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1. "Riddles, I hate fucking riddles," Ristan growled and shook his dark head. "Why couldn't she have sent a minotaur, or maybe David Bowie and a bunch of Muppets to mess with us?"
Author: Amelia Hutchins
2. "The Muppets have such a great tradition of bringing together all of genres of actors and all ages of actors."
Author: Amy Adams
3. "I delight in the sweet and sour moments we routinely share, together applauded by muppets in leotards."
Author: Bradley Chicho
4. "One of the mistakes I made was thinking chickens and penguins could sing, just like all the other animals in the 'Muppets.' But it turns out those animals are not allowed to sing words."
Author: Bret McKenzie
5. "A pixie's true skin color is blue. Cookie Monster, Grover, and other lovable Muppets are also blue. Do not confuse the two. Muppets don't kill you. Usually."
Author: Carrie Jones
6. "When Tana was six, vampires were Muppets, endlessly counting, or cartoon villains in black cloaks with red polyester lining."
Author: Holly Black
7. "You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back."
Author: Jason Segel
8. "I've just grown a little disappointed with 'Muppets in the Old West', 'Muppets Under Water' and all these weird concept movies. I just want to go take it back to the early 80's, when it was about the Muppets trying to put on a show. That's what I'm trying to bring back."
Author: Jason Segel
9. "If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong."
Author: Jasper Fforde
10. "I bet you're the type of guy not afraid of anything, huh?""Oh, no, there are things that terrify me." "Like what?" "Muppets," came his solemn reply."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
11. "Cassandra," he said, "I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country."
Author: Jennifer Rardin
12. "Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I started working."
Author: Jim Henson
13. "Cynicism is kind of like folding your arms and stepping back and commenting on things, like the old guys in 'The Muppets,' just throwing out comments all the time, whereas there are other people on the ground really trying to affect things and improve their lives and the lives of other people. I think it's noble and I think it's cool."
Author: Josh Radnor
14. "I was born in England - though both of my parents are American - and there's something about the 'Muppets' where they have this combination of English and American humor."
Author: Nicholas Stoller
15. "She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets' Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head."
Author: Susan Donovan

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With domineering hand she moves the turning wheel,Like currents in a treacherous bay swept to and fro:Her ruthless will has just deposed once fearful kingsWhile trustless still, from low she lifts a conquered head;No cries of misery she hears, no tears she heeds,But steely hearted laughs at groans her deeds have wrung.Such is a game she plays, and so she tests her strength;Of mighty power she makes parade when one short hourSees happiness from utter desolation grow.(A Consolation of Philosophy, Book II, translated by V.E. Watts)"
Author: Boethius Queen Elizabeth I Translation

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