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1. "Foreign Ministry guys don't become agents. Party officials, the Foreign Ministry nerds, tend not to volunteer to Western intelligence agencies."
Author: Aldrich Ames
2. "I want to be the poster girl for engineers and computer nerds."
Author: Alessandra Torresani
3. "Joanna gave me a leveling look. "You think we're the only major that's superinsular and clique-ish and gossips about everyone else in it? Believe me, if Nathan bought a new brand of toothpaste, those math nerds probably already know about it."
Author: Alicia Thompson
4. "Nerds are far more interesting human in later life."
Author: Alyson Hannigan
5. "Evanescence fans aren't the popular kids in school. They aren't the cheerleaders. It's the art kids and the nerds and the kids who grow up to be the most interesting creative people."
Author: Amy Lee
6. "That bullies have low self-esteem is a fact written by neurotic nerds. In the battle of intellect versus power, the winner lacks integrity."
Author: Bauvard
7. "I write about nerds who go the extra mile and become rock stars."
Author: Ben Mezrich
8. "Geek is Chic," Simon declared. "Ladies love nerds."
Author: Cassandra Clare
9. "The Rapture of the Nerds has been followed by the Resurrection of the Extremely Confused. (318)"
Author: Charles Stross
10. "Like last year I took Advance Foods class (which is like cooking for nerds) after lunch, and so I usually took a nap. Which was fine, because I'm not even thrilled about regular foods, so, you know, what do I need with like advanced digital HD wi-fi foods and whatnot? -Abby"
Author: Christopher Moore
11. "It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin.Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.'We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance."
Author: Christopher Moore
12. "And he was like "The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk -" -Abby"
Author: Christopher Moore
13. "Sci-fi nerds are respectful, honorable. You can trust them."
Author: Claudia Christian
14. "The nerds are the ones that make the films and do loads of other really cool stuff in their life."
Author: Daniel Radcliffe
15. "New Music, I guess, is all those bands Angie listens to. They have names like Depeche Mode and The Smiths and all they sound the same to me - like a bunch of skinny white British nerds on Thorazine. The Stones, when they started, were a bunch of skinny white British nerds too, but they never sounded like they were on Thorazine. Even if they were."
Author: Dennis Lehane
16. "Even a lot of kids who are gifted can be kids who feel like wimps or nerds."
Author: Eric Wilson
17. "Why do we capital-N Nerds love Mars so much? Because it's beautiful, it's tough, it's buried in our mythic, childhood memories. It's covered with human triumphs but also with sad stories of failure."
Author: Greg Bear
18. "Jules and I were tiny people. We were delicate. We were almost destroyed. We were vulnerable. Like nerds in a school yard of bullies, we could have traded our stamps and cards of extinct animals. That's the kind of people we would be if our situation were different."
Author: Heather O'Neill
19. "I auditioned for 'Revenge Of The Nerds,' and I so did not want the picture. I didn't want it. I didn't want be in anything that had nerds anywhere."
Author: James Cromwell
20. "You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End."
Author: Jeff Kinney
21. "The nerds are rich and successful, and those jocks are dumb divorced guys with beer bellies. By the way, in high school, I also played football and, yes, I have a beer belly. Jeannie can't divorce me. We are Catholic. Thank you, Jesus."
Author: Jim Gaffigan
22. "It's been a tough couple of years for condescending nerds. And if bookstores fall, Jon, America will be inundated with a wandering, snarky underclass of unemployable purveyors of useless and arcane esoterica."
Author: John Hodgman
23. "There is that stereotype of a nerd with the high pants and pocket protector and that kind of thing. That can sustain comedy for maybe a movie - hence the 'Revenge of the Nerds' franchise - but not for hopefully years on the air. It's a sight gag, not a story."
Author: Johnny Galecki
24. "If you spend any time in Washington you'll find nerds. What happens is most of them sublimate their fixations with comics, or baseball cards, or 1960s British comedies to policy minutiae and political arcana. But, like Christians in ancient Rome, you can still spot them if you know the signals."
Author: Jonah Goldberg
25. "In politics almost all of us are nerds, so that's just a given... but we're cool nerds."
Author: Jonathan Krohn
26. "Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We're all nerds, on one subject or another."
Author: Jonathan Lethem
27. "Obama was the best thing for black nerds everywhere. Finally we had a role model. Before Obama, we basically had Urkel."
Author: Jordan Peele
28. "Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day."
Author: Judd Apatow
29. "But take heart: For every phalanx of nerds who die there are always a few who succeed. Not long after that horrific murder, a whole pack of revolutionary nerds ran aground on a sandbar on the southeast coast of Cuba. Yes, it was Fidel and Revolutionary Crew, back for a rematch against Batista. Of the eight-two revolutionaries who splashed ashore, only twenty-two survived to celebrate the New Year, including one book-loving argentino. A bloodbath, with Batista's forces executing even those who surrendered. But these twenty-two, it would prove, were enough."
Author: Junot Díaz
30. "Obviously, I don't have a high IQ, but I've always liked nerds and quirky guys."
Author: Kaley Cuoco
31. "An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps"
Author: Kathy Reichs
32. "I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned."
Author: Kristen Bell
33. "This one is for our crew, but it's also for all the weird girls and word nerds, for all the in-the-middle wickeds and queers and misfits and hell-raisers."
Author: Laura Goode
34. "Nerds are clever and often end up being rich as a result. I don't consider myself a nerd anymore. I'm not at all rich either!"
Author: Leslie Dean Brown
35. "The Proclaimers thunder through my head.Imagine it.Imagine killing someone to the tune of two Scottish nerds wearing glasses and flattop haircuts. How will I ever listen to that song again? What will I do if it comes on the radio? I'll think of the night I murdered another man and stole his life with my own hands."
Author: Markus Zusak
36. "Between now and when we graduate next year there are at least ten weeks' holiday and five random public holidays.There's email and if you manage to get down to the town, there's text messaging and mobile phone calls. If not, the five minutes you get to speak to me on your communal phone is better than nothing. There are the chess nerds who want to invite you to our school for the chess comp next March and there's this town in the middle, planned by Walter Burley Griffin, where we can meet up and protest against our government's refusal to sign the Kyoto treaty."-Jonah Griggs"
Author: Melina Marchetta
37. "I suspect the I.Q., SAT, and school grades are tests designed by nerds so they can get high scores in order to call each other intelligent...Smart and wise people who score low on IQ tests, or patently intellectually defective ones, like the former U.S. president George W. Bush, who score high on them (130), are testing the test and not the reverse."
Author: Nassim Nicholas Taleb
38. "Because you are the superhero fledgling. I'm just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions."
Author: P.C. Cast
39. "I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and sex, and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately."
Author: Paul Feig
40. "The main reason nerds are unpopular is that they have other things to think about."
Author: Paul Graham
41. "I wish that in order to secure his party's nomination, a presidential candidate would be required to point at the sky and name all the stars; have the periodic table of the elements memorized; rattle off the kings and queens of Spain; define the significance of the Gatling gun; joke around in Latin; interpret the symbolism in seventeenth-century Dutch painting; explain photosynthesis to a six-year-old; recite Emily Dickenson; bake a perfect popover; build a shortwave radio out of a coconut; and know all the words to Hoagy Carmichael's "Two Sleepy People", Johnny Cash's "Five Feet High and Rising", and "You Got the Silver" by the Rolling Stones...What we need is a president who is at least twelve kinds of nerd, a nerd messiah to come along every four years, acquire the Secret Service code name Poindexter, install a Revenge of the Nerds screen saver on the Oval Office computer, and one by one decrypt our woes."
Author: Sarah Vowell
42. "Metal guys are huge nerds. A good percentage of them are either horror or sci-fi or comic book or fantasy nerds."
Author: Scott Ian
43. "The nerds and the squids were one."
Author: Stephen Chbosky
44. "My brothers and I always did improv stuff in our basement with our friends; we're super nerds, and that was our way of spending a Friday night."
Author: Tatiana Maslany
45. "The nerds are my favourite sort of boys - any guy with a passion - whether it be physics or film or writing or poetry even, I think it's super sweet and it's very attractive for a female."
Author: Teresa Palmer
46. "When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir."
Author: Tina Fey
47. "I'm the queen of the nerds."
Author: Tori Amos
48. "That's what's so ironic about the conservative backlash against BDSMers. With increased visibility comes increased bigotry, and conservatives continue to rally against kinky events by local groups to get them shut down. What the anti-kink fanatics don't understand about us is that we're geeks. Sex nerds. SM intellectuals. We pay money to spend a weekend going to classes."
Author: Tristan Taormino
49. "Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want"
Author: Tucker Max
50. "If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards."
Author: Violet Haberdasher

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