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1. "If you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog's ear, don't sit next to the pooch with a milkshake."
Author: Alan Rogers
2. "If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream."
Author: Bill Maher
3. "I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made in other centuries. "And fries," Sean said. "And a vanilla milkshake." Annie remained unthrilled. "Okay, okay. You can have a Big Mac." Romance in my century, she thought, is pitiful."
Author: Caroline B. Cooney
4. "They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games."
Author: Casey Stengel
5. "I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits."
Author: Chris Isaak
6. "It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in America, because every straight girl I know would see her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker."
Author: Chuck Klosterman
7. "There's a safety in thinking in a diner. You can have your coffee or your milkshake, and you can go off into strange dark areas, and always come back to the safety of the diner."
Author: David Lynch
8. "A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the doughnut toss and the march of the headless plush toys. Instead, I just heated up a skillet of plastic soldiers, poured a milkshake over my head and called it a night."
Author: David Sedaris
9. "People know 'Milkshake' like a jingle, but they don't really know who I am."
Author: Kelis
10. "Am I R&B because I'm black? Am I pop because I have a song called 'Milkshake'? Or can I just be who the hell I am? Good Lord, people make it seem like we're doing heart transplants here, but we're just making music!"
Author: Kelis
11. "...space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry."
Author: Kevin Fong
12. "Oh I know what they say about us in town, and I say, the hell with them! I tell you, I don't give a damn. I have got to be an old woman in the twinkling of an eye, and it is sort of a relief, I can tell you. I do what I want to now. Last week I traded all our eggs for ice cream at Holden's Grocery. Now that I have shrunk down little as a child, I figure I might as well act like one. I don't care. I like ice cream. Juney does too. We like to put bourbon in it, and make ourselves a milkshake."
Author: Lee Smith
13. "During World War II, when combat rations were tinned, meat hashes were a common entrée because they worked well with the filling machines. "But the men wanted something they could chew, something into which they could ‘sink their teeth,'" wrote food scientist Samuel Lepkovsky in a 1964 paper making the case against a liquid diet for the Gemini astronauts. He summed up the soldiers' take on potted meat: "We could undoubtedly survive on these rations a lot longer than we'd care to live." (NASA went ahead and tested an all-milkshake meal plan on groups of college students living in a simulated space capsule at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in 1964. A significant portion of it ended up beneath the floorboards.)"
Author: Mary Roach
14. "Joshua to Angela: "Please, Angela, do it for me… and you never know you just might have fun." She looked at him warily. "I find that highly doubtful, Josh.""Well how will you know unless you actually try it?""I just know. Do you have to drink a hot fish milkshake to know you aren't going to like it?" She asked."
Author: Patti Roberts
15. "The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes."
Author: Richard Kadrey
16. "Is that you, Charlie?" "Sam's making me a milkshake."
Author: Stephen Chbosky
17. "Poetry is not made to be sucked up like a child's milkshake, it is much better sipped like a precious malt whisky."
Author: Stephen Fry
18. "I am a strict vegetarian...The usual questions were fired at me about eggnogs and milkshakes being or not being acceptable to one of my persuasion. Shade said that with him it was the other way around: he must make a definite effort to partake of a vegetable. Beginning a salad, was to him like stepping into sea water on a chilly day, and he had always to brace himself in order to attack the fortress of an apple."
Author: Vladimir Nabokov
19. "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love."
Author: Wally Lamb

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