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1. "-¿Pero cómo se te ocurrió cantar?- le pregunté.-Qué otra cosa se me iba a ocurrir si me habías tenido toda la tarde con el estribillo ese del verde que brota del mar, y la boquita de sangre marchita que tiene el coral. Me dormí repitiéndola y de tanto decirla ya no sabía si las borrachas eran las ojeras o las palmeras."
Author: Ángeles Mastretta
2. "Vere spoke again, "You want us to hide this six-foot-three, positively gorgeous, famous rock star—one who has sports-drink blue eyes BY THE WAY—and who is absolutely PERFECT looking, at Palmer Divide High? In this town? In my junior class?""Yes," Mrs. Roth answered. "Why is it such a difficult concept for you to grasp?""Because guys who look like that." She pointed a finger at him. "Do not come from this town. In addition to the face, he's too tall, and he's got the posture of some Russian—ballerina! And did you not notice his voice?""What's wrong with my voice?" Hunter frowned."It's all LOW and, SUPER-MANLY-AMAZING," she modulated her voice down, trying to sound like him.Charlie cracked up, and Hunter had to bury his own laugh."
Author: Anne Eliot
3. "If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me."
Author: Bobby Jones
4. "En la tienda de mascotas eligió dos tortugas pintadas, cada una de ellas del ancho aproximado de la tapa de un frasco de mayonesa. Compró para ellas una bandeja grande en forma de riñón que tenía su propio islote, una palmera de plástico, algunas plantas acuáticas y un caracol. El caracol servía presumiblemente para reforzar la autoestima de las tortugas: "¿Nosotras te parecemos lentas? Pues fíjate en ese tipo". Del mismo modo, para apuntalar la moral del caracol, había una roca. Todos somos más felices si tenemos a alguien a quien mirar por encima del hombro, y a alguien a quien admirar; sobre todo, si estamos resentidos con ambos. Esa no es solo la estrategia del macho beta para sobrevivir, sino también la esencia del capitalismo, de la democracia y de la mayoría de las religiones."
Author: Christopher Moore
5. "Ernesto Palmer got the name Chili originally because he was hot-tempered as a kid...Now he was Chili, Tommy Carlo said, because he had chilled down and didn't need the hot temper. All he had to do was turn his eyes dead when he looked at a slow pay, not say more than three words, and the guy would sell his wife's car to make the payment."
Author: Elmore Leonard
6. "Hugh Laurie (playing Mr. Palmer) felt the line 'Don't palm all your abuses [of language upon me]' was possibly too rude. 'It's in the book,' I said. He didn't hit me."
Author: Emma Thompson
7. "His temper might perhaps be a little soured [...]'Mr. Palmer is just the kind of man I like,"
Author: Jane Austen
8. "Mr. Palmer does not hear me," said she, laughing, "he never does sometimes. It is so ridiculous!"
Author: Jane Austen
9. "Mrs. Palmer, in her way, was equally angry. She was determined to drop his acquaintance immediately, and she was very thankful that she had never been acquainted with him at all. She wished with all her heart Combe Magna was not so near Cleveland; but it did not signify, for it was a great deal too far off to visit; she hated him so much that she was resolved never to mention his name again, and she should tell everybody she saw, how good-for-nothing he was."
Author: Jane Austen
10. "You and I, Sir John," said Mrs. Jennings, "should never stand upon such ceremony.""Then you would be very ill-bred," cried Mr. Palmer."My love, you contradict every body," - said his wife with her usual laugh. "Do you know that you are quite rude?""I did not know I contradicted any body in calling your mother ill-bred."
Author: Jane Austen
11. "Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me."
Author: Jim Benton
12. "I'd have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me. I'd have been a lot more appreciative if he hadn't pushed me first." ~Cassandra Palmer"
Author: Karen Chance
13. "No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina."
Author: Karen Chance
14. "Let every man shovel out his own snow, and the whole city will be passable," said Gamache. Seeing Beauvoir's puzzled expression he added, "Emerson.""Lake and Palmer?""Ralph and Waldo."
Author: Louise Penny
15. "In 1947 I married Rowena Palmer, and we have two daughters, Alison and Claire, and a son, John."
Author: Martin Ryle
16. "Charlotte Palmer is no sillier than Harriet Smith; and yet, how intolerable we should find it to see and hear as much of Charlotte as we do of Harriet! And would Miss Bates have been endurable if she had been presented in the mood and manners of Sense and Sensibility?"
Author: Mary Lascelles
17. "I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring."
Author: Melina Marchetta
18. "I would say my first golf memory was asking who Arnold Palmer was when he was always on the Pennzoil commercials. When I was a little kid I watched a lot of sports, but I didn't watch a lot of golf, and this guy was always on a tractor."
Author: Mike Greenberg
19. "Even a Menno sheltered from the world knows not to stick her tongue into the mouth of a boy who owns an Air Supply record. You might stick your tongue into the mouth of a boy who owned some Emerson, Lake and Palmer, but you would not date him on a regular basis, or openly."
Author: Miriam Toews
20. "My swing is no uglier than Arnold Palmer's, and it's the same ugly swing every time."
Author: Nancy Lopez
21. "Almost two hundred sixty-six years ago on my home world, Earth, my forefathers did the same thing. They declared their independence and free agency from an enemy that oppressed them. No one at that time expected this rebellion force to win the war. They were severely outnumbered, and they were extremely inexperienced compared to their enemy. Despite those odds, they succeeded in winning the war, giving them their independence and freewill to choose. (Adrian Palmer, Worlds Without End: The Mission)"
Author: Shaun F. Messick
22. "I suppose I could get a job to have something to do, but working when I don't have to work would be like pulling a straight and healthy tooth -- pointless and extremely painful."--David Palmer"
Author: Stephen Reid Andrews
23. "Kit [Carson Kitteridge] watched me for a few moments before saying, "That was some impressive killing you did. Naked too.""I hope I didn't embarrass Office Palmer.""She said that after all she heard about you she thought your johnson would be bigger.""Tell her that the air conditioner was on."
Author: Walter Mosley
24. "I'll give my jewels for a set of beads,My gorgeous palace for a hermitage,My gay apparel for an almsman's gown,My figured goblets for a dish of wood,My scepter for a palmer's walking staffMy subjects for a pair of carved saintsand my large kingdom for a little grave."
Author: William Shakespeare

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