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1. "You are such a bad boy." She tugged on the hair that brushed my collar."I can be real bad. You haven't seen anything yet," I murmured, bending my head so I could take a nip at the soft skin at the back of her neck."I'm not sure I could keep up with you. I'm extremely inexperienced. We are in completely different planets when it comes to sexual experience," her breathing was labored as I licked and kissed different sweet spots on her shoulders and collarbone."I didn't say anything about sex, Eva," I grinned before kissing her jawline. "You're the naughty one who brought up sex."
Author: Abbi Glines
2. "My voice went recently, never happened before, off like a tap. I had to sit in silence for nine days, chalkboard around my neck. Like an old-school mime. Like a kid in the naughty corner. Like a Victorian mute."
Author: Adele
3. "And you are?"She fluttered her hand over her face andbrushed a wisp of light brown hair from her brow.The governor calls me Kitty. It'd probably be best if you did, too."What an alluring name? It makes me think of a cat with its lips covered by a luscious coat of cream."Jack stared at Kitty's mouth, and his tongue tingled at the idea of tasting her rich, flavorful lust.She giggled and wove her hand through the crook in his arm. The soft swell of her breast bumped against his arm. "Oh, you're naughty, but I love the alluring image."Then, I hope you'll let me have a taste later."He didn't crowd her but allowed her to step back.She led him across the entranceway to a door on the other side.Remember she's a princess."
Author: Anita Philmar
4. "My son, Sam, at three and a half, had these keys to a set of plastic handcuffs, and one morning he intentionally locked himself out of the house. I was sitting on the couch reading the newspaper when I heard him stick his plastic keys into the doorknob and try to open the door. Then I heard him say, "Oh, shit." My whole face widened, like the guy in Edvard Munch's Scream. After a moment I got up and opened the front door."Honey," I said, "what'd you just say?""I said, 'Oh, shit,'" he said."But, honey, that's a naughty word. Both of us have absolutely got to stop using it. Okay?"He hung his head for a moment, nodded, and said, "Okay, Mom." Then he leaned forward and said confidentially, "But I'll tell you why I said 'shit.'" I said Okay, and he said, "Because of the fucking keys!"
Author: Anne Lamott
5. "Claudia, you've been a very very naughty little girl."
Author: Anne Rice
6. "Weren't we all the same as children?" eiko asked. "all of us, destined to become beautiful brides in fluffy white dresses!" she giggled to herself. "where did we go wrong?"isn't that what keeps life interesting?" i replied. "and who knows? next year you could be somebody's wife. no one knows what will happen."sometimes i think it would be wonderful just to stay the way i am forever, just kick back and space out during the afternoon thinking about all the exciting things that the night will bring, all the naughty things i might take part in." she snickered again.well," i said, "aren't you the happy one."she squinted her tiny nose and laughed.dawn was breaking as we said good-bye. i saw her off by watching her small body disappear into the background, her high heels clapping along, echoing in the early morning city.my drunkenness, the sunrise, the bright sky, and a friend who was leaving.if i had died in my fall i would have missed that morning - that splendid sunrise over tokyo."
Author: Banana Yoshimoto
7. "As a bookish child in Calcutta, I used to thrill to the adventures of bad girls whose pursuit of happiness swept them outside the bounds of social decency. Tess of the d'Urbervilles, Emma Bovary and Anna Karenina lived large in my imagination. The naughty girls of Hollywood films flirted and knew how to drive."
Author: Bharati Mukherjee
8. "Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty."
Author: Britney Spears
9. "Patrick was the living embodiment of naughty. He sweat for a living—he worked on houses while his slick, polished brother sold them—and his swagger served as a convincing argument that he knew how to make a woman sweat when the lights were off, too."
Author: Cari Quinn
10. "No sight so sad as that of a naughty child," he began, "especially a naughty little girl. Do you know where the wicked go after death?""They go to hell," was my ready and orthodox answer."And what is hell? Can you tell me that?""A pit full of fire.""And should you like to fall into that pit, and to be burning there for ever?""No, sir.""What must you do to avoid it?"I deliberated a moment: my answer, when it did come was objectionable: "I must keep in good health and not die."
Author: Charlotte Brontë
11. "Imagine a landscape of nothing but astrology references and naughty limericks. That's what you're going to reduce me to."
Author: Chloe Neill
12. "I think it's great to see how they've grown up, not just as actors but as people. They're still very much the same kids that I met many years ago. They've grown up and they are funny and wicked and naughty and bright, and I think as actors their work is just getting better and better. They've blossomed."
Author: David Heyman
13. "Sophie said a bad word. In the dim light she had stubbed her toe on one of the many dusty bricks piled around the place.Naughty-naughty" Twinkle said.Oh shut up!" Sophie said , standing on one leg to hold her toe. "Why don't you grow up?"
Author: Diana Wynne Jones
14. "Blank House was exactly a nice empty sheet where nothing was accountable because you were so naughty that you were in Blank House."
Author: Diane Cilento
15. "I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and badass, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!"
Author: Dreama Walker
16. "Two thoughts enter my head simultaneously.The first is: God hates me. The second is: I have been a naughty, naughty boy for most of my life, and this is my payback. And you know what they say about payback, right?Yep. She's one hairy bitch."
Author: Emma Chase
17. "Graystorm: You know Firestar was also very naughty, just like you.Bramblepaw: Really? He seems to be very responsible!Graystorm: Yes. I was there when he was too stubborn to not help RiverClan"
Author: Erin Hunter
18. "I was quite naughty at school."
Author: Gemma Arterton
19. "My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It's hilarious. So we decided that I'm going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family."
Author: Gordon Ramsay
20. "Growing up, there wasn't much emphasis on being nice or naughty. As a family, there wasn't much discipline. It was more relaxed at home, which I'm grateful for."
Author: Isla Fisher
21. "Wandering around at midnight, Ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty."
Author: J.K. Rowling
22. "Well it about these really naughty girls they made this huge girls gand they stole stuff from shopes and stuff"
Author: Jacqueline Wilson
23. "I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."
Author: Jarod Kintz
24. "Syd, are you not wearing a bra?" Before I could answer, his hands drifted up further, until the fingertips brushed the swells of my breasts. "You're not. Very naughty, Syd."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
25. "I'm a naughty sweetheart."
Author: Jessica Simpson
26. "I think our honeymoon is gonna be like naughty dream week on steroids."
Author: Jillian Dodd
27. "It was still mild when they walked home from the party, and Irene looked up at the spring stars. "How far that little candle throws its beams," she exclaimed. "So shines a good dead in a naughty world."
Author: John Cheever
28. "The cold night air outside was like a slap in the face. If I wasn't in Naughty Girl Martini Land, I would have sobered instantly. Unfortunately, I was deep in Naughty Girl Martini Land. So deep, I was skipping dazedly through the Naughty Girl Martini forest and leaping over the Naughty Girl Martini streams, completely oblivious to everything."
Author: Kristen Ashley
29. "I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy."
Author: Kylie Minogue
30. "You," Damon said somewhat indistinctly through the blood in his mouth, "have been a naughty boy, boy."
Author: L.J. Smith
31. "Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens."
Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
32. "Mr. Raney named the porpoises - Sister Woman, and Renford, and Lamar, and St. Elmo - and could recognize them, and call each by its name, even at night, six feet long, some of them, with a million sharp teeth and a naughty grin. Often when he floated past in the boat and watched their playful wheeling, in and out among the cypress knees, he called out to them, "Lamar, we are all alone in the world!" or "Renford, cork is an export product of India!"
Author: Lewis Nordan
33. "Ah, there's the governess voice. All stern and disapproving. It makes me feel like a naughty schoolboy."
Author: Lisa Kleypas
34. "I think Australians do well here because we feel a bit naughty, like we're in America and if they only knew how much fun we were having, we'd all get thrown out, you know."
Author: Melissa George
35. "So" Noah said carefully. I was sitting up cross-legged and tangled in my sheets."so" I said backWould you like to hear about Curious George's new adventures?I shook my head.Are you sure? Noah asked. "he's been such a naughty monkey"Pass."
Author: Michelle Hodkin
36. "My allegiance was always to the act. I wanted them to be happy. I wasn't owned by a magazine or a record label. And I was a very naughty boy to boot!"
Author: Mick Rock
37. "Mercer opens hi mouth to argue, and Bastion Banister chooses this moment to open his mouth and snap at the circling bee. To his own evident surprise, he captures it, and there's a curious little glonking noise as he swallows it whole. Mercer cringes slightly, as if expecting the dog to explode.Nothing happens."All right," Polly Cradle says, and then, pro forma, "Bastion, you're a very naughty boy.""Yes," Mercer says acidly. "The dog has consumed a possibly lethal technological device of immense sophistication, deprived us of our only piece of tangible evidence and possibly doomed us all to some sort of arcane scientific retaliative strike. By all means, chide him severely with your voice. That will solve everyone's problems."
Author: Nick Harkaway
38. "He had heard it sure enough, wailing underground in clubs and speakeasies, all through Prohibition, hot, polyphonic, toe-tapping, full of syncopated rhythms and bent, naughty notes—perfect for small and secret spaces."
Author: Nicole Mones
39. "Because Naughty Dog relies on their facial team to hand animate the faces of each game character and they do such a remarkable job, I think you can be more realistic with your acting. It gives the story and what's happening to you the feeling that it's a game."
Author: Nolan North
40. "Make me feel naughty, Adam.Can do."
Author: Olivia Cunning
41. "Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see."
Author: Rachel Johnson
42. "A mother was thinking of how to keep her naughty child in line she tried using the boogey man it didn't work ... she thought and thought then said "the Politician is going to get you" and he was never naughty again"
Author: Rassool Jibraeel Snyman
43. "By the time I've opened up that part of you, you'll be happy to become the naughty and dirty girl I know you want to be." Ethan White, Reluctant Surrender."
Author: Riley Murphy
44. "Grab me now and do naughty things to my no no places."
Author: S.C. Stephens
45. "Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary"
Author: Simon Holt
46. "The door opened and Gideon walked in. I held his gaze when I said, "If Gideon's dick touched anything but his hand or me, we'd be over."His brows rose. "Well, then."I smiled sweetly and winked. "Hi, ace.""Angel." He looked at Cary. "How are you feeling this morning?"Cary's lips twisted wryly. "Like I got hit by a bus. . . or a bat.""We're working on getting you set up at home. It looks like we can make that happen by Wednesday.""Big tits, please," Cary said. "Or bulging muscles. Either will do."Gideon looked at me. I grinned. "The private nurse.""Ah.""If it's a woman," Cary went on, "can you get her to wear one of those white nurse dresses with the zipper down the front.""I can only imagine the media frenzy over that sexual-harassment lawsuit," Gideon said dryly. "How about a collection of naughty-nurse porn instead?""Dude." Cary smiled wide and looked, for a moment, like his old self. "You're the man."Chapter 12, pg 214"
Author: Sylvia Day
47. "One day, when he was naughty, Mr. Bunnsy looked over the hedge into Farmer Fred's field and saw it was full of fresh green lettuces. Mr. Bunnsy, however, was not full of lettuces. This did not seem fair."
Author: Terry Pratchett
48. "NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT'S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU'RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR?Albert wanted to argue. He wanted to say, Really? In that case, how come so many of the rich buggers is bastards? And being poor don't mean being naughty, neither."
Author: Terry Pratchett
49. "My parents broke up when I was six. Before, I was a very active, naughty child, but after my father left me, I stopped talking. I became very good at hiding my emotions. I felt so ashamed of telling others that I didn't have a father, because that was not common in the 1960s."
Author: Tony Leung Chiu Wai
50. "He had dirty-blond good looks to match a dirty-good smile. Yes, dirty. There was just enough twinkle in his smiling brown eyes to suggest there might be all manner of naughty-guy impulses rattling around that cute body of his."
Author: Veronica Wolff

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