachel Gibson
43. "You should make her call you ‘Miss Georgina,'" added Hugh with a mocking southern drawl. "Or at least ‘ma'am.'"Niphon's presence and Jerome's lecture had put me in a grouchy mood. "I'm not doing any mentoring. She's so gungho to take on the world's male population, she doesn't even need me."The three men exchanged more smirks. Cody made some hissing and meowing sounds, scratching at the air."This isn't funny," I said."Sure it is," said Cody."
Author: Richelle Mead
44. "When we meet somebody whose separate tunnel-reality is obviously far different from ours, we are a bit frightened and always disoriented. We tend to think they are mad, or that they are crooks trying to con us in some way, or that they are hoaxers playing a joke. Yet it is neurologically obvious that no two brains have the same genetically-programmed hard wiring, the same imprints, the same conditioning, the same learning experiences. We are all living in separate realities. That is why communication fails so often, and misunderstandings and resentments are so common. I say "meow" and you say "Bow-wow," and each of us is convinced the other is a bit dumb."
Author: Robert Anton Wilson
45. "Homeowners' Association: the means whereby people who own homes are able to transfer their rights to the neighborhood control freaks."
Author: Ron Brackin
46. "Tybalt's what we call ‘Cait Sidhe'— the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes." "Meow," said Tybalt, deadpan."
Author: Seanan McGuire
47. "(The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.)Look, Lanie, it's Mr. Tomcat come to save me from my celibacy. Oh, help me, Moon Mistress. Whatever am I to do with the attentions of such an unwanted suitor! Help me quick, before he kills me with my allergies. (Grace)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
48. "Give me a cat over a kid any day.  You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the floor next to a bucket of water, go on vacation for a week, and come home to an animal that is so busy licking it's own ass that it has no idea you were even gone."
Author: Tara Sivec
49. "In fact, there are more homeowners today than ever before in the history of our Nation and more minority homeowners than ever before in the history of our Nation."
Author: Todd Tiahrt
50. "What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb; anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage."
Author: Woody Allen

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