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1. "People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...'.. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board"
Author: Betty White
2. "He held up his hands in surrender. "I'm not here to start trouble. I am just doing some research for my thesis.""If you don't get out of this bar, you are going to be writing your thesis via Ouija board."
Author: Jessica Fortunato
3. "Give me priests. Give me men with feathers in their hair, or tall domed hats, female oracles in caves, servants of the python, smoking weed and reading palms. A gypsy fortuneteller with a foot-peddle ouija board and a gold fish bowl for a crystal ball knows more about the world than many of the great thinkers of the West. Mumbling priests swinging stink cans on their chains and even witch doctors conjuring up curses with a well-buried elephant tooth have a better sense of their places in the world. They know this universe is brimming with magic, with life and riddles and ironies. They know that the world might eat them, and no encyclopedia could stop it"
Author: N.D. Wilson
4. "Ouija boards don't work.'Dex rocked back on his heels, still grinning. 'That a fact?''I'm just saying, I don't think that anything made by Milton Bradley is much good for contacting the dark side, that's all."
Author: Rachel Hawkins
5. "Learning shamanism from a book is like running with a razor sharp Ouija board."
Author: S. Kelley Harrell
6. "I love belief it can move the pallet on a Ouija board or put a man into space. The problem that we have is the wrong beliefs we can't erase."
Author: Stanley Victor Paskavich
7. "The obvious differences apart, Karl Marx was no more a reliable prophet than was the Reverend Jim Jones. Karl Marx was a genius, an uncannily resourceful manipulator of world history who shoved everything he knew, thought, and devised into a Ouija board from whose movements he decocted universal laws. He had his following, during the late phases of the Industrial Revolution. But he was discredited by historical experience longer ago than the Wizard of Oz: and still, great grown people sit around, declare themselves to be Marxists, and make excuses for Gulag and Afghanistan."
Author: William F. Buckley Jr.

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