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1. "Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained.But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers."
Author: Augusten Burroughs
2. "My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though."
Author: Big Boi
3. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
Author: Calvin Trillin
4. "What I've got here are my own constraints. I'm challenging myself, using found objects and making stuff that throws all this computational capacity at, you know, these trivial problems, like car-driving Elmo clusters and seashell toaster-robots. We have so much capacity that the trivia expands to fill it. And all that capacity is junk-capacity, it's leftovers. There's enough computational capacity in a junkyard to launch a space-program, and that's by design. Remember the iPod? Why do you think it was so prone to scratching and going all gunky after a year in your pocket? Why would Apple build a handheld technology out of materials that turned to shit if you looked at them cross-eyed? It's because the iPod was only meant to last a year!"
Author: Cory Doctorow
5. "I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home."
Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
6. "My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food."
Author: David Byrne
7. "I told him to enjoy dinner and have a nice life. then i looked at her and told her she could have my leftovers because i dont share. Thats when i stood up and walked out."
Author: Emma Nichols
8. "Yesterday, at the company party, I made a joke and everyone laughed and said, "Hey, now there's the Jarod Kintz we all know and love." and I smiled, but inside I thought, "Actually, the Jarod Kintz you know and love was my clone, who I had to murder because he kept eating all my leftovers."
Author: Jarod Kintz
9. "I'm building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I'm starting with the hot air, and then I'm going to surround that with saran wrap, because after all, I'm only using leftovers."
Author: Jarod Kintz
10. "My love is like leftovers, and her image is the original meal. I should have eaten it all in one sitting."
Author: Jarod Kintz
11. "Outside my bike, never has anything important in my life been just mine." My body stilled, so did my heart, and my eyes locked with his. He started moving again, slowly, deeply and he kept talking. "Always castoffs, leftovers, used, sometimes even food from the dumpsters." My heart started beating again, only to trip over itself; my breath came fast, not only from what was happening to my body but what he was saying. "Vance-" His lips came to mine, his hands moved out of my hair and went to the side of my face and he stared in my eyes, pressing deep inside. "Mine," he muttered, his deep voice hoarse, that fierce undercurrent there. His tone caused a shiver to run through me, straight through to my soul. Then he kissed me."
Author: Kristen Ashley
12. "I tore the crusts off my grilled cheese sandwich and set them aside to throw out for the birds. Their motives were pure -- hunger, thirst, shelter -- and they didn't mind leftovers."
Author: Laura Wiess
13. "I can finish that off and get you something better," he offered."You'd eat my leftovers?..." I felt like such a prima donna. "You're a king.""I'm a…hungry…king," he shrugged, as he unassumingly glanced to the side. "I'm not picky."
Author: M.A. George
14. "I spent half my life being hurt. The leftovers of hurt are an automatic gesture, like a dog that salivates."
Author: Oleg Cassini

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