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1. "I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the deadly foe. Nah, just kidding. I bolted, discretion being the better part of not getting dead."
Author: AandE Kirk
2. "If you plan to pass the pop quiz later, I'd advise it.""It ain't a pop quiz if you warn people beforehand. Doofus.""That's llygad-doofus to you, and did I say pop quiz? 'Cuz I meant ninja-quiz since you'll never see it coming."
Author: Adrian Phoenix
3. "Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, "Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken!"
Author: Alan Goldsher
4. "We're horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We're the ninjas of the mundane, you might say."
Author: Andy Partridge
5. "Medicine cabinets are dangerous. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja."
Author: Barry Lyga
6. "A trained bus thrower like Gabriel, or Robin Hood wannabe like Scarlet, or a ninja assassin like Tristan"
Author: Chelsea Fine
7. "Tristan, dressed in all black with a long dagger in his hand, exited the den as Gabriel reached the main floor . Gabriel stopped whistling and paused. "Please tell me you're going to a ninja convention."
Author: Chelsea Fine
8. "Koji's mouth twitched in disgust. "Who are you people?" he asked, as he had before. "You're not..." But he didn't even dare say that dangerous word-- ninja."
Author: Cheryl Aylward Whitesel
9. "I have a ninja sitting shotgun. Of course, I'm tense."
Author: Courtney Allison Moulton
10. "Well, here were the ugly facts. She had no mad-ninja-skillz to rely on and her family didn't know where she was. She didn't know where she was. The only way she was leaving was if this creature allowed it."
Author: Danielle Monsch
11. "Like if Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started being all bummed out about everything. How were we going to kick arse if our Leonardo was wearing a black eye-band instead of a blue one?"
Author: Dougie Poynter
12. "Sometimes, I pretend to be a ninja spy when I'm walking through my house..but I always blow my cover when I run into the wall."
Author: Dreamer Girl
13. "What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you...a Ninja Turtle?"
Author: Elle Casey
14. "Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak."
Author: Etgar Keret
15. "Hey, dragon!" Jay said loudly. The dragon opened one eye. "How can you tell if you have a dragon in your bathroom? The door won't close! How long was the dragons vacation? Four days and three knights! How about this one? Three ninja and a dragon walk into a dojo, and--"The Lightning Dragon swiped it's massive tail, knocking Jay off his feet."That's the worst thing about dragons," muttered Jay, standing back up. "They don't know good jokes when they hear them."
Author: Greg Farshtey
16. "Two hours. More than enough time to kidnap a man. Or to slice his throat, bury him in the forest, and steal his magic project. How the hell did de Harven fit into it? Did he surprise the thieves? Of course, Adam Kamen could've killed his uber-bodyguard and bolted with the goods. Because he was secretly a ninja, adept at mortal combat and vanishing into thin air. Yes, that was it. Case solved."
Author: Ilona Andrews
17. "Kate& Derek"No, Kate, you don't understand. He vanished. He was there one moment and then he was gone."I couldn't resist. "Like a ninja. In a puff of smoke."
Author: Ilona Andrews
18. "Sleep just go to sleep.Cam lived across the hall?You need to get up early. Go to sleep.How in the world was that possible? He was everywhere I went.Go to sleep.And why did he have a pet turtle and did he seriously name it after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because that was kind of funny.Morning's going to come soon.Did he only wear a shirt during class? Oh my God, he seriously lived across the hall. Jacob was going to flip...and probably move in. That would be fun. I really liked Jacob, but I had a feeling he'd borrow my clothes.Go the fuck to sleep."
Author: J. Lynn
19. "No, that's just Saturdays." The whisper came from an orange-belted ninja. Did that make him a ginja?"
Author: J.L. Merrow
20. "When they got to thew bottom of the stairwell, they stopped dead. Blay's father was facing off with a lesser, a Civil War sword in one hand, a dagger in the other. Behind his Joe Friday glasses, his eyes were lit like torches, and they flicked over for a split second. "Stay out of this. This one's mine." The shit was done faster than you can say, Ninja Dad. Blay's father went Ginsu on the slayer, carving the thing up like a turkey, then stabbing it back to the Omega."
Author: J.R. Ward
21. "If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja."
Author: Jarius Raphel
22. "A master can teach many things. But the most important lesson for a ninja is to learn oneself."
Author: Jarius Raphel
23. "True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals."
Author: Jarius Raphel
24. "Ninjas are far more important to science than anyone realises. If we could capture one to study, I think most of science's biggest puzzles might be resolved."
Author: Jasper Fforde
25. "My God", I said. "You move so silently. So you have had ninja training.""I have two older brothers," Vince said. "It's the same thing."I held up the white paper bag and bowed. "Master, I bring a gift."He looked at the bag curiously. "My Buddha bless you, grasshopper. What is it?"I tossed him the bag. It hit him in the chest and slid to the floor. "So much for ninja training," I said."
Author: Jeff Lindsay
26. "Nintendo not letting itself make a browser Mario game has not stopped a flash flood of in-browser Mario games. Super Mario Flash, New Super Mario Bros. Flash, Infinite Mario, and the amazing Super Mario Crossover, which lets you play the original SMB games using characters from Castlevania, Excitebike, Ninja Gaidan, and more. (If you like that, try Abobo's Big Adventure.) There are free (and unlicensed) Mario games where he rides a motorbike, takes a shotgun to the Mushroom Kingdom, decides to fight with his fists, is replaced by Sonic, replaces Pac-Man in a maze game, and plays dress-up. They receive no admonition from Nintendo's once-ferocious legal department. Why not? Iwata's explanation is commonsensical: "[I]t would not be appropriate if we treated people who did someone based on affection for Nintendo as criminals." This is also why no one has been told by lawyers to stop selling Wario-as-a-pimp T-shirts."
Author: Jeff Ryan
27. "I think once every person on the planet sees 'New Moon' and there's nobody left who hasn't see it, then I think they'll be able to go see 'Ninja.'"
Author: Joel Silver
28. "I just Googled "Ninjas".It came back "Ninjas cannot be found."- Well played Ninjas... well played."
Author: José N. Harris
29. "As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you'd ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) there was more dick on display than in a locker room."
Author: K.A. Mitchell
30. "You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at night, being chased by ninja vampires"
Author: Kathy Reichs
31. "Oh, sure. Let me just ask my geek brother to stop slaying zombie ninjas for a few hours so I can borrow the PC and catch up on my Victorian horror lit."
Author: Kelly Creagh
32. "Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like."
Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
33. "Ninja chicken isn't he?" You grinned at me, rolling your sleeves up."We'll see about that." You reached into the cage. Instantly Dick was onto your hand, clawing at you, biting chunks with his beak. "Godamn rooster!"
Author: Lucy Christopher
34. "I call this one the Ninja Center-fold! ~ Naruto"
Author: Masashi Kishimoto
35. "Hey...You.. What's life without eyebrows, freak? Got a new listing for your bingo book right here!! A guyis going to be the next lord hokage of Konohagakure village. Uzumaki Naruto! Konoha-school NINJA!"
Author: Masashi Kishimoto
36. "Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again... AND I WON'T...!"
Author: Masashi Kishimoto
37. "Stupid werewolf ninja sperm."
Author: Molly Harper
38. "Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate."
Author: Nick Harkaway
39. "Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house -Dice (Swoon)"
Author: Nina Malkin
40. "Don't use your mommy ninja skills on me."
Author: Ottilie Weber
41. "Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities.""Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle.""You're going too?""Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?"
Author: Rachel Caine
42. "Booyah, I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle.""You're going, too?""Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?""No, I was just thinking you're a little, uh, recognizable, maybe?"Eve batted her thick eyelashes. "Why, thank you, sweetie. That's the nicest insult I've had today, not counting the jock who said he'd date me but he had a restraining order out for necrophelia."
Author: Rachel Caine
43. "Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?""You are not a ninja, Shane.""I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet."
Author: Rachel Caine
44. "Puede que Park la hubiera paralizado con su magia ninja, con su toque vulcano y estuviera a punto de engullirla. Seria alucinante."
Author: Rainbow Rowell
45. "Maybe you're graduating from fireballs to lightning bolts," Adrian suggested. "I bet it'd be a lot like throwing ninja stars. Except, well, you could incinerate people."
Author: Richelle Mead
46. "It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves."
Author: Richelle Mead
47. "You use your tits the way a ninja assassin uses nunchuks."
Author: Shannon McKenna
48. "..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in fact the problem was that all too many of them HAD gotten a man, married him, had his kids, and then discovered that, as mothers, they were never supposed to have their own money, their own identity, their own aspirations, time to pee, or a brain. And yes, some women indeed became bad-tempered as a result. After all, no anger, no social change."
Author: Susan J. Douglas
49. "Have you seen my daughter?""Daughter?" I'm the worst liar ever. I stare at Sarah's tall, imposing father and try to smile. "She's getting us a table?"He narrows his gray eyes, and then tightens his mouth. "Is that a question or a statement?""Statement?" I'm so blowing this.He exhales and nods. "Well, then. I guess I'll see you in the banquet room."Harlin grins as Sarah's father walks away. "You are so subtle, Charlotte. Are you a ninja?""Shut up.""I'm sure he didn't find that at all suspicious.""Harlin!"He laughs and kisses the top of my head. "I'll stop," he says. "But where is Sarah? You might want to find her before we sit down for chicken with that man. What will you say if he asks you to pass the mashed potatoes? Mashed potatoes?" Harlin finishes, imitating my voice."
Author: Suzanne Young
50. "Yeah, I'm kinda proud of myself, too. I was a fucking sex ninja." -Quinn"
Author: Victoria Dahl

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